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Monthly threads application thread
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After browsing these forums for a good 5 months now, it has become apparent to me a major underlying problem in the tf.tv community: no cohesion as to who will post what.

As we all know there a recurring threads which are posted in very similar patterns, be it from the infamous "tf2 center is bad!!" thread to the "are traps gay" thread. Therefore I propose that we reserve this thread as some sort of thread where you will all individually request who is to make a thread, as to reduce the amount of useless threads (but not completely eliminate).

The current meta for these types of threads involves the following:

  • Tf2Center Hate
  • Are traps gay
  • drama
  • Some random sub open player quits and thinks that he's important enough for his own fucking thread
  • b4nny yelling at some kid in pugchamp/b4nny hate thread
  • Whitelist thread/crusaders crossbow
  • is scout broken?!?!
  • Invite player left a roster/is quitting
  • Is invite dying?!?!
  • Is tf2 dead?!?!
  • r/f2 cringe thread
  • the lft/lfp thread posted outside of the recruitment section
  • where is X flag??
  • give demo a glock, Oasis mod, or whatever shitty meme is trending
  • mid open player making a lft im thread
  • happy birthday threads for random mid opens nobody knows about
  • who is the best XXX
  • some rando's brand new fps config
  • Best tf2 frag movie

please leave a comment if I forgot any important subjects

In applying to be in line to make one of these threads you will use this format

What thread do you want to make?
What is your in game alias?
How old are you?
Highest division you've played in?
What month do you wish to make the thread for?
What is your opinion on shitposting?

Based on your application, my team of highly trained professionals will review your application and either deny or accept you based on the quality of the application.

Accepted applications:

Tf2 Player Photoshop Memes
May: knsume
June:
July:
August:

Is Invite Dying?
May:
June: Cerdur
July:
August:

Some random sub open player quits and thinks that he's important enough for his own fucking thread
May: alder
June:
July:
August:

B4nny hate thread
January: Vulcan
February:
March:
April:

Any questions, comments, our concerns can be sent directly to me through either tf.tv or my steam profile

After browsing these forums for a good 5 months now, it has become apparent to me a major underlying problem in the tf.tv community: no cohesion as to who will post what.

As we all know there a recurring threads which are posted in very similar patterns, be it from the infamous "tf2 center is bad!!" thread to the "are traps gay" thread. Therefore I propose that we reserve this thread as some sort of thread where you will all individually request who is to make a thread, as to reduce the amount of useless threads (but not completely eliminate).

The current meta for these types of threads involves the following:
[list]
[*] Tf2Center Hate
[*] Are traps gay
[*] drama
[*] Some random sub open player quits and thinks that he's important enough for his own fucking thread
[*] b4nny yelling at some kid in pugchamp/b4nny hate thread
[*] Whitelist thread/crusaders crossbow
[*] is scout broken?!?!
[*] Invite player left a roster/is quitting
[*] Is invite dying?!?!
[*] Is tf2 dead?!?!
[*] r/f2 cringe thread
[*] the lft/lfp thread posted outside of the recruitment section
[*] where is X flag??
[*] give demo a glock, Oasis mod, or whatever shitty meme is trending
[*] mid open player making a lft im thread
[*] happy birthday threads for random mid opens nobody knows about
[*] who is the best XXX
[*] some rando's brand new fps config
[*] Best tf2 frag movie
[/list]
please leave a comment if I forgot any important subjects

In applying to be in line to make one of these threads you will use this format
[quote]
What thread do you want to make?
What is your in game alias?
How old are you?
Highest division you've played in?
What month do you wish to make the thread for?
What is your opinion on shitposting?
[/quote]

Based on your application, my team of highly trained professionals will review your application and either deny or accept you based on the quality of the application.

Accepted applications:

[b]Tf2 Player Photoshop Memes[/b]
May: knsume
June:
July:
August:

[b]Is Invite Dying?[/b]
May:
June: Cerdur
July:
August:

[b]Some random sub open player quits and thinks that he's important enough for his own fucking thread[/b]
May: alder
June:
July:
August:

[b]B4nny hate thread[/b]
January: Vulcan
February:
March:
April:

Any questions, comments, our concerns can be sent directly to me through either tf.tv or my steam profile
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#2
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ive done the math
we cant afford the cat

ive done the math
we cant afford the cat
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#3
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Seems like you got the basics down

Good stuff

Seems like you got the basics down

Good stuff
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#4
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are we becoming the soviet union where we have to make an application for everything in advance

are we becoming the soviet union where we have to make an application for everything in advance
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#5
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can i make the are traps gay thread

can i make the are traps gay thread
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I will be making a thread about tf2 player photoshop memes.
My alias is the same as my TFTV one
i am 18 but my mic voice is broken so i sound 12
highest div is esea open
i will be making the thread in may
Where to begin? Shitposting is an art form many of us take part in, but few of us truly understand. Occasionally we get glimpses of what it means to be a good shitposter, like when i made my give demo a glock thread, or the god tier "my dad thinks he's the heavy" thread. However, these glimpses are just that, and we never really move past that. Most of us move backwards, becoming worse and worse at shitposting until we finally get permabanned, like the late Pankeyman. I want to take a stance, and make sure that the shitposters of tftv become enlightened, and we may enter a golden era of shitposting. I am only here to seek guidance from shiposters past, learn from the best, and to reach enlightenment. Namaste.

I will be making a thread about tf2 player photoshop memes.
My alias is the same as my TFTV one
i am 18 but my [s]mic[/s] voice is broken so i sound 12
highest div is esea open
i will be making the thread in may
Where to begin? Shitposting is an art form many of us take part in, but few of us truly understand. Occasionally we get glimpses of what it means to be a good shitposter, like when i made my give demo a glock thread, or the god tier "my dad thinks he's the heavy" thread. However, these glimpses are just that, and we never really move past that. Most of us move backwards, becoming worse and worse at shitposting until we finally get permabanned, like the late Pankeyman. I want to take a stance, and make sure that the shitposters of tftv become enlightened, and we may enter a golden era of shitposting. I am only here to seek guidance from shiposters past, learn from the best, and to reach enlightenment. Namaste.
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#7
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Is invite dying?!?!
same as my reddit username
13 year young
i've only played pubs which makes me perfectly qualified to talk about invite
book me for june because i need time to prepare quality content
shitposting is bad unless it's supporting something i agree with

Is invite dying?!?!
same as my reddit username
13 year young
i've only played pubs which makes me perfectly qualified to talk about invite
book me for june because i need time to prepare quality content
shitposting is bad unless it's supporting something i agree with
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#8
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aieracan i make the are traps gay thread

Please use the application format provided

[quote=aiera]can i make the are traps gay thread[/quote]
Please use the application format provided
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#9
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can i make the "please leave a comment if i forgot any important subjects" thread
THE BILLDOZER
21
Played in IM, Coached in invite
April
shitposting is a necessary evil. i would end such a horrible part of our community if i could but unfortunately not everyone can do everything. whats important is that I do what I can and I will start with making this thread.

can i make the "please leave a comment if i forgot any important subjects" thread
THE BILLDOZER
21
Played in IM, Coached in invite
April
shitposting is a necessary evil. i would end such a horrible part of our community if i could but unfortunately not everyone can do everything. whats important is that I do what I can and I will start with making this thread.
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#10
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mid open player makes LFT IM thread

mid open player makes LFT IM thread
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lootmid open player makes LFT IM thread

Thank you very much for your insight!

As to everyone else, me and my team of professionals are currently in the process of reviewing your applications and we will post the results tomorrow!

[quote=loot]mid open player makes LFT IM thread[/quote]
Thank you very much for your insight!

As to everyone else, me and my team of professionals are currently in the process of reviewing your applications and we will post the results tomorrow!
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#12
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can i make the thread about how people keep making the same threads next month

can i make the thread about how people keep making the same threads next month
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#13
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Vulcanwhere is X flag??

how did I know you were gonna mention my thread

[quote=Vulcan]where is X flag??[/quote]

how did I know you were gonna mention my thread
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#14
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You forgot NA IM and open players being wished happy birthday

You forgot NA IM and open players being wished happy birthday
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knsumeI will be making a thread about tf2 player photoshop memes.
My alias is the same as my TFTV one
i am 18 but my mic voice is broken so i sound 12
highest div is esea open
i will be making the thread in may
Where to begin? Shitposting is an art form many of us take part in, but few of us truly understand. Occasionally we get glimpses of what it means to be a good shitposter, like when i made my give demo a glock thread, or the god tier "my dad thinks he's the heavy" thread. However, these glimpses are just that, and we never really move past that. Most of us move backwards, becoming worse and worse at shitposting until we finally get permabanned, like the late Pankeyman. I want to take a stance, and make sure that the shitposters of tftv become enlightened, and we may enter a golden era of shitposting. I am only here to seek guidance from shiposters past, learn from the best, and to reach enlightenment. Namaste.

Namaste my friend! This application truly gave me an insight into the art of shitposting! and because of that you have been accepted! Congratulations!

CerdurIs invite dying?!?!
same as my reddit username
13 year young
i've only played pubs which makes me perfectly qualified to talk about invite
book me for june because i need time to prepare quality content
shitposting is bad unless it's supporting something i agree with

Given your age this was quite the tough decision to make! My team was skeptical at first thinking that you might not be mature enough to handle this important project! But after reading your application more thoroughly, we feel as if you have truly captures the essence of shitposting! Don't let us down.
Accepted

THEBILLDOZERcan i make the "please leave a comment if i forgot any important subjects" thread
THE BILLDOZER
21
Played in IM, Coached in invite
April
shitposting is a necessary evil. i would end such a horrible part of our community if i could but unfortunately not everyone can do everything. whats important is that I do what I can and I will start with making this thread.

Hello THEBILLDOZER although this application at first glance appears to a well thought out application, on further inspection it became quite obvious that this is in fact a "shitpost".
Denied

alder (through pm)Hi, I'm applying for the "Some random sub open player quits and thinks that he's important enough for his own fucking thread" thread. (I think it's fitting because I am known as "Open Alder" and I will only be quitting for a total of one week anyways, making it a quality waste of time.)

My in game alias is Alder (Some of you know me as Awful)

I'm currently 18

I've played in the invitational division

I'd like to make it for this coming month, the month of May

My opinion of shitposting is that it's a great way to ruin the quality of any forum

This application is truly a model application, out of all the applications me and my team have received, yours shows the best comprehension of the tf.tv dream! Not only have you been accepted, but i also extend to you an invitation to join my elite team of tf.tv analysts!

[quote=knsume]I will be making a thread about tf2 player photoshop memes.
My alias is the same as my TFTV one
i am 18 but my [s]mic[/s] voice is broken so i sound 12
highest div is esea open
i will be making the thread in may
Where to begin? Shitposting is an art form many of us take part in, but few of us truly understand. Occasionally we get glimpses of what it means to be a good shitposter, like when i made my give demo a glock thread, or the god tier "my dad thinks he's the heavy" thread. However, these glimpses are just that, and we never really move past that. Most of us move backwards, becoming worse and worse at shitposting until we finally get permabanned, like the late Pankeyman. I want to take a stance, and make sure that the shitposters of tftv become enlightened, and we may enter a golden era of shitposting. I am only here to seek guidance from shiposters past, learn from the best, and to reach enlightenment. Namaste.[/quote]
Namaste my friend! This application truly gave me an insight into the art of shitposting! and because of that you have been accepted! Congratulations!

[quote=Cerdur]Is invite dying?!?!
same as my reddit username
13 year young
i've only played pubs which makes me perfectly qualified to talk about invite
book me for june because i need time to prepare quality content
shitposting is bad unless it's supporting something i agree with[/quote]
Given your age this was quite the tough decision to make! My team was skeptical at first thinking that you might not be mature enough to handle this important project! But after reading your application more thoroughly, we feel as if you have truly captures the essence of shitposting! Don't let us down.
Accepted

[quote=THEBILLDOZER]can i make the "please leave a comment if i forgot any important subjects" thread
THE BILLDOZER
21
Played in IM, Coached in invite
April
shitposting is a necessary evil. i would end such a horrible part of our community if i could but unfortunately not everyone can do everything. whats important is that I do what I can and I will start with making this thread.[/quote]
Hello THEBILLDOZER although this application at first glance appears to a well thought out application, on further inspection it became quite obvious that this is in fact a "shitpost".
Denied

[quote=alder (through pm)]Hi, I'm applying for the "Some random sub open player quits and thinks that he's important enough for his own fucking thread" thread. (I think it's fitting because I am known as "Open Alder" and I will only be quitting for a total of one week anyways, making it a quality waste of time.)

My in game alias is Alder (Some of you know me as Awful)

I'm currently 18

I've played in the invitational division

I'd like to make it for this coming month, the month of May

My opinion of shitposting is that it's a great way to ruin the quality of any forum[/quote]
This application is truly a model application, out of all the applications me and my team have received, yours shows the best comprehension of the tf.tv dream! Not only have you been accepted, but i also extend to you an invitation to join my elite team of tf.tv analysts!
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#16
7 Frags +

mute was not just a random sub open player.

he was a beloved bind-using, dog-posting, lovable guy.

i despise of you smearing mute's name

mute was not just a random sub open player.

he was a beloved bind-using, dog-posting, lovable guy.

i despise of you smearing mute's name
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#17
2 Frags +
tsarmute was not just a random sub open player.

he was a beloved bind-using, dog-posting, lovable guy.

i despise of you smearing mute's name

wasn't just him

[quote=tsar]mute was not just a random sub open player.

he was a beloved bind-using, dog-posting, lovable guy.

i despise of you smearing mute's name[/quote]
wasn't just him
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#18
-2 Frags +

only one at a time?

only one at a time?
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#19
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With great time and thought out into this, the team and I have decided to add another item to the list; who is the best XXX

Friendly reminder! The month of May is almost over, make sure you guys have made your threads!

With great time and thought out into this, the team and I have decided to add another item to the list; who is the best XXX

Friendly reminder! The month of May is almost over, make sure you guys have made your threads!
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#20
0 Frags +

Ahahahaha

Ahahahaha
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