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The Underbelly
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#61
4 Frags +

Seems like everyone is so badass :D The only time I have to run is when Police see me drinking beer on the outside, but I actually never got fined. One time when we were drinking whiskey I was the only one to pour it in glass and mix with Cola and when they appeared they carded everyone, but me saying they see I'm drinking Cola :P

Oh an my sister's phone got stolen in Berlin, so I reported that at the police station.

Seems like everyone is so badass :D The only time I have to run is when Police see me drinking beer on the outside, but I actually never got fined. One time when we were drinking whiskey I was the only one to pour it in glass and mix with Cola and when they appeared they carded everyone, but me saying they see I'm drinking Cola :P

Oh an my sister's phone got stolen in Berlin, so I reported that at the police station.
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#62
3 Frags +

I realise last post was 2 weeks ago but a murder just happened in my street.

I realise last post was 2 weeks ago but a murder just happened in my street.
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#63
0 Frags +

my apartment was broken into and some punk stole $250 from me last thursday

my apartment was broken into and some punk stole $250 from me last thursday
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#64
3 Frags +

I was out walking down town and like 3 dudes followed me for like 30 minutes and i took a bad turn and ended up in an alley and thought i was going to die but they tried to sell me weed

idk how people think this is a good business strategy thank god they were all skinny manlets

my entire side of town is kind of sketchy actually. the city is in the 1st %ile of crime apparently :(. My side of the city is mostly apartments and it isn't too scary walking home from school, but my street is the last one with streetlights for like 3 blocks for some reason so the area immediately behind my apt has a shitload of muggings :(

I was out walking down town and like 3 dudes followed me for like 30 minutes and i took a bad turn and ended up in an alley and thought i was going to die but they tried to sell me weed

idk how people think this is a good business strategy thank god they were all skinny manlets

my entire side of town is kind of sketchy actually. the city is in the 1st %ile of crime apparently :(. My side of the city is mostly apartments and it isn't too scary walking home from school, but my street is the last one with streetlights for like 3 blocks for some reason so the area immediately behind my apt has a shitload of muggings :(
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#65
5 Frags +

someone got shot in front of my dorms 2 weeks ago

someone got shot in front of my dorms 2 weeks ago
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#66
9 Frags +

i stole a french fry from someone else's table at In-N-Out.

i stole a french fry from someone else's table at In-N-Out.
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#67
6 Frags +

Someone recently broke(?) into my car. All they did was turn my brights on, fuck with the rearview mirror, and then leave a pair of keys to a different car in the drivers' side seat. Still not sure what the fuck was going on.

Someone recently broke(?) into my car. All they did was turn my brights on, fuck with the rearview mirror, and then leave a pair of keys to a different car in the drivers' side seat. Still not sure what the fuck was going on.
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#68
6 Frags +
Aquilai stole a french fry from someone else's table at In-N-Out.

Honestly you're a monster.

[quote=Aquila]i stole a french fry from someone else's table at In-N-Out.[/quote]

Honestly you're a monster.
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#69
2 Frags +

This happened a while ago in a town around here, but someone dropped a barrel outside of the town hall. The barrel had a dead body in it. Some dude killed a guy and put him in a barrel and for some reason thought it was a good idea to dump it there.

Also, some relative of the person who did it brought in his computer to the store I work at to have EVERYTHING wiped. The guys working the tech counter didn't learn about the connection until a few days later after they wiped the computer.

This happened a while ago in a town around here, but someone dropped a barrel outside of the town hall. The barrel had a dead body in it. Some dude killed a guy and put him in a barrel and for some reason thought it was a good idea to dump it there.

Also, some relative of the person who did it brought in his computer to the store I work at to have EVERYTHING wiped. The guys working the tech counter didn't learn about the connection until a few days later after they wiped the computer.
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#70
2 Frags +

Besides the usual crack/meth addicts associated with the poor areas i lived in most of my life i haven't really dealt with much. Nobody wants to rob the trailer park i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I used to use the debug codes to take sodas from the coke machine at the camp store (the trailer park doubled as a camp ground. No idea why someone would want to vacation to a trailer park) and one time i stole a box pancake mix (also from the camp store). I was sick of eating ramen and hot dogs.

Besides the usual crack/meth addicts associated with the poor areas i lived in most of my life i haven't really dealt with much. Nobody wants to rob the trailer park i guess ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I used to use the debug codes to take sodas from the coke machine at the camp store (the trailer park doubled as a camp ground. No idea why someone would want to vacation to a trailer park) and one time i stole a box pancake mix (also from the camp store). I was sick of eating ramen and hot dogs.
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#71
refresh.tf
1 Frags +

Me and my tinder date were gonna take a tram. A drunk man walked up to me and started screaming.
"Why are you so mean to this girl?"
I looked at him
"I know this girl. She is very pretty and she is very admirable. She gets good grades in school and studies every day. She is very ambitious. I know her parents. I can tell them how bad you treat her you know."
my tinder date says: "No he's not a bad guy"
Drunk guy: "Shut up I'm not talking to you. Look at me kid, this girl... I see her every day when she walks to school. Don't mistreat this girl, she's a very good girl."

Of course she didn't know him at all...

This went on for quite a minutes and she told him I wasn't mistreating her several times... This was in a public place with plenty of people around. Then when I stopped answering, he said "Look at me! You wanna fight!? Don't mistreat her! He walked towards me and started chasing me. Luckily he was drunk, old and slow so we could just run to a tram that was going in the opposite direction from where we were going. 10-20 people were just looking at us without doing anything LOL, I guess that's Sweden for you.

Me and my tinder date were gonna take a tram. A drunk man walked up to me and started screaming.
"Why are you so mean to this girl?"
I looked at him
"I know this girl. She is very pretty and she is very admirable. She gets good grades in school and studies every day. She is very ambitious. I know her parents. I can tell them how bad you treat her you know."
my tinder date says: "No he's not a bad guy"
Drunk guy: "Shut up I'm not talking to you. Look at me kid, this girl... I see her every day when she walks to school. Don't mistreat this girl, she's a very good girl."

Of course she didn't know him at all...

This went on for quite a minutes and she told him I wasn't mistreating her several times... This was in a public place with plenty of people around. Then when I stopped answering, he said "Look at me! You wanna fight!? Don't mistreat her! He walked towards me and started chasing me. Luckily he was drunk, old and slow so we could just run to a tram that was going in the opposite direction from where we were going. 10-20 people were just looking at us without doing anything LOL, I guess that's Sweden for you.
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#72
21 Frags +

Well when I was in South Africa. When I walked into my house my glass window was completely smashed, I was really concerned that I lost something significant but it turned out I lost my fucking fridge. A few days later I found a man sleeping in my fridge roughly 2km away from my house.

I wish I was joking

Well when I was in South Africa. When I walked into my house my glass window was completely smashed, I was really concerned that I lost something significant but it turned out I lost my fucking fridge. A few days later I found a man sleeping in my fridge roughly 2km away from my house.

I wish I was joking
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#73
2 Frags +

Damn, you all have some scary stories! The closest I can come is this...

I woke up in the middle of the night, but didn't move or open my eyes. Lying there, I could smell really bad body odor and thought WTF? I mean, I knew it wasn't me or my then-husband, who was asleep beside me! I became more alert, trying to make sense of it, afraid to move, when I realized I could also sense outside air in the room. I stayed frozen for the longest time, but decided the best course of action was to just move a little in bed. If someone was in the house, they would know someone was awake?

Eventually, I sat up and saw that our front door was wide open. Nothing had been stolen.

Damn, you all have some scary stories! The closest I can come is this...

I woke up in the middle of the night, but didn't move or open my eyes. Lying there, I could smell really bad body odor and thought WTF? I mean, I knew it wasn't me or my then-husband, who was asleep beside me! I became more alert, trying to make sense of it, afraid to move, when I realized I could also sense outside air in the room. I stayed frozen for the longest time, but decided the best course of action was to just move a little in bed. If someone was in the house, they would know someone was awake?

Eventually, I sat up and saw that our front door was wide open. Nothing had been stolen.
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#74
3 Frags +

About 5 months ago a dead body was found on the playground of a local elementary school of mine, some guy in his mid 30's overdosed

A 20 year old girl overdosed and found dead in the alley directly behind my work a couple years back, my work isn't exactly in that great of a place. Across the street is a christian school, and at night prostitutes walk on the sidewalks

some kid got arrested and is in juvie now for bringing a gun and brass knuckles to my school

A local high school of mine went into lockdown 2 months ago on exam day because some chick brought a BB gun to school

About 5 months ago a dead body was found on the playground of a local elementary school of mine, some guy in his mid 30's overdosed

A 20 year old girl overdosed and found dead in the alley directly behind my work a couple years back, my work isn't exactly in that great of a place. Across the street is a christian school, and at night prostitutes walk on the sidewalks

some kid got arrested and is in juvie now for bringing a gun and brass knuckles to my school

A local high school of mine went into lockdown 2 months ago on exam day because some chick brought a BB gun to school
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#75
3 Frags +

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Brooklyn-East-New-York-Dominos-Pizza-Pitkin-Avenue-Teen-Stabbed-282383611.html

http://www.nbcnewyork.com/news/local/Brooklyn-East-New-York-Dominos-Pizza-Pitkin-Avenue-Teen-Stabbed-282383611.html
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#76
5 Frags +

when i was like 7 a kid tripped me and i chipped my tooth

when i was like 7 a kid tripped me and i chipped my tooth
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#77
23 Frags +

Friend of mine was being a retard by walking with his ipod out in the outer ring of Antwerp which is plagued by immigrant gangs stealing and violence. 3 people approached him though they had no visible weapons like knifes or anything, just closed him in. "Hand over your fancy stuff". Friend replied with "allah akbar" and "peace be upon you". He offered to buy them a large pack of fries each instead.

They agreed and they didn't take his shit.

Friend of mine was being a retard by walking with his ipod out in the outer ring of Antwerp which is plagued by immigrant gangs stealing and violence. 3 people approached him though they had no visible weapons like knifes or anything, just closed him in. "Hand over your fancy stuff". Friend replied with "allah akbar" and "peace be upon you". He offered to buy them a large pack of fries each instead.

They agreed and they didn't take his shit.
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#78
5 Frags +

i stole a freddo frog from coles when i was 6

i stole a freddo frog from coles when i was 6
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#79
1 Frags +

http://globalnews.ca/news/2621600/another-shooting-in-surrey-brings-the-total-to-32-for-2016/

http://globalnews.ca/news/2621600/another-shooting-in-surrey-brings-the-total-to-32-for-2016/
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#80
4 Frags +

idk if this counts as criminal activity but i got jumped by like 6 black dudes when i was getting off the church bus a few years back

idk if this counts as criminal activity but i got jumped by like 6 black dudes when i was getting off the church bus a few years back
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#81
1 Frags +

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#82
0 Frags +

About two weeks ago, my high school got a bomb threat. I didn't hear about it till the morning of, and so I thought it got made while school was in session, so I texted my brother frantically asking where he was, about a minute later he walks into my room asking what the hell's up.

About two weeks ago, my high school got a bomb threat. I didn't hear about it till the morning of, and so I thought it got made while school was in session, so I texted my brother frantically asking where he was, about a minute later he walks into my room asking what the hell's up.
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#83
0 Frags +

i didn't return the fipple flute i got from my school to practice with in 2nd grade

i didn't return the fipple flute i got from my school to practice with in 2nd grade
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#84
5 Frags +

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#85
7 Frags +

i took 2 cookies from the university cafeteria. you're only supposed to take 1 cookie. if you take another cookie you have to pay $10, but i didn't. they were peanut butter cookies and very good.

i took 2 cookies from the university cafeteria. you're only supposed to take 1 cookie. if you take another cookie you have to pay $10, but i didn't. they were peanut butter cookies and very good.
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#86
5 Frags +

Come to think of it, I have a few of these stories, but I think one of the worst to experience was when my mom's ex paid a bunch of meth-heads to break into our house and steal our stuff cause she owed him a bunch of money.

Edit: Actually, probably the worst I'd be willing to post here was when my sister got her teeth knocked out + a concussion while being assaulted by a couple of dudes for being trans... in San Francisco, supposed gay paradise. Scumbags.

Come to think of it, I have a few of these stories, but I think one of the worst to experience was when my mom's ex paid a bunch of meth-heads to break into our house and steal our stuff cause she owed him a bunch of money.

Edit: Actually, probably the worst I'd be willing to post here was when my sister got her teeth knocked out + a concussion while being assaulted by a couple of dudes for being trans... in San Francisco, supposed gay paradise. Scumbags.
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#87
6 Frags +

Not really a crime but still fucked up

My grandpa has been dead for a couple years now so I decided to walk around his house. He has a lot of cool stuff like animal skeletons, hand made model boats, and even an animal tusk. I was looking through his woodshop and behind the wall in one of the cabinets I saw a jar with blue liquid in it. I got a closer look and it was a miscarriaged baby. I remember my mom telling me about my grandma's miscarriage before so it must have been that baby.

Not really a crime but still fucked up

My grandpa has been dead for a couple years now so I decided to walk around his house. He has a lot of cool stuff like animal skeletons, hand made model boats, and even an animal tusk. I was looking through his woodshop and behind the wall in one of the cabinets I saw a jar with blue liquid in it. I got a closer look and it was a miscarriaged baby. I remember my mom telling me about my grandma's miscarriage before so it must have been that baby.
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#88
0 Frags +

I've been jumped a few times over the years, lots of gangbangers around the areas I used to hang out in. I put one guy in the hospital back when I was in shape in high school, found out after the cops came that he had a gun, thank god I got him down before he was able to pull it.

Don't get in fights if you can avoid it, running is always the better option.

I've been jumped a few times over the years, lots of gangbangers around the areas I used to hang out in. I put one guy in the hospital back when I was in shape in high school, found out after the cops came that he had a gun, thank god I got him down before he was able to pull it.

Don't get in fights if you can avoid it, running is [i]always[/i] the better option.
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