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ok i need help BECAUSE MY FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD SON IS DOWNSTAIRS WITH A SHOTGUN AND 40 LOLLIPOPS. I TOLD HIM THAT HE COULDN'T HAVE A LOLLIPOP AFTER HE GOT HIS HAIRCUT AT SPORTS CLIPS (because you know that they have those lil buckets w lollipops) SO AFTER WE WENT HOME HE LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET, TOOK MY CAR, AND LITERALLY ROBBED THE CASHIER AT SPORTS CLIPS FOR ALL OF THE LOLLIPOPS AT GUNPOINT. WHEN HE GOT HOME HE TOOK ME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TIED ME UP AND LOCKED ME IN THE BEDROOM AND NOW HE'S GETTING MORE OF HIS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FRIENDS READY TO RAID CHUCK E CHEESE FOR ALL OF THEIR TOKENS. I EVEN HEAR TALKS OF "i want chuckie's FUCKING HEAD!" AND I'M TERRIFIED.

am i a terrible parent? any tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?

ok i need help BECAUSE MY FUCKING 7 YEAR OLD SON IS DOWNSTAIRS WITH A SHOTGUN AND 40 LOLLIPOPS. I TOLD HIM THAT HE COULDN'T HAVE A LOLLIPOP AFTER HE GOT HIS HAIRCUT AT SPORTS CLIPS (because you know that they have those lil buckets w lollipops) SO AFTER WE WENT HOME HE LOCKED ME IN THE CLOSET, TOOK MY CAR, AND LITERALLY ROBBED THE CASHIER AT SPORTS CLIPS FOR ALL OF THE LOLLIPOPS AT GUNPOINT. WHEN HE GOT HOME HE TOOK ME OUT OF THE CLOSET, TIED ME UP AND LOCKED ME IN THE BEDROOM AND NOW HE'S GETTING MORE OF HIS ELEMENTARY SCHOOL FRIENDS READY TO RAID CHUCK E CHEESE FOR ALL OF THEIR TOKENS. I EVEN HEAR TALKS OF "i want chuckie's FUCKING HEAD!" AND I'M TERRIFIED.

am i a terrible parent? any tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?
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#2
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nah ur ok

nah ur ok
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#3
TFCL
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In the 90's, I had my tamagotchi stolen at a chuck e cheese. So as far as I'm concerned, your son is doing gods work.

In the 90's, I had my tamagotchi stolen at a chuck e cheese. So as far as I'm concerned, your son is doing gods work.
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#4
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I googled "tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?" for the hell of it and the 2nd link is to a article where the opening statement is "I blame George Washington for my son’s obsession with guns."

I googled "tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?" for the hell of it and the 2nd link is to a article where the opening statement is "I blame George Washington for my son’s obsession with guns."
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#5
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TuryI googled "tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?" for the hell of it and the 2nd link is to a article where the opening statement is "I blame George Washington for my son’s obsession with guns."

damn how did you know that i was george washington...

[quote=Tury]I googled "tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?" for the hell of it and the 2nd link is to a article where the opening statement is "I blame George Washington for my son’s obsession with guns."[/quote]
damn how did you know that i was george washington...
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#6
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Maybe ur son DOES need some lollies you wood toothed fuck.......

Maybe ur son DOES need some lollies you wood toothed fuck.......
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#7
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haha more veggies at dinner. my grandson is 13, his name is chad.

love you chad

haha more veggies at dinner. my grandson is 13, his name is chad.

love you chad
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#8
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Your first mistake was getting his haircut at a place called sports clips

Your first mistake was getting his haircut at a place called sports clips
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#9
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pendaYour first mistake was getting his haircut at a place called sports clips

but thats where chad gets his hair cut. everyone wants to be like chad

[quote=penda]Your first mistake was getting his haircut at a place called sports clips[/quote]
but thats where chad gets his hair cut. everyone wants to be like chad
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#10
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where would u rather get ur haircut from?

great clips?

http://i.imgur.com/WkJyI13.jpg.png

or sports clips ?????

http://i.imgur.com/VSPMV0n.jpg.png

(they both suck)

where would u rather get ur haircut from?

great clips?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WkJyI13.jpg.png[/img]


or sports clips ?????

[img]http://i.imgur.com/VSPMV0n.jpg.png[/img]



(they both suck)
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#11
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midasam i a terrible parent? any tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?

Come bring this young lad to the range with me.

[quote=midas]
am i a terrible parent? any tips for 7 year olds that know how to handle loaded weapons and are hostile?[/quote]

Come bring this young lad to the range with me.
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#12
1 Frags +

Ask THEBILLDOZER for his fatherly advice

Ask THEBILLDOZER for his fatherly advice
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#13
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phobiawhere would u rather get ur haircut from?

great clips?

http://i.imgur.com/WkJyI13.jpg.png

or sports clips ?????

http://i.imgur.com/VSPMV0n.jpg.png

(they both suck)

Great clips is the ex-girlfriend of haircuts, 90% of the time it's terrible but I always keep coming back.

[quote=phobia]where would u rather get ur haircut from?

great clips?

[img]http://i.imgur.com/WkJyI13.jpg.png[/img]


or sports clips ?????

[img]http://i.imgur.com/VSPMV0n.jpg.png[/img]


(they both suck)[/quote]

Great clips is the ex-girlfriend of haircuts, 90% of the time it's terrible but I always keep coming back.
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#14
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This is why we need to kill all whites

This is why we need to kill all whites
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#15
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raid chuck-e-cheese with him

raid chuck-e-cheese with him
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#16
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wtf ryan lol

wtf ryan lol
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#17
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Dammit Ryan not again.

Dammit Ryan not again.
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#18
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chuck e cheese got that weak shit, them boys aiming too low
roller skating rinks have all the good shit, or those arcade games at the movies with tablets in them. now thats where its at

chuck e cheese got that weak shit, them boys aiming too low
roller skating rinks have all the good shit, or those arcade games at the movies with tablets in them. now thats where its at
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#19
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frag him

frag him
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#20
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Challenge him to mge, whoever wins gets the lollipop

Challenge him to mge, whoever wins gets the lollipop
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