....Got it delivered to my office at work. It's a big box with lots of sound equipment, probably very heavy. I want to take it home with me tonight (maybe I should just ask Stultus for advice).
Problem is, my foot hurts due to chipped toenail, both knees took a whacking, and even my thigh is pretty bruised because I fell off my bike yesterday. I dunno if I can move this fucking thing.
Plus I think Foster might be trapped inside it... I have no way to be sure. What do I do?
....Got it delivered to my office at work. It's a big box with lots of sound equipment, probably very heavy. I want to take it home with me tonight (maybe I should just ask Stultus for advice).
Problem is, my foot hurts due to chipped toenail, both knees took a whacking, and even my thigh is pretty bruised because I fell off my bike yesterday. I dunno if I can move this fucking thing.
Plus I think Foster might be trapped inside it... I have no way to be sure. What do I do?
Build a time machine using the equipment in the box
Go back in time
Don't fall off your bike
Or get someone to come help you I guess.
Build a time machine using the equipment in the box
Go back in time
Don't fall off your bike
Or get someone to come help you I guess.
He cannot talk, try to see if you can put the box through an X-ray machine to see if he is nodding indicating his desire to be removed from the box.
He cannot talk, try to see if you can put the box through an X-ray machine to see if he is nodding indicating his desire to be removed from the box.
Then leave him in the box.
Then leave him in the box.
step 1, don't listen to the invite illuminati
step 1, don't listen to the invite illuminati
Getting someone to help me isn't a terrible idea, but I have to park pretty far from the office. Like, walk through 2 office buildings and 2 skyways to get to the parking garage. Pretty big hassle for most folks.
And Kalkin I don't have access to an X-ray machine right now. Doctors don't like wasting their precious X-rays on boxes for some reason. They must have a limited supply of them.
Getting someone to help me isn't a terrible idea, but I have to park pretty far from the office. Like, walk through 2 office buildings and 2 skyways to get to the parking garage. Pretty big hassle for most folks.
And Kalkin I don't have access to an X-ray machine right now. Doctors don't like wasting their precious X-rays on boxes for some reason. They must have a limited supply of them.
Khakistep 1, don't listen to the invite illuminati
This is an important step.
[quote=Khaki]step 1, don't listen to the invite illuminati[/quote]
This is an important step.
Take better care of yourself c:
Take better care of yourself c:
TwinqeProcure a wheely-cart thing from your local janitor. You know, those things that let you set heavy stuff on them while you wheel it to your car. I'm sure he has one. Just ask nicely and promise to bring it back tomorrow, with a plate of cookies and a nice glass of milk for his trouble. You won't fail.
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I don't think this guy is going to let him borrow a hand truck.
[quote=Twinqe]Procure a wheely-cart thing from your local janitor. You know, those things that let you set heavy stuff on them while you wheel it to your car. I'm sure he has one. Just ask nicely and promise to bring it back tomorrow, with a plate of cookies and a nice glass of milk for his trouble. You won't fail.[/quote]
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I don't think this guy is going to let him borrow a hand truck.