yeah he only claimed to have the 5th best shotgun

5th best shotgun in the game 3 years running

Gee, the people on my team who all dislike me because I call them names and treat them like shit don't want to listen to my every command and perform all of my requests at their earliest opportunity. I wonder why?

https://youtu.be/tvTRZJ-4EyI

this song is needed here

hey perfection if your interested in getting better, im willing to go over some demos with you, because i am toxic just like you
add me here: http://steamcommunity.com/id/yight/

dishsoap is right, we need to follow kendrick's example and shit talk eachother using diss tracks instead of forum posts

If their calls are garbage and they aren't contributing anything useful, you just mute them and designate a new maincaller. It's pretty easy

http://i.imgur.com/KbYJShv.jpg

is this how you speak in scrims?
https://youtu.be/PUjd6fHqdHE?t=9s

let this be a lesson to any readers that you should figure out if someone is a toxic idiot or not BEFORE you put them on your team

Just a general curiosity but why would a scout sub with very limited 6's experience be main calling for a team that was 14-1 without him?

I'm going to be completely honest. Up to this point, and even now, we have no maincaller. Jugg and I, until he went to Roamer, would bounce calls off each other and commit to what the other person says trusting that they see something we don't or are about to do a lot of damage. While this system worked when Jugg and I played in silver, it is not working in High Open. We knew we needed a maincaller and were going to deal with it in the off-season. Until we had to tag in Perfection and he actually did it with some proficiency. Now, I said this once and I'll say it again, Perfection is not a horrible player. Only his attitude is. He misses some shots, sure, but he has had some impressive streaks and actually maincalled pretty well up until he started hating us for no apparent reason and we struggled to deal with his attitude when he became a main instead of a sub. He was a completely different person until we lost the metalworks match.

At the end of the day, what happened happened. It's in the past now, it's time to look to the future and getting something working for playoffs. Sorry this turned into a bit of an essay but as team leader I wanted to get something more out there after thinking about it for a few days.

just keep in mind circa drives a hard bargain, at one unusual per demo review that gnome insight had better be worth it for all your open kiddies

perfection is bad

i dont think ive ever heard anyone call viper a dm lord

http://i.imgur.com/CZ7sjLk.png

I hate anime

pretty sure he's referring to the name on my shotgun, but that's just a meme so idk

Psi: nintendo's voice actresses for english are like always so bad
barefoot_bandit lft: no duh
barefoot_bandit lft: nintendo is from japan
Psi: what
Psi: so all the voices in english when their products come to america are done by japanese girls?
Psi: in engrish?
barefoot_bandit lft: yes
Psi: is that gonna turn me into a weeb
barefoot_bandit lft: die

I Already knew nintendo was from japan but I didnt know they also did the english voices!

(V) (;,,;) (V) <------------------ haha guys check it out it is ZOIDBERG!!!!! wub wub wub who is with me

that wasnt exactly my point i was just on my phone when i posted that and didnt care to type out what i actually meant

i wanted people to listen to the chorus since they egos outta wack and they need to sit down and be humble

what u said works too tho gibby

I haven't seen enough playoffs predictions. Any upsets on the cards?

close matches will be

coon platoon vs weebs
cucks vs surge
rope vs brain
landed vs farmers

i was right

Yeah Coon platoon has that in the bag

i know i posted it only 2 days ago, but gonna repost with an update on when its closing since when i went to edit that stuff in like 2 more pages already went by with perfection drama, and also because people are talking about playoff predicts of recent anyways

http://challonge.com/ESEA_0_S24

Make your open predictions for playoffs, closing it 6 hours before playoff round 1 (4 PM EST april 13)

winner gets 2 TF2 keys/2CSGO keys (their preference). I'm just gonna use the email linked to the challonge account to get in touch with people

also if my retarded ass somehow wins im giving 2nd place keys

am i too late to tell akemi he sucks

yes

darn