when you search the name of bill's school all you find are fight videos

I find that the dumbest fights are the ones I don't remember. My right ring finger is awkwardly shaped from when I punched my best friend, but neither of us remember what we were fighting over.

i was friends with this racist redneck kid who had the philosophy of "i dont start fights in finish them"
so one kid started like pushing him and saying "hit me pussy", then he did and INSTANTLY bent the kid's nose and turned him into a blood fountain and then the kid started crying

highschool man

I would often see fights between a group of Latino kids and a group of Vietnamese kids. It was always those two going at each other...

i whiteknighted some girl in year 8 and ended up fighting some rugby head at school
glad it happened at an age where i wasn't legally responsible

Me and my friend got in a fight over whether or not Han or Greedo shot first in 6th grade. I choked him out, he was right tho.

my friend jacob got a desk thrown at him because he drank someones diet dr pepper

when i was 7 i slammed some kid's face into a desk for swallowing my marbles

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=CIsri3VAMR0

I was in the group of people running around
basically some guy looked at the other guys girl weirdly and that guy was part of a gang and they fought. Then some other people started fighting. I don't know who the fuck filmed this but when I was searching "anacostia high school fights" this was one of the things among many that came up

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I was in like sophomore / 2nd year of high school and this guy and girl got in a fight over handball.
Girl wasn't doing well so the guy pretty much made everyone avoid passing to her to win, and he tried to steal the ball from her even though they were on the same team, then they started punching each other's faces like 2 feet away from me. Good times.

That same thing almost happened to me but I hit the guys face with the ball and broke his glasses. Except the guy, who would normally have lost his shit, realised they were broken and that he would be able to get away with not working until he got new ones. So instead of beating the shit out of me he thanked me and when teachers said he was lying made me confirm his story. Talk about lucking out.

2 girls at my old school fought over who posted an Instagram caption first.
Not like there were timestamps or anything...

Many years ago some kids I knew fought each other because one started talking shit in his clan in clash of clans.

I was in third grade and it was recess. There was a medium sized rock on the basketball court. I randomly kicked it and it hit a guys shoe (a grade older than me). He walked over to me (didn't even look mad or like he was in pain or anything) and out of the blue punched me right in the face and I was dripping out my nose quite a bit of blood. We both got suspended for the day. And that day happened to be my birthday. Luckily my mom just came and got my from school for the day. I was pissed that an accident can lead to getting punched like that and getting suspended.

You go to anacostia? My regards bro. A few weeks ago these two girls from different schools got into it and eventually got the whole freshman class of both our schools into it. For like the next few days the rival school would leave early just get into fights with random people from our school. In the end the district decided to just force my school to arrive and leave earlier than the other school. Still kind of salty about it...

Some kid destroyed my shitty sand castle I was building with some kids and I punched him in the back like 6 times.

I was on an exchange program and was just having lunch in the hall and two weird pale kiddo's walked up and started shooting up the place, I was like "oh sacre blue" and rand and crawled in a janitor's cabinet pissing my pants in fear, as I heard the sounds of scuffling in the walkway change with the sounds of gunshots, I, in utter panic, just laid low and waited for what seemed like forever, until i couldn't hold my curiousity, and I peeked in horror as I saw them standing less than twenty yards from me, I thought i was a goner, but to my shock they were just french kissing, and i was like "awwww" but that changed as i noticed they drew their pistols and shot themselves in the head.

Some girls started fistfighting over some fruit a few years ago in the lunch line.

On my first day of secondary school (high school for you americans) we were chatting about people we'd met, had two sams in the class, someone said "which sam, the ginger one? yeah hes alright." or similar- turned out sam was in the hallway and he was fucking pissed that someone had called him ginger. He just rolled up and punches the other guy straight in the back of the head.

I guess he didn't want to become token ginger kid or whatever, but it was still a bit surreal

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I once broke the nose of a dude that was "fucking" my school desk when our teacher wasnt there.
I told him to stop but he didnt so one quick punch and you were able to hear a crack in the whole classroom.
Had to change school after that :l

Some guy was really annoying me so i hit him with a book and broke his glasses.

Me and my friend fought over CaptainSparklez... (MC Youtuber)

got in a fight with my friend over some like comic books we were making in elementary school
i bit his ear and he slapped my cheeks until they were sore

honest 5th grader problems...

Damn the schools in my area are preppy compared to you guys

One day while leaving my first grade classroom, I yelled "let's fight!"
Two kids behind me got into a brawl and were sent to the principal's office.

Thus began my lack of understanding that my actions had consequences.

seen someone smack a girl for taking his pringles
(it was me)