How to get a girlfriend? (tips and tricks)

#91

Saber

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BonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFW

i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket

[quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket

#92

Bonafide

13 Frags – +

SaberBonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFWi mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket

Oh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck

[quote=Saber][quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket[/quote]
Oh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck

#93

Huck

10 Frags – +

SaberBonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFWi mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket

real men don't buy body pillows of 12 year old girls.

[quote=Saber][quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket[/quote]
real men don't buy body pillows of 12 year old girls.

#94

Saber

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BonafideSaberBonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFWi mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiketOh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck

fuck the police

[quote=Bonafide][quote=Saber][quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket[/quote]
Oh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck[/quote]
fuck the police

#95

remedy

18 Frags – +

i wanted to ruin this thread like i did with the dota/LoL thread but its already complete shit gj weebs

#96

Twisted

1 Frags – +

remedyi wanted to ruin this thread like i did with the dota/LoL thread but its already complete shit gj weebs

Did you honestly not expect this thread to turn into shit within the first 10 posts?

[quote=remedy]i wanted to ruin this thread like i did with the dota/LoL thread but its already complete shit gj weebs[/quote]
Did you honestly not expect this thread to turn into shit within the first 10 posts?

#97

remedy

6 Frags – +

i wanted to do it though ;_;

#98

fsXD

14 Frags – +

PankeymanBonafideSaberBonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFWi mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiketOh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neckGirls who are into submission are hot. I'm a bear so those kinds of babes with daddy issues love me (and I love them >;-D)

now this is just getting creepy

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=Bonafide][quote=Saber][quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket[/quote]
Oh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck[/quote]
Girls who are into submission are hot. I'm a bear so those kinds of babes with daddy issues love me (and I love them >;-D)[/quote]

now this is just getting creepy

#99

Twisted

8 Frags – +

fsXDnow this is just getting creepy

I refuse to believe that guy is even remotely serious anymore.

[quote=fsXD]now this is just getting creepy[/quote]
I refuse to believe that guy is even remotely serious anymore.

#100

Huck

9 Frags – +

PankeymanBonafideSaberBonafidePeople are fucking creeps.
NSFWi mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiketOh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neckGirls who are into submission are hot. I'm a bear so those kinds of babes with daddy issues love me (and I love them >;-D)

Alright you just answered your question on why you can't get a girl friend.

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=Bonafide][quote=Saber][quote=Bonafide]People are fucking creeps.
[url=http://www.hobbyheart.com/love-live-school-idol-project-dakimakura-hugging-pillow-cover-p-2821.html#.VKINkv8LkLA]NSFW[/url][/quote]
i mean that's what you think

all this also seems underpriced real men buy that shit straight from the source at comiket[/quote]
Oh ye sorry for not respecting your desire of wanting a pillow of a 8 year old that's nude with a chain around her neck[/quote]
Girls who are into submission are hot. I'm a bear so those kinds of babes with daddy issues love me (and I love them >;-D)[/quote]
Alright you just answered your question on why you can't get a girl friend.

#101

fight

5 Frags – +

PankeymanKarovapics or it didnt happen!My mom told me I'm not allowed to give my pictures to people I don't know or trust on the internet.

doubt you're allowed to talk to strangers on the internet either, you need to turn off the computer and read a book

[quote=Pankeyman][quote=Karova]pics or it didnt happen![/quote]
My mom told me I'm not allowed to give my pictures to people I don't know or trust on the internet.[/quote]

doubt you're allowed to talk to strangers on the internet either, you need to turn off the computer and read a book

#102

capnnofapn

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WithADanceNumberthe following is a paid message from hobbyheart.com (NSFW)

Ok, real talk. If you want a cute girlfriend. You're gonna wanna look good, and be confident (avoid arrogance). You don't have be a super model, but hit the gym this will build both looks and confidence. Also, if you're looking to get a girlfriend who likes anime prepare for one of a few situations;

situation 1) Hot, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable

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not worth it

situation 2) Average, likes anime, slightly unstable

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daddy issues?

situation 3) Land whale, likes anime, normal person

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big girls need love too ;)

situation 4) Land whale, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable

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AVOID AT ALL COSTS

If you wish to meet an anime girl go to conventions and comicon type events. Talk to girls, and be yourself. Don't try too hard or you'll come off like a creep. Put yourself in the girls shoes, and imagine how you would want to be approached.

if all else fails.
www.hobbyheart.com (VERY NSFW) has you covered ;)

i chuckled when I read the 4 categories of anime fangirls and my gf asked me why I was laughing so i showed her the first category and then she got mad L0L

[quote=WithADanceNumber][size=10]the following is a paid message from hobbyheart.com (NSFW)[/size]

Ok, real talk. If you want a cute girlfriend. You're gonna wanna look good, and be confident (avoid arrogance). You don't have be a super model, but hit the gym this will build both looks and confidence. Also, if you're looking to get a girlfriend who likes anime prepare for one of a few situations;

situation 1) Hot, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable [spoiler]not worth it[/spoiler]
situation 2) Average, likes anime, slightly unstable [spoiler]daddy issues?[/spoiler]
situation 3) Land whale, likes anime, normal person [spoiler]big girls need love too ;)[/spoiler]
situation 4) Land whale, likes anime, mentally fucking unstable [spoiler] AVOID AT ALL COSTS [/spoiler]

If you wish to meet an anime girl go to conventions and comicon type events. Talk to girls, and be yourself. Don't try too hard or you'll come off like a creep. Put yourself in the girls shoes, and imagine how you would want to be approached.

if all else fails.
www.hobbyheart.com (VERY NSFW) has you covered ;)[/quote]

i chuckled when I read the 4 categories of anime fangirls and my gf asked me why I was laughing so i showed her the first category and then she got mad L0L

#103

smobo

4 Frags – +

I recommend deluding yourself into thinking that a girl in your life would solve all your problems, and obsessing over that so that you never let yourself be happy

#104

DrPloxo

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1.) Be a great YOU.
A.) This may require education, fitness or discipline, that's a good thing.
B.) Be completely honest. You do yourself no fucking favors thinking you're something you're not. If you're not good at something, work on it.
C.) Anime and M:tG are entertainment, not something you should put loads of vested time into, do you become a better person watching anime? Maybe, but not likely.
D.) Get a fucking job. (Don't act like this doesn't matter, nobody likes a neet, you mentioned you're good with animals, try working/volunteering at a groomers place or something.) When you acquire said girlfriend, you will need funds to go on dates eventually.

2.) Acquire out-of-the-house Interests (not intrinsically hobbies)
A.) ANY THING L E G A L IS OK (You will never make a really good bond because you do the same substances, just forewarning you.)
B.) For real, just leave the house and do fun stuff. ANIME CONVENTION? Go to it. FNM? Go to it.
C.) Mix it up. Routine is great but like, it's not a job; go because you enjoy it and are having a good time.

3.) Don't expect a damn thing.
A.) They owe you nothing, you owe them nothing. Anything you do should happen because you want to do it for them and the reciprocation should be similar. (Now, they may expect you to pay, get over it.)
B.) Especially booty, never expect the booty.

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4.)Life hacks are fucking retarded.

[b]1.) Be a great YOU.[/b]
A.) This may require education, fitness or discipline, that's a good thing.
B.) Be completely honest. You do yourself no fucking favors thinking you're something you're not. If you're not good at something, work on it.
C.) Anime and M:tG are entertainment, not something you should put loads of vested time into, do you become a better person watching anime? Maybe, but not likely.
D.) [i][u]Get a fucking job.[/u][/i] (Don't act like this doesn't matter, nobody likes a neet, you mentioned you're good with animals, try working/volunteering at a groomers place or something.) When you acquire said girlfriend, you will need funds to go on dates eventually.

[b]2.) Acquire out-of-the-house Interest[/b]s (not intrinsically hobbies)
A.) ANY THING L E G A L IS OK (You will never make a really good bond because you do the same substances, just forewarning you.)
B.) For real, just leave the house and do fun stuff. ANIME CONVENTION? Go to it. FNM? Go to it.
C.) Mix it up. Routine is great but like, it's not a job; go because you enjoy it and are having a good time.

[b]3.) Don't expect a damn thing.[/b]
A.) They owe you nothing, you owe them nothing. Anything you do should happen because you want to do it for them and the reciprocation should be similar. (Now, they may expect you to pay, get over it.)
B.) Especially booty, never expect the booty.

[spoiler]4.)Life hacks are fucking retarded.[/spoiler]

#105

alec_

4 Frags – +

wait for a girl to msg u on facebook

#106

mintcakes

7 Frags – +

yo dr ploxo u would kno bout gettin girls hahahahhahahh fuckingh pedo

#107

MadK

5 Frags – +

the only way you are going to get a girlfriend is

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in another life muhahah

Also mai waifai

http://i.imgur.com/qM8GkX2.jpg

the only way you are going to get a girlfriend is

[spoiler]in another life muhahah[/spoiler]

Also mai waifai

[img]http://i.imgur.com/qM8GkX2.jpg[/img]

#108

marmadukeGRYLLS

13 Frags – +

1

#109

brody

5 Frags – +

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area

http://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area

#110

Dreamboat

3 Frags – +

fatswimdudehttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area

This sounds perfect thanks!!1!1!

smoboI recommend deluding yourself into thinking that a girl in your life would solve all your problems, and obsessing over that so that you never let yourself be happy

This sounds better. Happiness is over rated.

[quote=fatswimdude]http://steamcommunity.com/groups/letsgetlaid

join this group and wait for adds from qt girl gamers in your area[/quote]

This sounds perfect thanks!!1!1!

[quote=smobo]I recommend deluding yourself into thinking that a girl in your life would solve all your problems, and obsessing over that so that you never let yourself be happy[/quote]

This sounds better. Happiness is over rated.

#111

spammyh

5 Frags – +

alec_wait for a girl to msg u on facebook

girls very rarely write first
you'll most likely will be this guy ? if you will wait for them to msg you first

http://www.wpclipart.com/holiday/halloween/skeleton/praying_skeleton.png

[quote=alec_]wait for a girl to msg u on facebook[/quote]

girls very rarely write first
you'll most likely will be this guy ? if you will wait for them to msg you first
[img]http://www.wpclipart.com/holiday/halloween/skeleton/praying_skeleton.png[/img]

#112

Vash

0 Frags – +

http://www.sythe.org/runescape-guides-minigames-servers/854333-how-get-girlfriend-runescape-guide-pictures.html

#113

Jasbutts

12 Frags – +

Buy us food.

And airshots, chicks love airshots.

Buy us food.

And airshots, chicks love airshots.

#114

wpminnows

5 Frags – +

JasbuttsAnd airshots, chicks love airshots.

http://i.imgur.com/PLlqXW3.png

[quote=Jasbutts]And airshots, chicks love airshots.[/quote]

[img]http://i.imgur.com/PLlqXW3.png[/img]

#115

HedoKingoglu

17 Frags – +

You weeaboos fucking disgust me.

#116

Maks

1 Frags – +

Just be ALPHA AS FUCK all the time, don't stop being alpha. Ever.

#117

smzi

8 Frags – +

bad boy mirelin

#118

xoxolauren

3 Frags – +

Be honest, confident, and humble when you approach her. A lot of girls can tell when a guy is legitimately a nice guy and there's no reason to make her doubt you by bamboozling her with bullshit and games. From there, put an honest effort into spending time with her. Try to find mutual interests between you two, that'll make getting to know her considerably less awkward.

#119

iridescentFUZZ

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Might want to take a look here, although there's a massive amount of content.

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/

And yes, it's a lot more worthwhile than the name would make you think.

Might want to take a look here, although there's a massive amount of content.

http://www.hookingupsmart.com/

And yes, it's a lot more worthwhile than the name would make you think.

#120

marmadukeGRYLLS

11 Frags – +

xoxolaurenBe honest, confident, and humble when you approach her. A lot of girls can tell when a guy is legitimately a nice guy and there's no reason to make her doubt you by bamboozling her with bullshit and games. From there, put an honest effort into spending time with her. Try to find mutual interests between you two, that'll make getting to know her considerably less awkward.

IGNORE THIS BAMBOOZLING THE FEMALE IS CRUCIAL

less likely to say no if she doesnt even know what the fuck you're talking about ya dig

[quote=xoxolauren]Be honest, confident, and humble when you approach her. A lot of girls can tell when a guy is legitimately a nice guy and there's no reason to make her doubt you by bamboozling her with bullshit and games. From there, put an honest effort into spending time with her. Try to find mutual interests between you two, that'll make getting to know her considerably less awkward.[/quote]

IGNORE THIS BAMBOOZLING THE FEMALE IS CRUCIAL

less likely to say no if she doesnt even know what the fuck you're talking about ya dig