The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU!
I was about to adapt this joke, but halfway through I realised I'm too lazy to type it.
[quote]The European Commission has announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU, rather than German, which was the other contender. Her Majesty's Government conceded that English spelling had room for improvement and has therefore accepted a five-year phasing in of "Euro-English".
In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make sivil servants jump for joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favour of the "k", Which should klear up some konfusion and allow one key less on keyboards.
There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replaced with "f", making words like "fotograf" 20% shorter.
In the third year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e" is disgrasful.
By the fourth yer, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v".
During ze fifz yer, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer kombinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and everivun vil find it ezi to understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI COM TRU![/quote]
I was about to adapt this joke, but halfway through I realised I'm too lazy to type it.
How did you reach div 2 with those opinions? "More exciting" yeah because a double airshot has the same hype potential as a flash that is always thrown over one of two walls every round. Wew lad.
How did you reach div 2 with those opinions? "More exciting" yeah because a double airshot has the same hype potential as a flash that is always thrown over one of two walls every round. Wew lad.
a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action
a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action
BrenCan't wait until tf2 blows up and we can all look back on these archived posts and laugh together while sitting on all of our e-sport money.
Pipe dreams bro
[quote=Bren]Can't wait until tf2 blows up and we can all look back on these archived posts and laugh together while sitting on all of our e-sport money.[/quote]
Pipe dreams bro
yo why is this thread a thing lol
yo why is this thread a thing lol
aim-a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action
theirs never long stalemates cuz this pocket named aim always dies when is team is holding lol
[quote=aim-]a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action[/quote]
theirs never long stalemates cuz this pocket named aim always dies when is team is holding lol
#62
Well according to ETF2L:
Season 15: 2nd place div 5
Season 16: merced once in div 3 (lost the game 0-6)
Season 17: Won one map in div 2 with a demo merc.
His team placed last, winning only that one map and one match after the merc demo joined, in which Drack (now prem) played instead of Marmite.
I will leave the interpretation up to you.
#62
Well according to ETF2L:
Season 15: 2nd place div 5
Season 16: merced once in div 3 (lost the game 0-6)
Season 17: Won one map in div 2 with a demo merc.
His team placed last, winning only that one map and one match after the merc demo joined, in which Drack (now prem) played instead of Marmite.
I will leave the interpretation up to you.
do0myo why is this thread a thing lol
There have been alot of shit threads lately, SPUF must be leaking.
[quote=do0m]yo why is this thread a thing lol[/quote]
There have been alot of shit threads lately, SPUF must be leaking.
Setsul#62
Well according to ETF2L:
Season 15: 2nd place div 5
Season 16: merced once in div 3 (lost the game 0-6)
Season 17: Won one map in div 2 with a demo merc.
His team placed last, winning only that one map and one match after the merc demo joined, in which Drack (now prem) played instead of Marmite.
I will leave the interpretation up to you.
bruh why u gotta stalk him like that lmfao
[quote=Setsul]#62
Well according to ETF2L:
Season 15: 2nd place div 5
Season 16: merced once in div 3 (lost the game 0-6)
Season 17: Won one map in div 2 with a demo merc.
His team placed last, winning only that one map and one match after the merc demo joined, in which Drack (now prem) played instead of Marmite.
I will leave the interpretation up to you.[/quote]
bruh why u gotta stalk him like that [url=http://ih1.redbubble.net/image.79944739.1344/flat,800x800,070,f.u2.jpg/]lmfao[/url]
aim-a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action
"and the score is still 0-0 here as we head into our 9th midfight on cp_gullywash"
[quote=aim-]a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action[/quote]
"and the score is still 0-0 here as we head into our 9th midfight on cp_gullywash"
making it slow like csgo is not going to make tf2 and esport, we're talking about a fast paced shooter
making it slow like csgo is not going to make tf2 and esport, we're talking about a fast paced shooter
Marmieduwatnajust stop
Sry who are u ? Thx
Nah, this has to be a troll.
[quote=Marmie][quote=duwatna]just stop[/quote]
Sry who are u ? Thx[/quote]
Nah, this has to be a troll.
How to make tf2 a top tier esport:
Add Top Down View
Multiply amount of classes by 7
Remove ability to jump
Add Special abilities with timed cooldowns
Movement and aiming in the same simple point and click system
How to make tf2 a top tier esport:
Add Top Down View
Multiply amount of classes by 7
Remove ability to jump
Add Special abilities with timed cooldowns
Movement and aiming in the same simple point and click system
DrPloxoHow to make tf2 a top tier esport:
Add Top Down View
Multiply amount of classes by 7
Remove ability to jump
Add Special abilities with timed cooldowns
Movement and aiming in the same simple point and click system
Sounds like ow
[quote=DrPloxo]How to make tf2 a top tier esport:
Add Top Down View
Multiply amount of classes by 7
Remove ability to jump
Add Special abilities with timed cooldowns
Movement and aiming in the same simple point and click system[/quote]
Sounds like ow
I would have given it a shot had I hit the last huge Powerball for 1.5 billion. Why would the best gamers want to put crazy time into playing and getting awesome at TF2 if the prize pools were so shit compared to other games.
The plan would have been to get the best teams and players from NA, EU and AU and organize a LAN for a huge prize pool surpassing that of the CS tournaments. Perhaps sponsors and organizations would help TF2 organize more in the future like they do for CS.
Enough money in prizes that it would hopefully bring back the top players who have "retired". Probably 3-4 teams from NA (mixup players hopefully), 3-4 from EU, iM from AU and maybe a 2nd team, maybe even a team from Asia or Brazil. Fly these players out, full room and board and have the best TF2 LAN ever.
the dreams..
I would have given it a shot had I hit the last huge Powerball for 1.5 billion. Why would the best gamers want to put crazy time into playing and getting awesome at TF2 if the prize pools were so shit compared to other games.
The plan would have been to get the best teams and players from NA, EU and AU and organize a LAN for a huge prize pool surpassing that of the CS tournaments. Perhaps sponsors and organizations would help TF2 organize more in the future like they do for CS.
Enough money in prizes that it would hopefully bring back the top players who have "retired". Probably 3-4 teams from NA (mixup players hopefully), 3-4 from EU, iM from AU and maybe a 2nd team, maybe even a team from Asia or Brazil. Fly these players out, full room and board and have the best TF2 LAN ever.
the dreams..
flufnDrPloxoHow to make tf2 a top tier esport:
Add Top Down View
Multiply amount of classes by 7
Remove ability to jump
Add Special abilities with timed cooldowns
Movement and aiming in the same simple point and click system
Sounds like ow
https://i.imgur.com/k9XYH99.gif
[quote=flufn][quote=DrPloxo]How to make tf2 a top tier esport:
Add Top Down View
Multiply amount of classes by 7
Remove ability to jump
Add Special abilities with timed cooldowns
Movement and aiming in the same simple point and click system[/quote]
Sounds like ow[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/k9XYH99.gif[/img]
Enterimaim-a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action
"and the score is still 0-0 here as we head into our 9th midfight on cp_gullywash"
would you rather see action or sit and watch sacks happen repeatedly and stalemates
[quote=Enterim][quote=aim-]a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action[/quote]
"and the score is still 0-0 here as we head into our 9th midfight on cp_gullywash"[/quote]
would you rather see action or sit and watch sacks happen repeatedly and stalemates
ya its not that simple and im sure u can understand that
ya its not that simple and im sure u can understand that
aim-Enterimaim-a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action
"and the score is still 0-0 here as we head into our 9th midfight on cp_gullywash"
would you rather see action or sit and watch sacks happen repeatedly and stalemates
Honestly if the stalemate timer was shorter I'd imagine teams would just park the bus the second they had some sort of disadvantage, since it would be so short of a wait. Stalemates are boring and all but arbitrarily forcing teams to play faster without changing game mechanics probably wouldn't help imo.
[quote=aim-][quote=Enterim][quote=aim-]a legit suggestion would be to get rid of this fucking 10 min stalemate timer make it like 2-3 mins or something constant action[/quote]
"and the score is still 0-0 here as we head into our 9th midfight on cp_gullywash"[/quote]
would you rather see action or sit and watch sacks happen repeatedly and stalemates[/quote]
Honestly if the stalemate timer was shorter I'd imagine teams would just park the bus the second they had some sort of disadvantage, since it would be so short of a wait. Stalemates are boring and all but arbitrarily forcing teams to play faster without changing game mechanics probably wouldn't help imo.
Setsul#62
Well according to ETF2L:
Season 15: 2nd place div 5
Season 16: merced once in div 3 (lost the game 0-6)
Season 17: Won one map in div 2 with a demo merc.
His team placed last, winning only that one map and one match after the merc demo joined, in which Drack (now prem) played instead of Marmite.
I will leave the interpretation up to you.
Mge me m8
[quote=Setsul]#62
Well according to ETF2L:
Season 15: 2nd place div 5
Season 16: merced once in div 3 (lost the game 0-6)
Season 17: Won one map in div 2 with a demo merc.
His team placed last, winning only that one map and one match after the merc demo joined, in which Drack (now prem) played instead of Marmite.
I will leave the interpretation up to you.[/quote]
Mge me m8
You really had to bump this 1 day old troll post of yours...
You really had to bump this 1 day old troll post of yours...
Falcon0408how can it ever be a SPORT when all you do is sit in a chair
"esport"
take note of the "e"
[quote=Falcon0408]how can it ever be a SPORT when all you do is sit in a chair[/quote]
"esport"
take note of the "e"
Falcon0408how can it ever be a SPORT when all you do is sit in a chair
"esport"
take note of the "e"
[quote=Falcon0408]how can it ever be a SPORT when all you do is sit in a chair[/quote]
"esport"
take note of the "e"