what is humor
hey its ok omnific i appreciate your joke :)
BonafideThis is seriously ungrateful
almost as ungrateful as someone that uses a flag of a country that they don't live in :-DDD
[quote=Bonafide]This is seriously ungrateful[/quote]
almost as ungrateful as someone that uses a flag of a country that they don't live in :-DDD
a box of honey nut cheerios....... what a bad present :(
omnificone time my mom bought me clothes
clothing is like the greatest thing you can get. Fucking love me some socks and shirts
clothing is like the greatest thing you can get. Fucking love me some socks and shirts
once (thought i) lost my glasses, got them back on christmas looking like someone sat on them
My mom's a kindergarten teacher and often gets really weird stuff from her kids. One kid gave her size XXXL underwear (she's 5 foot, 90 lbs so the underwear was literally larger than her torso), a blindfold, deodorant, and a bag of airline peanuts for Christmas.
my mom bought me a rainbow shirt because she thought i was gay
This year i was given shitloads of candy.
I am pre-diabetic and can't eat much sugar.
;_;
I am pre-diabetic and can't eat much sugar.
;_;
My parents couldn't remember what hockey team I cheer for so they got me a Calgary flames jersey. Literally a Canucks fan nightmare
First year of doing Reddit Secret Santa. I've talked to my friends with how it's been for them in the past few years they've done it, and they loved it. They've received pretty cool stuff and are always super hyped up for it each year.
I gave it a shot this year for the first time. I spent close to $100 on the guy I was supposed to buy for (there's no hard limit on minimum or maximum, but the average is roughly $30. I guess I went a little overboard, lol). The guy loved his gifts, etc.
All I get from my Secret Santa is this <$5 plastic New Jersey Devils license plate frame. I didn't even mention if I had a car or not. I listed a bunch of things I'm interested in, and I very briefly mentioned "I like hockey, but I don't think I really want/need anything. My favorite team is the New Jersey Devils."
I guess it could have been worse, but I'm absolutely not going to use it, lol.
I gave it a shot this year for the first time. I spent close to $100 on the guy I was supposed to buy for (there's no hard limit on minimum or maximum, but the average is roughly $30. I guess I went a little overboard, lol). The guy loved his gifts, etc.
All I get from my Secret Santa is this <$5 plastic New Jersey Devils license plate frame. I didn't even mention if I had a car or not. I listed a bunch of things I'm interested in, and I very briefly mentioned "I like hockey, but I don't think I really want/need anything. My favorite team is the New Jersey Devils."
I guess it could have been worse, but I'm absolutely not going to use it, lol.
Ah that sucks, especially when you put so much effort in for someone else!
i asked for a blue jays toque and received a maple leafs toque
Well my dad got tampons from a mate of his as a joke because his last name is similar to an old tampon brand name
flyingbuddyWell my dad got tampons from a mate of his as a joke because his last name is similar to an old tampon brand name
That means yours is as well 8)
That means yours is as well 8)
http://i.imgur.com/7xyB4Fz.png
On the back my sister highlighted the bullet point saying that it "Can be used over and over again!"
On the back my sister highlighted the bullet point saying that it "Can be used over and over again!"
My 8 y/o sister gave me a small wrapped paper box. Inside was nothing. She said she had given me air.
Although, it's nice that at least she bothered unlike my 16 y/o brother.
Although, it's nice that at least she bothered unlike my 16 y/o brother.
I asked for a mouse bungee and modmic
I got 3 hats with my school logo on them. One of them was a girls hat that my girlfriend just bought herself like a week ago.
I hate hats.
I got 3 hats with my school logo on them. One of them was a girls hat that my girlfriend just bought herself like a week ago.
I hate hats.
I got the same Buffalo Sabres T-Shirt 3 years in a row from my dad. I had to politely ask him this year to not buy me one. He ended up getting me a super comfy sweater this year so it worked out.
I got a can of coca cola a couple of years back...
When i was 16 i told my mom i wanted to be just like my dad, she went out and bought me some cheap bear, a leather jacket, and some bandaids.
I learned alot about my father that year.
I learned alot about my father that year.
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On the back my sister highlighted the bullet point saying that it "Can be used over and over again!"
Take a picture of it fully grown
On the back my sister highlighted the bullet point saying that it "Can be used over and over again!"[/quote]
Take a picture of it fully grown