Just to note this was the game where housewives played us 5v6 due to our demo leaving early in the game due to his father's murder threats (lol) and our inability to get a sub. Pretty much what happened between us and kkkferriswheel but with us being on the other end of the stick.

GG OK Kids, definitely closer than the score suggested and an exhilarating match!

gg grape

Gg to Last Minute Team. It was quite fun. Thanks for letting me have a Viaduct game where I actually had fun and didn't tilt.

Sorry for being fucking gay and playing Sniper and Spy. Also my Pyro play was questionable but it worked cuz we got faster spawns.

So last week's game against ROPE is now probably no longer the best/closest game I've ever played. Great game to Depressed Weeaboos, and I hope we see you guys against at some point. That was intense and so fun.

G FUCKING G to Depressed Weaboos. If we keep having these hard close games I think I'm going to need to get heart medicine.

gg to b1g brane !

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add me on steam asap

Gg to you guys
Good job andrew!

gg weaboos

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courtesy of smes boy

he's banned lmao

gg to weeaboos, was a close game, both murmur and kezia played really well. you guys will definitely do well this season

IM SMESI AND I LIKE TO SINGLE OUT ENTROPY HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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tf2 is so toxic...

Alright so I'm gonna write an aids power rankings because why not am I right I have time before scrims. Btw I'm copying some rosters from Console cause I don't know all rosters so sorry if they're wrong.

My Playoff Rankings

1) dUmB cLaSsIcO
Scouts: Wrech & Ictus
Roamer: ?
Pocket: Ranga
Demoman: Chriz Tah Fah
Medic: Aiera
I think we can all expect that dUmB cLaSsIcO will be taking candy from open babies in the end and will be winning the open paycheck so that Wrech can buy some more alcohol and they can play open again. They are top players trying to earn some extra money in open, what else needs to be mentioned.

2) grapeSquad
Scouts: Andrew & Pablo
Roamer: Lary
Pocket: Exile
Demo: Trapster
Medic: Turkeylips
With having a well experienced player of exile and definitely one of the most strongest snipers in Open, Andrew, this team would not surprise me if they made it to grand finals and possibly even won. Although I believe thats some of their strongest players, the others are not to be slept on and can put out good numbers to be top contenders. grapeSquad will be playing some competent teams in the upcoming weeks though, so anything can happen.

3) High Altitude Dreamworld
Scouts: Ex, Pauldogg
Roamer: brembo
Pocket: okiewaka
Demo: JamJam
Medic: Aniph
Although this team has some players with a lot of experience, a lot of them do not play this game anymore other than matches which gives them a bit of a disadvantage compared to other teams. With the experience of these players I'm sure they can pull off a solid spot in playoffs and make it to semi-finals for sure. Some concerns might come up from close games with Rain Drop and Farmers of Le Roundtable, but these players are still warming up from long breaks.

4) Landed in Open
Scouts: Riot & Paulyyy
Roamer: Dyl4N
Pocket: Maelstrom
Demo: Yuno
Medic: Diashock
It's hard to rank my own team because it will be seen as favoritism or such, but I do believe that my team will be making playoffs and will try to show a strong display of talent. With most of this team forming as a friend team, we have done really well #TeamMaelstrom. With a disappointment against Coon Platoon, this team might be ranked lower, but their up and coming matches will be a big factor and decider onto how well they will do this season against other top teams.

5) b1g brane
Scouts: Zacice & Nukey
Roamer: Jude
Pocket: Kohly
Demo: Alexandros
Medic: Be/China
This team is one that I enjoy watching probably the most, they have underrated players in my opinion, and also some strong players that shine. China (their medic) is playing his first season, but isn't doing too bad and has been carrying his weight needed. I think this teams scout combo is their strongest part as zacice and nukey have amazing dm. This team has chances to upset top teams with a bit more practice.

6) Coon Platoon
Scouts: Rogue & Punisher
Roamer: Def
Pocket: Freederf
Demo: Cheezus
Medic: Shining Star
Coon Platoon has improved and actually surprised me a lot this season. When I first looked at them, I didn't know who anyone on the roster was and didn't expect them to get too far this season. Now they have been putting up really good scores against top teams and look amazing in scrims. They have great soldier co-ordination and they have a really solid medic. If I had to pick a player who stands out on this roster, it would be Punisher as he has many seasons of experience and he has really good movement. Seriously, I couldn't kill him in our match, why?

7) Power Surge
Scouts: Zoey & Android
Roamer: MERC
Pocket: Juggernaut
Demo: Shylo
Medic: Gollywobbler
Power Surge being built around 3 of the players from ReEnergized, a open team in S23, this team has improved a lot with their other pickups and I think will come out as the top team in Central Conference. I believe everyone on this roster has very good dm and are all capable of making plays, they just lack some small kinks and tricks. Not to mention both their scouts are very strong snipers to help break stalemates and earn picks while defending. Juggernaut also has very good ubers from what I have seen in scrims and matches.

8) Razer Synapse Loaded
Scouts: Duke-Em & Dunker
Roamer: Jsalz
Pocket: Trizzaa
Demoman: GGen
Medic: Sombre
I almost feel bad for putting this team at the end of my list, but with central conference not looking as strong compared to east conference its hard to tell who will really shine in playoffs. This team has very solid dm and a decent amount of experience that I think will help to continue them become a better team. Along with Power Surge, this is one of the central teams to watch out for in playoffs and see how they contend.

Honorable Mentions:
Farmers of Le Roundtable, ROPE, Depressed Weeaboos, Carpool Cucks, Rain Drop.

alright u cant blame that team dying on tiptoes he did nothing wrong

if anyone blame me

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I feel like mag and pinto are good enough by themselves to at least get raindrop an honorable mention

I would love to give Rain Drop an honorable mention, matter fact I would've ranked them in my top 8 for sure, but since I am pretty sure you guys have died with some of you splitting to IM, I decided to keep dead teams out the mix.

i believe their roster looks something like cat+wari on scout, chazzy+mag on soldier pinto on demo and foreign on medic. They're not dead.

Ok thanks for letting me know, sorry for misconception, Rain Drop is definitely worth an honorable mention

no worries fam, thanks for taking the time to do rankings. You should keep them going.

Good job dyl4n

Coon platoon and Carpool Cucks are sleepers for this division, impressive teamplay from both and the season just started

Just a correction for those of you writing power rankings. Connor will probably not be playing, and wretch has played nearly every match on demoknight. I think I had maybe two matches total on demo last season. If you're going for "finals roster" then maybe but you're better off listing wretch as spy/demo knight for the first 16 matches and maybe a few rounds of playoffs.

Open players disgust me. I’m a spy main and I’m sick to death of you ignorant bastards. For starters, no, I will not switch off spy. I don’t see how any of you have the right to tell us to main class, you dogs might see spy mains as flesh for your pleasure but NOTHING gives you the right to take advantage of a spy main just because you believe that you’re ‘stronger’ or ‘better.’

What gives you the right to think that you can tell us what to do? I will never be ordered around by an open player. Actually, I’m so passionate about this I managed to get this asshole open player suspended from esea for making sexist comments about me and ordering me to get him a fucking frag every minute. Now he’s learnt his lesson and is making ME the frag.

I weep for a world without open players, a paradise. Without open players there would be no crime, no wars and everyone would be treated equally.

Unfortunately, I can’t see my utopia happening anytime soon but I warn you, spy mains’s rights groups are still fighting for equality and in the future society might not be quite so lenient on you misogynist bastards.

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