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How do i talk them for some reason i cant i get sweaty and i slobber whenever i start speaking. help!

How do i talk them for some reason i cant i get sweaty and i slobber whenever i start speaking. help!
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Lol wat.

Lol wat.
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http://data.whicdn.com/images/190629225/large.png

in all seriousness there isnt really a solution other than just talking, youll get used to it eventually

[img]http://data.whicdn.com/images/190629225/large.png[/img]
in all seriousness there isnt really a solution other than just talking, youll get used to it eventually
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You need to stop right there you criminal scum. Do you not know that this post will possibly start a new shit thread. The "master minds" of dating aka White knights of TF2 will come forth and give you the same knowledge you already knew from watching that shit dating video on youtube.

You have better success finding your answers somewhere else, young one.

You need to stop right there you criminal scum. Do you not know that this post will possibly start a new shit thread. The "master minds" of dating aka White knights of TF2 will come forth and give you the same knowledge you already knew from watching that shit dating video on youtube.

You have better success finding your answers somewhere else, young one.
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#5
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go to the gym and work on yr clothes or find something like that that improves yr confidence

its easier to be appealing to other people when you don't hate yourself :)

go to the gym and work on yr clothes or find something like that that improves yr confidence

its easier to be appealing to other people when you don't hate yourself :)
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#6
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Why is this in tf2 general discussion??? Like i can't tell if this is genuine or not.

Why is this in tf2 general discussion??? Like i can't tell if this is genuine or not.
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#7
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just make a frag video and send it to them

just make a frag video and send it to them
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#8
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Tell her you are prem in a videogame :))

Tell her you are prem in a videogame :))
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#9
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pff girls, i got my computer

pff girls, i got my computer
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#10
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make a prank video on youtube

make a prank video on youtube
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#11
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Just learn to accept your deep seeded love for boys. We're all supportive here man, you don't have to hide it from us!

Just learn to accept your deep seeded love for boys. We're all supportive here man, you don't have to hide it from us!
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#12
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Do the Jimmy Carr way, make a pick up line and if it goes bad then u can just turn away from it.
Jimmy Carr's eg. 'wow you look like you just fell from heaven' and then when it goes bad you can just say 'cause it looks like you just landed on your FACE'

Do the Jimmy Carr way, make a pick up line and if it goes bad then u can just turn away from it.
Jimmy Carr's eg. 'wow you look like you just fell from heaven' and then when it goes bad you can just say 'cause it looks like you just landed on your FACE'
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#13
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send them a picture of your monster cock, usually works for me

send them a picture of your monster cock, usually works for me
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http://i.imgur.com/FWoYMQi.jpg

[img]http://i.imgur.com/FWoYMQi.jpg[/img]
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#15
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http://i.imgur.com/ytgZGTT.jpg?1

[img]http://i.imgur.com/ytgZGTT.jpg?1[/img]
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#16
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I miss stultus.

I miss stultus.
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#17
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sgtmilki get sweaty and i slobber whenever i start speaking

I hear women also secrete fluids when they are turned on. You already have something in common! Use this as a conversation starter, and go from there.

[quote=sgtmilk]i get sweaty and i slobber whenever i start speaking[/quote]
I hear women also secrete fluids when they are turned on. You already have something in common! Use this as a conversation starter, and go from there.
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#18
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they're just people man

they're just people man
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#19
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Don't do it. We're stinky.

Don't do it. We're stinky.
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#20
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you might be 2 years old, that's what i'd check for first

you might be 2 years old, that's what i'd check for first
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#21
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eeego to the gym and work on yr clothes or find something like that that improves yr confidence

its easier to be appealing to other people when you don't hate yourself :)

nonsense, i've done all that, i even had a hobby outside videogames and i still fucking loathed myself
i still do, but at least i dont have to force myself to do shit because i know i'll just die alone anyway

[quote=eee]go to the gym and work on yr clothes or find something like that that improves yr confidence

its easier to be appealing to other people when you don't hate yourself :)[/quote]
nonsense, i've done all that, i even had a hobby outside videogames and i still fucking loathed myself
i still do, but at least i dont have to force myself to do shit because i know i'll just die alone anyway
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#22
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live the hermit lifestyle

live the hermit lifestyle
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#23
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There's a boy who loves playing Team Fortress 2. On his birthday, his long-time crush asked, "What's the sound that you hear most often when playing Team Fortress 2?"
Wanting to impress the girl, he answered, "Of course it's the domination sound!" The girl heard it and left. After a few days the girl asked the boy to lend her his computer, for his birthday gift.
The boy finally got back his computer played a Team Fortress 2 game immediately. When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game sounds with recordings of her own cute voice. Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact.
When the boy finally got a domination for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "I love you". The moral of the story, is that.. HIGHLANDER PLAYERS DON'T DESERVE LOVE.

There's a boy who loves playing Team Fortress 2. On his birthday, his long-time crush asked, "What's the sound that you hear most often when playing Team Fortress 2?"
Wanting to impress the girl, he answered, "Of course it's the domination sound!" The girl heard it and left. After a few days the girl asked the boy to lend her his computer, for his birthday gift.
The boy finally got back his computer played a Team Fortress 2 game immediately. When the game started he realized that the girl has replaced all the in-game sounds with recordings of her own cute voice. Years passed. The boy and the girl are no longer in contact.
When the boy finally got a domination for the first time in his life, he was overwhelmed with regret. Because that was when he heard, "I love you". The moral of the story, is that.. HIGHLANDER PLAYERS DON'T DESERVE LOVE.
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JimiJamhttp://i.imgur.com/ytgZGTT.jpg?1

I can't help but think of how many weiners that mouth could fit in at once...

[quote=JimiJam][img]http://i.imgur.com/ytgZGTT.jpg?1[/img][/quote]

I can't help but think of how many weiners that mouth could fit in at once...
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#25
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Ask enough random girls out that even interest you slightly, if you get a date you'll have more confidence, never be yourself btw, horrible tip, be yourself when you're sure she's not going to leave your nerd ass. Hope that will help :*

Ask enough random girls out that even interest you slightly, if you get a date you'll have more confidence, never be yourself btw, horrible tip, be yourself when you're sure she's not going to leave your nerd ass. Hope that will help :*
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BonafideAsk enough random girls out that even interest you slightly, if you get a date you'll have more confidence, never be yourself btw, horrible tip, be yourself when you're sure she's not going to leave your nerd ass. Hope that will help :*

Who should I be instead of myself then?

[quote=Bonafide]Ask enough random girls out that even interest you slightly, if you get a date you'll have more confidence, never be yourself btw, horrible tip, be yourself when you're sure she's not going to leave your nerd ass. Hope that will help :*[/quote]
Who should I be instead of myself then?
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#27
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Someone who doesn't talk about videogames or nerdy hobbies or your political views/whatever. Unless she explicitly states she wants to talk about any of those because for 90% of the women that's just a no-go, it's like a girl starting a conversation about horses or make-up or something along those lines when you meet her for the first time, not something you want to talk about.

Someone who doesn't talk about videogames or nerdy hobbies or your political views/whatever. Unless she explicitly states she wants to talk about any of those because for 90% of the women that's just a no-go, it's like a girl starting a conversation about horses or make-up or something along those lines when you meet her for the first time, not something you want to talk about.
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#28
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Do cold-approaches

Do cold-approaches
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#29
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I saw some videos of guys at Venice Beach kissing some girls
You should go there and ask them to play games for a kiss
https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/Y8tM55DgIY55LoS7q0W--tQg8bZRCEpgbsUL7f3p2fM.png

I saw some videos of guys at Venice Beach kissing some girls
You should go there and ask them to play games for a kiss
https://b.thumbs.redditmedia.com/Y8tM55DgIY55LoS7q0W--tQg8bZRCEpgbsUL7f3p2fM.png
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#30
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deep breaths and if it starts going south talk about your transformers obsession and the cold sore you've had for 4 years

deep breaths and if it starts going south talk about your transformers obsession and the cold sore you've had for 4 years
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