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ultimate question
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#1
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http://strawpoll.me/1132706

http://strawpoll.me/1132706
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#2
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why

why
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#3
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My feeling is the Polar Bear's superior weapons, its claws and teeth, would beat the Gorilla.

That is, if the Gorilla doesn't knock it out. Which feels unlikely.

My feeling is the Polar Bear's superior weapons, its claws and teeth, would beat the Gorilla.

That is, if the Gorilla doesn't knock it out. Which feels unlikely.
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#4
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depends where theyre fighting

depends where theyre fighting
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#5
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gorillas all day

gorillas all day
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#6
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ded

ded
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#7
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does the gorilla have boxing gloves?

does the gorilla have boxing gloves?
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#8
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opposable thumbs +1

opposable thumbs +1
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#9
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considering a polar bear is roughly 3 times the size of a gorilla....

I'd go with the bear

considering a polar bear is roughly 3 times the size of a gorilla....

I'd go with the bear
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#10
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http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XtT_Fism6LU/hqdefault.jpg

[img]http://i1.ytimg.com/vi/XtT_Fism6LU/hqdefault.jpg[/img]
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#11
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PUFFconsidering a polar bear is roughly 3 times the size of a gorilla....

I'd go with the bear

ya but

http://70sbig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gorilla.jpg

[quote=PUFF]considering a polar bear is roughly 3 times the size of a gorilla....

I'd go with the bear[/quote]

ya but

[img]http://70sbig.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/08/gorilla.jpg[/img]
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#12
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How is this a question, Polar Bears are 1000 lbs and 7 feet tall. Gorillas are 300 lbs and 5 feet tall. Polar Bears have claws, teeth, and are predators. Gorillas have opposable thumbs, hands for feet, and are mostly scavenging omnivores. Polar Bears would 20-6 the Gorillas at the worst.

How is this a question, Polar Bears are 1000 lbs and 7 feet tall. Gorillas are 300 lbs and 5 feet tall. Polar Bears have claws, teeth, and are predators. Gorillas have opposable thumbs, hands for feet, and are mostly scavenging omnivores. Polar Bears would 20-6 the Gorillas at the worst.
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#13
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Gorillas would be smarter, no? I doubt they would be smart enough to devise some cunning gameplan to tackle the Polar Bear, but it is a thought. I don't know a whole lot about Polar Bears and their speed, but my sense is the gorilla would be much faster.

Still, as Turin says, Polar Bears are massive predators, and I learned long ago none can contend with the will of Turin.

Gorillas would be smarter, no? I doubt they would be smart enough to devise some cunning gameplan to tackle the Polar Bear, but it is a thought. I don't know a whole lot about Polar Bears and their speed, but my sense is the gorilla would be much faster.

Still, as Turin says, Polar Bears are massive predators, and I learned long ago none can contend with the will of Turin.
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#14
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BLoodSireGorillas would be smarter, no? I doubt they would be smart enough to devise some cunning gameplan to tackle the Polar Bear, but it is a thought. I don't know a whole lot about Polar Bears and their speed, but my sense is the gorilla would be much faster.

Still, as Turin says, Polar Bears are massive predators, and I learned long ago none can contend with the will of Turin.

Not even Melkor can contend with my will. I am the only mortal man to go to Valinor. I have 5-0'd the armies of evil.

[quote=BLoodSire]Gorillas would be smarter, no? I doubt they would be smart enough to devise some cunning gameplan to tackle the Polar Bear, but it is a thought. I don't know a whole lot about Polar Bears and their speed, but my sense is the gorilla would be much faster.

Still, as Turin says, Polar Bears are massive predators, and I learned long ago none can contend with the will of Turin.[/quote]
Not even Melkor can contend with my will. I am the only mortal man to go to Valinor. I have 5-0'd the armies of evil.
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#15
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dont even know the question but if it is ultimate the answer is 42

dont even know the question but if it is ultimate the answer is 42
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#16
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Does the gorilla have the high ground?

Does the gorilla have the high ground?
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#17
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gorilla takes the bears back, bear is fucked.

gorilla takes the bears back, bear is fucked.
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#18
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ApplesauzDoes the gorilla have the high ground?

Yeah but the polar bear can counter jump

[quote=Applesauz]Does the gorilla have the high ground?[/quote]
Yeah but the polar bear can counter jump
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#19
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Gorilla wins.
Polar bears overheat in barely any weather. Gorillas are strong as fuck, and have fucking THUMBS.

Thumbs+superior lift power due to body structure=fucking up a goddamn bear.

The gorilla would totally die at the end.

Gorilla wins.
Polar bears overheat in barely any weather. Gorillas are strong as fuck, and have fucking THUMBS.

Thumbs+superior lift power due to body structure=fucking up a goddamn bear.

The gorilla would totally die at the end.
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#20
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range of weight for male polar bears: 350 – 700 kg
range of weight for male gorillas: 135 – 180 kg

HEH

range of weight for male polar bears: 350 – 700 kg
range of weight for male gorillas: 135 – 180 kg

HEH
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#21
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weight argument:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=llUjYhGfQ20&t=40s

weight argument:

www.youtube.com/watch?v=llUjYhGfQ20&t=40s
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#22
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Neither. The fight wouldn't happen because both are peaceful creatures.

Neither. The fight wouldn't happen because both are peaceful creatures.
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#23
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The polar bear would get bounced up then miraculously double airshot by the Gorilla and then the Gorilla gets so excited he'd leave his computer. But wait, the Polar Bear was buffed and lived with 6 hp. Polar bear kills the AFK gorilla.

The polar bear would get bounced up then miraculously double airshot by the Gorilla and then the Gorilla gets so excited he'd leave his computer. But wait, the Polar Bear was buffed and lived with 6 hp. Polar bear kills the AFK gorilla.
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#24
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First off, when that gorilla gets hit with a swipe of those claw's he is going to be in a world of hurt. Secondly, polar bears are not slow and will have probably 600-900 pounds advantage.

This is like comparing a UFC fight between a lightweight and a heavyweight. Can the lightweight win? Sure, if he has an insane advantage of position he can win the fight. ie having the Heavyweights back or something like that.

The chances are supremely small of that happening in the UFC and in this gorilla vs polar bear fight. The gorilla is not going to go for the bears back and the bear is not as slow as you would assume for his weight. The gorilla is insane strong but he is not strong enough to muscle a polar bear around.

A male polar bear in his prime will fuck up a silverback gorilla in his prime.

First off, when that gorilla gets hit with a swipe of those claw's he is going to be in a world of hurt. Secondly, polar bears are not slow and will have probably 600-900 pounds advantage.

This is like comparing a UFC fight between a lightweight and a heavyweight. Can the lightweight win? Sure, if he has an insane advantage of position he can win the fight. ie having the Heavyweights back or something like that.

The chances are supremely small of that happening in the UFC and in this gorilla vs polar bear fight. The gorilla is not going to go for the bears back and the bear is not as slow as you would assume for his weight. The gorilla is insane strong but he is not strong enough to muscle a polar bear around.

A male polar bear in his prime will fuck up a silverback gorilla in his prime.
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#25
-5 Frags +

gorillas have a better chance at airshotting. 100% gorilla

gorillas have a better chance at airshotting. 100% gorilla
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#26
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MrYokeNeither. The fight wouldn't happen because both are peaceful creatures.

alright go play with a polar bear, report back here with the results

[quote=MrYoke]Neither. The fight wouldn't happen because both are peaceful creatures.[/quote]

alright go play with a polar bear, report back here with the results
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#27
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http://whowouldwinafight.com/gorilla-vs-polar-bear/

http://whowouldwinafight.com/gorilla-vs-polar-bear/
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#28
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after how terribly the last two debate threads went im expecting a lot out of you this time tftv

dont u dare disappoint me

(bear duh)

after how terribly the last two debate threads went im expecting a lot out of you this time tftv

dont u dare disappoint me

(bear duh)
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#29
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BLoodSireGorillas would be smarter, no? I doubt they would be smart enough to devise some cunning gameplan to tackle the Polar Bear, but it is a thought. I don't know a whole lot about Polar Bears and their speed, but my sense is the gorilla would be much faster.

Gorillas may be smarter than polar bears when it comes to putting the square in the square hole, but polar bears are more of a natural predator than the gorilla and would have better instincts so in a fight the average polar bear would be "smarter"

[quote=BLoodSire]Gorillas would be smarter, no? I doubt they would be smart enough to devise some cunning gameplan to tackle the Polar Bear, but it is a thought. I don't know a whole lot about Polar Bears and their speed, but my sense is the gorilla would be much faster.
[/quote]

Gorillas may be smarter than polar bears when it comes to putting the square in the square hole, but polar bears are more of a natural predator than the gorilla and would have better instincts so in a fight the average polar bear would be "smarter"
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#30
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Not even Melkor can contend with my will. I am the only mortal man to go to Valinor. I have 5-0'd the armies of evil.

*Earendil

[quote]Not even Melkor can contend with my will. [b]I am the only mortal man to go to Valinor.[/b] I have 5-0'd the armies of evil.[/quote]

*Earendil
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