a haiku

In Western Philly
Given existence and raised
On where? The playground

A Malfunctioned Kiss

Her Nose Is Stuck In My Mouth

The Pains of Love Lost

It is a strange world
where still
there's so much drama

And it is strange
that for so many years
Lpkane despises players

The client is on
The website is down
ESEA makes me frown

Jack and Jill
Went up a hill
Jack came back down
A Man

Chillin' out, maxin';
relaxin', totally cool.
Shooting hoops by school.

My name is Reimu and I like to take it easy
Some touhous say I'm lewd but I'm not that sleazy

Everyday I'm chillin' out at the Hakurei shrine
Praying, sleeping, fishing and doing just fine

My best homie is Marissa, she's always packin' heat
We fuck bitches up from yakuza to NEET

Every day I'm fuckin' and fighting and killing
These punk ass niggas can't handle the skill I'm dealing

If you fuck with Reimu you're in one major world of hurt
I'll rip out your spine and make you eat dirt

Cause my name is Reimu and I like to take it easy
Some touhous say I'm lewd but I'm not that sleazy

Don't listen to anyone else cause they're a liar
I'll prove it by setting their own pants on fire

STEEEEVE! He has nine health.
Why would you push with nine health?!
I hate idiots.

,

Forever a sub
Never on a team
Playing with friends, that is my dream
For now I'll just pub
I queue, join cp_freight
That spy's running backwards, our engi is 8
All good, just a game
But never pushing is lame
I requeue, cp_well
Oh, this'll be swell
Scouts are abundant, sentries are too
Hello there engies, I'm coming for you
I go soldier, I deal with them all
I'm on a killstreak, I'm having a ball
But what's that I see? I heard it too late
A brass beast heavy was lying in wait