danger is my middle name

Thats shitty

i like rick's snapped like a twig

Thats shitty

The shortest war in history was between Zanzibar and England in 1896. Zanzibar surrendered after 38 minutes.

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/na6v6newbiemix

raped idiot

I just steal emoticon binds from other people.

(sup Ictus/Zambler)

The only bind I use is actually for my team-mates in pubs.

"PUT ME OUT YOU MUMBLING FUCK"

bind 1 "slot1;r_drawviewmodel 0"
bind 2 "slot2;r_drawviewmodel 0"
bind 3 "slot3;r_drawviewmodel 1"

https://twitter.com/Reddit_txt
the source for my binds

player digested

best bind ever

meatshot 8)

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*DEAD* falc: is klanana easy?
Follow me at twitch.tv/maniac91 for top level Team Fortress 2 and Dota 2 gameplay/commentary!

Someone tell maniac that his stream viewers miss him.

I like to keep my viewmodels on, not sure why. I feel like I can't play without them.

!jm_saveloc

!add 4

bind f "say !"

I PRAY TO GOD A PACK OF WOLVES RAPES YOU IN THE DEAD OF WINTER AND FORCES YOU TO WALK HOME BAREFOOT!
wow destroid p.s. ur utter shit
w0w SNAPPED u HARD (fkn shitter)
did u kno if u take l4d and replace L with B, u get B4D, and thats u
LMFAO nt retard 8===--D~~ (cum)
{{R@PeD}} :: btw you are shit
hope ur ok with going on utube!!
L0l did u just buy dis game??!? ROFRRL
LMAO u got SMASHD!! (and your dad fingers you)
loL :D get b3tt3r fgt (jk u cant)
U <3 SP3RM (ESP UR DADZ L0L) ~~~c====8
<--- BEATDOWN BRINGA (smashed u dickhead)
!! r0FL shat on -- ****nice play fagg0t****
You tried youre best. thats all that maters - qu33rL0L
wer3 u born yesterday??? ~~ ROFL sh1tty
u did good.... for a fCKing~BADDIE...sh4t on
lolURb4d at an E-Z GAME (>^^)>
go milk a cow you shitmongering cuntnugget
u = v1rgin n3rd~"
cheer up^ :) youre small d1k isnt noticealbe under ur BaDnEsS
==----**~~#NOOB DOWN#~~**----=="
NEWSFLASH NIGGA U AINT JEZUZ, NO 1 CAN BE JEZUZ LIKE H E WAS NIGGA U TIHNKIN U CAN?
rack off you crazy little dingo!!! FFS????@!
L0L :-) L0L u g0t r4P3D id10t :-) L0L
nt nigger (suck my cunt)
**maybee** if u stoped jerkin it to anime u'd get a gf ^______^
hey l00k, its a gay virg1n
CRY SOME MORE - Team Fortress 2 Heavy Weapons Guy
at least i have arms n legs (thats what it feels like playing vs u)
i laffed iRL b-cuz your so BAD *(<(<(OEWNED>)>)*"
**PROTIP** Using a mouse is recommended."
GO BACK TO ASS-LAND YOU DICK-CODDLING PRINCE!
**PROTIP** If you wanna frag people you have to hit them.
etc.

tl;dr davis

instead of bind key "say !jm_saveloc", you can just put bind key jm_saveloc and it will work

Where's june this thread needs him

bind = "say <|80)"

videogames

@_@

bind p "Say FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ FrankerZ "

http://i.imgur.com/9pBGnV0.png

@realcarrotfacts

alias CarrotL0 "say For a maybe healthy alternative to cigarets, try taking out the tobaco fuzz and sliding in a baby carrot. Then smock it .; alias Carrot CarrotL1"
alias CarrotL1 "say Carnets so full of vitamin and minrals; alias Carrot CarrotL2"
alias CarrotL2 "say the more flesh color a carrot is , the more likely it is your finger; alias Carrot CarrotL3"
alias CarrotL3 "say Gorge Washington carver invented the peanut carrot I think; alias Carrot CarrotL4"
alias CarrotL4 "say If you order a item from a vending machine, then drop a carrot in & pretend you order a carrot, it can be a fun ; alias Carrot CarrotL5"
alias CarrotL5 "say thing to do .; alias Carrot CarrotL6"
alias CarrotL6 "say History: The native Indian Squanto maybe taught the pigrims how to grow the good carrots; alias Carrot CarrotL7"
alias CarrotL7 "say I thought I saw a baby carrot between a dogs hind legs the other day but when I touched it I think it was not a carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL8"
alias CarrotL8 "say Living alon is good because then you can eat plain carrots in complet silence; alias Carrot CarrotL9"
alias CarrotL9 "say most Babies like carrots but most babies also shint their pants; alias Carrot CarrotL10"
alias CarrotL10 "say It is possible to talk on the phone for 2 hour before relizing it is a carrot trust me; alias Carrot CarrotL11"
alias CarrotL11 "say You can tuck a carrot into bed , but it won't know what you are doing because he's a carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL12"
alias CarrotL12 "say carrots are good for the munchies but drug are illegal please dont smoke drug; alias Carrot CarrotL13"
alias CarrotL13 "say "to be or not to be, that is the Carrot" - William carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL14"
alias CarrotL14 "say Want a snack on the go? just stuff some baby carrots in a empty cigarette carton; alias Carrot CarrotL15"
alias CarrotL15 "say if you bite a cruncy carrot it might wake up your dad and he yells at you again; alias Carrot CarrotL16"
alias CarrotL16 "say carrots make a great snack for funerals or other events; alias Carrot CarrotL17"
alias CarrotL17 "say There just something special about a carrot that make it a carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL18"
alias CarrotL18 "say Carrot are good for athletes like bobe ruth and Michael jorgan; alias Carrot CarrotL19"
alias CarrotL19 "say In honor of Labor Day have a carrot even if you live alone Megan please come back; alias Carrot CarrotL20"
alias CarrotL20 "say Before a carrot is in the grocry store, it is in dirt; alias Carrot CarrotL21"
alias CarrotL21 "say One benefit of eating a carrot is hopefully it tastes ok; alias Carrot CarrotL22"
alias CarrotL22 "say After a holiday sometime you can feel a little lonley. Carrot has lots of vitamins and minerals; alias Carrot CarrotL23"
alias CarrotL23 "say the Easter bunny eat carrots but megan left me ...; alias Carrot CarrotL24"
alias CarrotL24 "say Carrot is not a man or female because they dont have a penish or bobs; alias Carrot CarrotL25"
alias CarrotL25 "say Video gam idea: Grand theft carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL26"
alias CarrotL26 "say If you dont like a carrot you can chuck it in the trash they're cheap; alias Carrot CarrotL27"
alias CarrotL27 "say if you attach wheels to a carrot and a string you can pull it around your apratment for 2 hours . Its a carrot car; alias Carrot CarrotL28"
alias CarrotL28 "say Sometime it seem like women prefer big carrots; alias Carrot CarrotL29"
alias CarrotL29 "say a Carrot get green hair at one end when it go through pubberty; alias Carrot CarrotL30"
alias CarrotL30 "say want to be "the man" at your football party this nfl season? Easy: bring a plate of raw carrots (no dip); alias Carrot CarrotL31"
alias CarrotL31 "say If a carrot feel warm, maybe he has a fever. Put him in a small thin bed with tiny blanket and make sure to drizzle water on him; alias Carrot CarrotL32" // will cut off, 1 chars too long
alias CarrotL32 "say mm what is that smell? That is right: it is a carrot waiting to be eat by you :); alias Carrot CarrotL33"
alias CarrotL33 "say Breakfast suggeston of the day: bowl of milk with chop carrots; alias Carrot CarrotL34"
alias CarrotL34 "say Carrot is snowmans nose. Not his peeny.; alias Carrot CarrotL35"
alias CarrotL35 "say The oscar trophy sort of look like a carrot if you picture it like a carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL36"
alias CarrotL36 "say There a wikipedia page for carrot, and most of it looks true.; alias Carrot CarrotL37"
alias CarrotL37 "say Carrots has these: good Health and okay taste; alias Carrot CarrotL38"
alias CarrotL38 "say You can play chess against a carrot but the carrot doesn't make any moves so I fell asleep at the chessboard last night; alias Carrot CarrotL39"
alias CarrotL39 "say Carrot eaten at night is a "night" carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL40"
alias CarrotL40 "say Goodnight megan; alias Carrot CarrotL41"
alias CarrotL41 "say I mean goodnight carrot; alias Carrot CarrotL42"
alias CarrotL42 "say If you can't finish a carrot chuck it in the fridge for later; alias Carrot CarrotL43"
alias CarrotL43 "say I wonder if megan dating anyone now.carrots have the good amount of vitamins!; alias Carrot CarrotL44"
alias CarrotL44 "say Ok here is the truth: a carrot is good!!   ; alias Carrot CarrotL45"
alias CarrotL45 "say carrot has no smell unless you get really close and sniff with your nose on it; alias Carrot CarrotL46"
alias CarrotL46 "say Those little carrot slivers are good to put on a sandwich if you want to put them on a sandwich; alias Carrot CarrotL47"
alias CarrotL47 "say Eating a carrot a day make you feel healthy , young, and less fat; alias Carrot CarrotL48"
alias CarrotL48 "say My dad always ate carrot (he dead now); alias Carrot CarrotL49"
alias CarrotL49 "say Carronts can be made in okay soups; alias Carrot CarrotL50"
alias CarrotL50 "say Carrots is good with steak.; alias Carrot CarrotL51"
alias CarrotL51 "say Put a carrot in your backpack for a snack on the go.; alias Carrot CarrotL52"
alias CarrotL52 "say You see better when you eat a carrost.; alias Carrot CarrotL53"
alias CarrotL53 "say Carrots are high in nutriton.; alias Carrot CarrotL54"
alias CarrotL54 "say Carrot juice made from carots.; alias Carrot CarrotL0"
alias Carrot CarrotL0
bind kp_plus Carrot

bind w explode

Your brain needs Viagra because your going to have to think long and hard before you come at me-Allen 2013

people still use davis's binds wtf