All I remember from elevate is "Ainsley Harriots Special Blend Gravy" and I don't remember what it meant now

whenever I suicide for the point I just yell "brb kms"

"You're all fucking cucks" - tambo

Calling the little platform above process lobby NASDAQ in honor of our late, great, economics major roamer

Because im physically mute, my friend made me a program that have text to speech binds that comm in mumble for me. Sadly I am a meme in pwr pugs now ;-;.

A few of my vauge binds are:
"Enemies on flank"
"help on flank"
"No"
"Yes"
"kys sandblast"

If I get too focused Ill just comm "Dead" if I kill something instead of actually saying what class I killed.

With damage batching on Ill say stuff like "X took 50, X took 100" instead of "X took 50, X took 50"

I've heard the calls

"focus pootis"
"He's doing a b4nny bomb"
"I'm going for a pasta play"
"I'm launching"

way too many times. It's reached the point where they aren't even jokes anymore and those are just our legit calls

"oops"

Whack a mole was called whenever we sacked point

If I hit 3 stickies or more on at least 2 different people, I'll say that their entire team is raped
Whenever my mumble crashes, it puts me on continuous transmit so I tend to call everybody awful a lot too
Oh and if I pipe someone in my face I'll say I'm sure you can kill this player and when I die to them I call everyone awful
I say people are in the sadzone when I destroy someone

"He's the fuckin' invisible man" when I lose track of someone
"They/I just got fucked on"
"[Class] took 6"
"Jumping... TEAAMMMM!?!?"
"WHY WAS HE THERE!"

"x is right here"

"That dude just got fucko'd"
"Ha ha what a dickhead/stupid dickhead ran into me like an idiot"

I've started using b4nny quotes unironically.

we do that now here on Hot Dads

"wish stop playing sniper"

Need a backup spot?

I often call damage by insulting the enemy players. The more savage the more they took. I even do it playing against friends so I dunno.

"connor why are you dead"

"I'm doing a thing"/"I'm on an adventure" instead of "I'm flanking them"

the long con
roast

im 53

For nearly two seasons when on roamer, every rocket I hit dealt 80 damage. 60, 100, 40, all called as '<class> took 80'

roast

"that's not a real guy" calling out spies

"im dickin down their whole squad"

dangerzone forever

cool beans (if something is going in my team's favor)

lets do this shit

if a scout every randomly runs in and two shot me i sometimes say "fucking shrugger" no matter who that scout is