Hooli's Team Cohesion Guide

#61

GTSBY

3 Frags – +

phobiawhat if you're afraid to communicate because you have a speech impediment and are afraid of fucking up your calls?

Practice will help out, and if someone can't understand that you might mess up calls because of a speech impediment, then you probably don't wanna be on a team with them.

[quote=phobia]what if you're afraid to communicate because you have a speech impediment and are afraid of fucking up your calls?[/quote]

Practice will help out, and if someone can't understand that you might mess up calls because of a speech impediment, then you probably don't wanna be on a team with them.

#62

Geknaiir

5 Frags – +

hooliHellbentyou're lucky that pey was on that team and that pt didn't want to play which resulted in okie not getting replaced by pt.

everyone would realize then how two-faced you and devon are

maybe one day you'll be able to bullshit your way into invite. god knows it's been 3 years alreadyyeah, keep blaming the world for your problems. you got cut because you're bad and toxic, not because pey, devon and i were plotting against you to further the cause of our circlejerk. you're paranoid and a fool if you think that. take some responsibility; when you take responsibility for your misfortunes you gain the power to avoid them by changing, not the world, but your own behavior. now if you would kindly not leave a trail of autism droppings wherever you walk we'd all appreciate that.

MGE to determine who's right

[quote=hooli][quote=Hellbent]you're lucky that pey was on that team and that pt didn't want to play which resulted in okie not getting replaced by pt.

everyone would realize then how two-faced you and devon are

maybe one day you'll be able to bullshit your way into invite. god knows it's been 3 years already[/quote]
yeah, keep blaming the world for your problems. you got cut because you're bad and toxic, not because pey, devon and i were plotting against you to further the cause of our circlejerk. you're paranoid and a fool if you think that. take some responsibility; when you take responsibility for your misfortunes you gain the power to avoid them by changing, not the world, but your own behavior. now if you would kindly not leave a trail of autism droppings wherever you walk we'd all appreciate that.[/quote]
MGE to determine who's right

#63

dingo

24 Frags – +

hooliHellbentwe should get a hooli's how to convince other players that you're good when in reality you're absolute dogshit guidei'd be more interested in your how to get cut from a team and get mad at the guy they replaced you with for no reason guide

its ok both of you are really bad
edit: devon too

[quote=hooli][quote=Hellbent]we should get a hooli's how to convince other players that you're good when in reality you're absolute dogshit guide[/quote]
i'd be more interested in your how to get cut from a team and get mad at the guy they replaced you with for no reason guide[/quote]
its ok both of you are really bad
edit: devon too

#64

Hellbent

Momentum Mod

1 Frags – +

Hellbentwe should get a hooli's how to convince other players that you're good when in reality you're absolute dogshit guidehooliyeah, keep blaming the world for your problems. you got cut because you're bad and toxic, not because pey, devon and i were plotting against you to further the cause of our circlejerk. you're paranoid and a fool if you think that. take some responsibility; when you take responsibility for your misfortunes you gain the power to avoid them by changing, not the world, but your own behavior. now if you would kindly not leave a trail of autism droppings wherever you walk we'd all appreciate that.

got what I came for

i do remember talking to ques afterwards. i got a heads up that i supposedly called both him and pey shit and that the reason i didnt want to go over demos that night was because i didnt care and thought i was superior, not because i had school at 8am and it was 1am. i didnt do any of that, before i was cut anyways, and you know that. we've all heard enough advice from the continuing world record holder of the worst demo in IM award

and holy shit hooli called me bad my eyes didnt even want to read that

Devoni'm honestly surprised you still hold that against us till this day. it's been like 8 months... lol.

and i totally brung it up ya

[quote=Hellbent]we should get a hooli's how to convince other players that you're good when in reality you're absolute dogshit guide[/quote]

[quote=hooli]
yeah, keep blaming the world for your problems. you got cut because you're bad and toxic, not because pey, devon and i were plotting against you to further the cause of our circlejerk. you're paranoid and a fool if you think that. take some responsibility; when you take responsibility for your misfortunes you gain the power to avoid them by changing, not the world, but your own behavior. now if you would kindly not leave a trail of autism droppings wherever you walk we'd all appreciate that.[/quote]

got what I came for

i do remember talking to ques afterwards. i got a heads up that i supposedly called both him and pey shit and that the reason i didnt want to go over demos that night was because i didnt care and thought i was superior, not because i had school at 8am and it was 1am. i didnt do any of that, before i was cut anyways, and you know that. we've all heard enough advice from the continuing world record holder of the worst demo in IM award

and holy shit hooli called me bad my eyes didnt even want to read that

[quote=Devon]
i'm honestly surprised you still hold that against us till this day. it's been like 8 months... lol.[/quote]

and i totally brung it up ya

#65

alosec

23 Frags – +

So are you guys going to rap battle or what?

#66

Waldo

13 Frags – +

marmadukeGRYLLSjp_http://play.esea.net/teams/65277

Inspiration!
http://play.esea.net/users/512322

who was this young man? i like his style.

i was inspired to run dh for all of s15

[quote=marmadukeGRYLLS][quote=jp_]http://play.esea.net/teams/65277

Inspiration![/quote]

http://play.esea.net/users/512322

who was this young man? i like his style.[/quote]
i was inspired to run dh for all of s15

#67

sallpal

7 Frags – +

my breasts compel me to play medic

#68

breloom

15 Frags – +

i mean, ques got backstabbed like 2 weeks later anyways.

12:08 AM - lobstercock: hooli is going to leave the team along with devon if i dont medic for playoffs
12:08 AM - infuriatingly formulaic bears: wtf
12:08 AM - lobstercock: i was like ok, ill play matches and a few scrims
12:09 AM - lobstercock: and hes like no
12:09 AM - lobstercock: you have to scrim 5 days a week
12:09 AM - lobstercock: or im leaving
12:09 AM - lobstercock: and when i say no
12:09 AM - lobstercock: he says im self centered

i mean, ques got backstabbed like 2 weeks later anyways.

[quote]12:08 AM - lobstercock: hooli is going to leave the team along with devon if i dont medic for playoffs
12:08 AM - infuriatingly formulaic bears: wtf
12:08 AM - lobstercock: i was like ok, ill play matches and a few scrims
12:09 AM - lobstercock: and hes like no
12:09 AM - lobstercock: you have to scrim 5 days a week
12:09 AM - lobstercock: or im leaving
12:09 AM - lobstercock: and when i say no
12:09 AM - lobstercock: he says im self centered
[/quote]

#69

Rick

23 Frags – +

holy shit IM players are a joke

#70

JohnMilter

13 Frags – +

HellbenthooliHellbentwe should get a hooli's how to convince other players that you're good when in reality you're absolute dogshit guidei'd be more interested in your how to get cut from a team and get mad at the guy they replaced you with for no reason guide
you're lucky that pey was on that team and that pt didn't want to play which resulted in okie not getting replaced by pt.

everyone would realize then how two-faced you and devon are

maybe one day you'll be able to bullshit your way into invite. god knows it's been 3 years already

http://pastebin.com/WssPqdLK

[quote=Hellbent][quote=hooli][quote=Hellbent]we should get a hooli's how to convince other players that you're good when in reality you're absolute dogshit guide[/quote]
i'd be more interested in your how to get cut from a team and get mad at the guy they replaced you with for no reason guide[/quote]

you're lucky that pey was on that team and that pt didn't want to play which resulted in okie not getting replaced by pt.

everyone would realize then how two-faced you and devon are

maybe one day you'll be able to bullshit your way into invite. god knows it's been 3 years already[/quote]

http://pastebin.com/WssPqdLK

#71

Benk

28 Frags – +

if something happened a long time ago its like it never happened right devon. i guess that means we should forgive your mom for giving birth to you, its been like 15 years already.

#72

buttercup

10 Frags – +

alright thanks guys

#73

breloom

6 Frags – +

hooli pmed me this

stop being a piece of shit trying to start conflict

[1:00:19 AM] lobstercock: i will medic but on the same terms that rex does
[1:00:23 AM] lobstercock: where i get to decide when we scrim
[1:00:34 AM] lobstercock: since i will most likely not enjoying playing with that roster setup
[1:01:06 AM] lobstercock: mostly playing matches
[1:01:23 AM] hooli: that's half assing it
[1:01:45 AM] hooli: don't you want the team to be the best it can be?
[1:02:01 AM] lobstercock: i dont want to put my self through something i wont enjoy

so i guess it's ok to try and strong arm and guilt trip someone into doing something they dont want to as long it's for the good of the team

hooli pmed me this
[quote] stop being a piece of shit trying to start conflict

[1:00:19 AM] lobstercock: i will medic but on the same terms that rex does
[1:00:23 AM] lobstercock: where i get to decide when we scrim
[1:00:34 AM] lobstercock: since i will most likely not enjoying playing with that roster setup
[1:01:06 AM] lobstercock: mostly playing matches
[1:01:23 AM] hooli: that's half assing it
[1:01:45 AM] hooli: don't you want the team to be the best it can be?
[1:02:01 AM] lobstercock: i dont want to put my self through something i wont enjoy [/quote]

so i guess it's ok to try and strong arm and guilt trip someone into doing something they dont want to as long it's for the good of the team

#74

alec_

13 Frags – +

it's not about fun it's about winning the 3rd highest division of esea

#75

Devon

-10 Frags – +

Benkif something happened a long time ago its like it never happened right devon. i guess that means we should forgive your mom for giving birth to you, its been like 15 years already.

i'm saying it's not okay to hold a grudge over something so stupid, thanks for the nice post though.

[quote=Benk]if something happened a long time ago its like it never happened right devon. i guess that means we should forgive your mom for giving birth to you, its been like 15 years already.[/quote]

i'm saying it's not okay to hold a grudge over something so stupid, thanks for the nice post though.

#76

YouMustMike

23 Frags – +

Why can't you all just learn to hate everyone equally???

#77

defy

8 Frags – +

Benkif something happened a long time ago its like it never happened right devon. i guess that means we should forgive your mom for giving birth to you, its been like 15 years already.

http://i.imgur.com/PF33uae.gif

[quote=Benk]if something happened a long time ago its like it never happened right devon. i guess that means we should forgive your mom for giving birth to you, its been like 15 years already.[/quote]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PF33uae.gif[/img]

#78

nonis

7 Frags – +

CHEERISSdingoits because its the easiest class
if you can tie your shoes you can play medicDingo... you have not seen Nonis play medic! It might have also been b/c he couldnt go sniper. *sigh*

On a side note, nonis can you tie your shoes? Geez.

:(

[quote=CHEERISS][quote=dingo]its because its the easiest class
if you can tie your shoes you can play medic[/quote]
Dingo... you have not seen Nonis play medic! It might have also been b/c he couldnt go sniper. *sigh*

On a side note, nonis can you tie your shoes? Geez.[/quote]

:(

#79

marmadukeGRYLLS

13 Frags – +

WaldomarmadukeGRYLLSjp_http://play.esea.net/teams/65277

Inspiration!
http://play.esea.net/users/512322

who was this young man? i like his style.i was inspired to run dh for all of s15

you're the fuckin man dude.

[quote=Waldo][quote=marmadukeGRYLLS][quote=jp_]http://play.esea.net/teams/65277

Inspiration![/quote]

http://play.esea.net/users/512322

who was this young man? i like his style.[/quote]
i was inspired to run dh for all of s15[/quote]

you're the fuckin man dude.

#80

Waldo

4 Frags – +

thank you master

#81

marmadukeGRYLLS

5 Frags – +

BOW TO YOUR SENSEI

#82

hooli

-11 Frags – +

breloomso i guess it's ok to try and strong arm and guilt trip someone into doing something they dont want to as long it's for the good of the team

i'll make it easy for your puny brain to understand

if job A needs to be fulfilled and nobody wants to do it, can job A be fulfilled without someone not wanting to do it? The answer is no. So now that we know nobody wants to do job A you have two options: 1)the job isn't fulfilled 2)the job is fulfilled by someone who is unhappy. You can yield for a single person's desires or throw away individual desires and focus on what's good for the entire system.

[quote=breloom]so i guess it's ok to try and strong arm and guilt trip someone into doing something they dont want to as long it's for the good of the team[/quote]
i'll make it easy for your puny brain to understand

if job A needs to be fulfilled and nobody wants to do it, can job A be fulfilled without someone not wanting to do it? The answer is no. So now that we know nobody wants to do job A you have two options: 1)the job isn't fulfilled 2)the job is fulfilled by someone who is unhappy. You can yield for a single person's desires or throw away individual desires and focus on what's good for the entire system.

#83

alec_

17 Frags – +

ya no shit but if someone doesn't want to do it you dont "strong arm and guilt trip" them

#84

Hellbent

Momentum Mod

15 Frags – +

this hooli guy sure knows what he's talking about lets get him on an IM team

#85

Cobra447

3 Frags – +

Can you start a separate thread to debate who's the bigger faggot?
This guide, unlike your bickering, has some merit.

#86

owl

7 Frags – +

God I'm glad I'm in open and don't have to deal with all this bitchy hurt feelings shit.

#87

hooli

2 Frags – +

Cobra447Can you start a separate thread to debate who's the bigger faggot?
This guide, unlike your bickering, has some merit.

There already is. Please go there for all your wet bandits drama comments and inquiries.

[quote=Cobra447]Can you start a separate thread to debate who's the bigger faggot?
This guide, unlike your bickering, has some merit.[/quote]
[url=http://teamfortress.tv/thread/11491/?page=10#283]There already is.[/url] Please go there for all your wet bandits drama comments and inquiries.

#88

defy

7 Frags – +

alright this thread did a complete 180 i'm confused now, so whats the deal are hooli and devon secretly lovers or what

#89

DrPloxo

5 Frags – +

I think they want to fuck, but can't tell each other.

It's ok, we accept your love.

I think they want to fuck, but can't tell each other.

It's ok, we accept your love.

#90

hooli

8 Frags – +

i can't fuck devon, he's 17