I dont believe you. But anyway the most dangerous situation i have been in is in a bike crash. When i was like 12 my kung fu teacher took me on a bike and managed to crash it. Apparently the road was uneven and wet or something. I fractured my leg. It healed now but that injury remained for like 2 months and i used to keep remembering about the crash. (My ear was restitched back).

u dont believe me bc ur lifes boring af... a bike crash? cmon man step UP nigga

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ye dude ive tried to consciously take more risks recently bc ive literally been doing nothing but playing video games since ive met my h.s. graduation requirements and ive been feeling alot happier recently, tbh thats partially the reason i posted this thread

also i like stories so post 'em even if you minus frag you fastidious fuckboys

Demoman of my former team shot a baseball directly to my forehead during P.E in middle school about 3-4 years ago.

I didn't even bleed or get bruises but it's not like everybody has been near drowning or a car crash or something.

Two years ago I tried to swim 75 yards underwater without breathing and with about 5 yards to go I passed out underwater and drowned. I had to be resuscitated by the lifeguards and taken to the hospital in an ambulance.

2 years ago i went backpacking through the mountains of new mexico with some guys from my boy scout troop. it was about a 100 mile route that we completed in about 12 days. on i believe the third day, we got to camp, and it started raining. no big deal. we set up camp and headed off to do some shit. but then it started raining a lot harder, and we had to spend five hours at a cabin because the ditch we crossed the first time was now a river, 10 feet deep and 20 feet across. eventually, we were able to get back across, and made it to our camp. I talked with our trek leader about the situation, and what could happen if the rain continues. As we're talking we hear a roaring sound, and a wall of water pushes through the aforementioned creek, surrounding our campsite with rushing water from 3 sides, with the fourth side blocked off by a mountain. The water was getting close to the tents, and we decided that if worst came to worst, we would move to the hillside in front of the mountain.
Cut to next morning. The water is no longer posing a threat to us, in the sense of our gear getting flooded. But we then realize that we have no way to get out of our campsite. So we decide, that the best course of action, was to walk up and along the muddy mountain, in the rain, until the ditch turned away and we could get back to solid ground. I was leading the way, but after having some difficulties, another kid who had a bit better footing than me decided to take point. We're walking along, across slippery rocks, leaves, and mud. Below us is a rushing river, that was completely dry 24 hours previous. I slip. falling onto my stomach, i manage to grab a sapling to keep myself from sliding any further. one of the other members of the trek sits down on a rock, reaching out to me. If I lose my grip, I would likely smash my balls on a tree on the way down, and then drown, weighed down by my 60 pound backpack. I manage to grab his hand though, and after almost pulling him down with me, (he was about half my size) I was able to scramble back up onto the trail. We take the rest of the hike much slower, and are finally able to work our way down to the cabin from the day before.

When I was younger I was in a car accident at ~100km/h (~60mph), my mom lost control of the car and it did a 180° across the road and then rolled on the other side of the road, stopping sideways. That was the most dangerous but nobody got hurt, only minor bruises

A couple years ago I was practicing parkour and fell face first into cement from a ~2m drop, I broke a couple of teeth and a finger, but it could've easily been much worse. I've also almost drowned in rivers and creeks a couple of times.

People who swim a lot need to watch out for this shit: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shallow_water_blackout

Nothing really to me, but when I was younger living in south Africa my dad had a gun pointed right at him but the stupid idiot realised he wasn't loaded when he tried to shoot luckily for my dad he escaped :3

Interesting, I never knew there was a specific name for it. I blacked out but did not pass out the first time I swam 50m underwater.

I went to a vocational school and took a week of auto tech. Due to a little bit a luck and a lot of people being stupid, an engine block fell and landed less than 6 inches next to my foot. I'm kind of a nerd so I think I'd be alright without both feet but I also feel like it would have really hurt to have my foot crushed by an engine.

I accidentally made my whole supply of potassium chlorate go off once..

I once talked to a girl.

I got hit by an airplane once while driving. NBD.

got tased when I was 14-15 at a party

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i've told my friends about this before, but as a little kid i had about 500k on me and i got lured here with promises of a magic bean that would let me max out my character instantly :(

i had an ear infection a couple years ago that spread to my brain tissue and i had to be in the hospital for 2 days on IV antibiotics

i also got alcohol poisoning in college and had to have my stomach pumped and all that shit but it felt more like a rite of passage than a near-death experience

Was skating in a public rink, was goofing around with a friend and not paying attention. 1 person in front of us fell, i didnt notice him until it i was right next to him, tried stopping but fell myself. my face fell on his skate blade, but luckily it hit my chin instead of my neck of face.

This one time I tried to ring Scout for my friends IM team and I'm really bad at Scout so I went like 3-27 with 2 of my frags as an Engineer. I don't get out much.

went to a concert in detroit and took a bus back to our hotel at 2 am, never been more scared in my life...

I played hockey when I was a kid, and if you couldn't assume by my TF2 personality I was a cocky asshole. I guess this really bothered someone from one of the teams we were playing against in a tournament because he decided to 2-hand broadsword the small of my back with his stick. Luckily we were all like 14 year old wimps so nothing broke but they called an ambulance and I had a gigantic bruise on my back

1) This idiot woman was carpooling me and 3 other kids while talking on the phone and drove straight through a telephone pole which promptly fell on top of the Volvo crushing the roof in 3 inches from my forehead.

2) SWIM accidentally got dosed with 10 tabs of acid while lost in SouthEast DC

3) Kicked clear across a barn by a llama

My dad played college baseball and probably could have been in the Minor Leagues. In his prime he could throw an 89 mph fastball but had no control over it. When I was 11 or 12, we were doing batting practice and I wanted to try to hit at his full speed. He could still throw about 85ish on a good day, and he beaned me in the head. I was completely fine but that's still some scary shit. I got really good at dodging pitches after that though, played baseball for 7 more years and never was hit.

I also had to have a routine operation once but my body had some sort of reaction to the anesthetics they gave me. I was only supposed to be out for 1-2 hours, but I was unconscious for about 12 hours and apparently my vital signs weren't looking good. And when I was hospitalized for diabetes, my blood sugar was 1400 and the doctors said I was a few hours away from dying.

went hiking last fall with my friend from high school, her and I walked like a good 3 miles through north jersey woods only to find a trio of black bear cubs.

I pretty much noped the fuck out and we booked it back where we came from since we couldn't see either of the parents

The mama bear killed a Rutgers student in the same park the next morning.

There was this retarded kid who had a boat (and so did I) and we were with a bunch of others so I thought it would be funny to swim on the other side of the boat and make it look like it was floating away, I didn't know that he would actually come after me with my boat and hit it with full speed and the part where the motor attaches (it's wood/hard plastic) banged against my head and I was pushed under the boat, I just saw his motor going straight beside me and it missed me like 10-20 cm away, I was so fucking scared while I was under water since the water was also very unclear and the guy still had no clue I was actually under that boat, I had like a huge fucking wound on my face after that, also stole his fuel tank later on out of pure saltiness, I later heard my friends actually screamed at him I was the one swimming away with the boat and he just ignored them

yr 9 camp i stepped on a brown snake
enthralling

stone aren't you like 13 why are you and ur buddies boating around trying to kill each other

I happen to fall a lot... Going through a timeline, in 3rd grade I went with my friend and neighbor who was about 18 or 19 at the time and we went to the creek. It was winter and the creek was fully frozen, I was walking around you know sliding around and the ice ended up to crack and i fell through 8 feet of water. I was completely shocked and I was struggling to swim, but luckily my friend who was about 18 grabbed me in the water and got me out.

Another time when I was about 11, I was at upstate new york with my family and i was at the dock alone and it was really windy, the water was splashing around the dock. The dock was made of aluminum and plastic, I was running back and slipped and fell under water, this dock was new and my dad hadn't installed a ladder yet so i was stuck screaming for help and my dad had to use our boat to get me since I kept getting pushed by the water.

Another thing happened last year where I was walking to my bus stop at 6 where it was pitch black. It was the first Friday of January and i slipped on ice alone and my knee got completely dislocated. My mom woke up and heard me screaming and called in an ambulance. I was in extreme pain and put to the ER. After being drugged up i was put to the X-Ray room and during the process I needed to roll over for a different angle and it popped back in lol.
(Did this on my shitty phone sorry for bad typing)

i was running out of a big door and i jumped up really high, i got hit 2 times in the air but i landed with 1 hp, oh how dangerous that was