Joy17 : I'm gonna tell my mom I told someone to kil himself
tangerine : what a bad boy
Joy17 : kys you have an sfm profile picture of a sniper with unusuals you are not even wearing
Joy17 : die
tangerine : :(
comcast is best service : joy17 your profile picture is a pink shadow the hedgehog
Joy17 : so?

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*DEAD* jmbrady565 : so god damn to playing fps games on ps4

*context: it was really late at night and I decided to join a 100% crit cp_orange server. I played Sniper with the Sydney Sleeper and eventually started getting called a hacker*

(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
Kimiko Sujiin: Can you niggers not?
Tetzio: (✿◠‿◠)/

LightsBane: tetzio is hacking

Kimiko Sujiin: Rape

cakeman: lol that backcap tho
LightsBane: tetzio your the worst person on earth
*DEAD* Tetzio: (◕‿◕✿)
Tetzio: (✿◠‿◠)/

cakeman: off to sears.
(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
(Voice) Tetzio: Thanks!
LightsBane: ok your all reported
Tetzio: (◕‿◕✿)

08:34:08 Holi: nah you can always learn something new m8
08:34:51 Fox C. Fluff: Not really.
08:35:05 Fox C. Fluff: You wouldn't know though.
08:35:11 Fox C. Fluff: Come talk to me in 6000 hours

wall of tempus quotes

bonus non tempus quote

krishfish has found: Ghostly Gibus
krishfish : i got the gasly gibbous

http://i.imgur.com/HFOVGaV.png

Pie row : and you could go to hell for hurting some ones feelings
Pie row : you wanted to suck your fatehrs cock
Pie row : poor kid he must be crying while mad at me
Pie row : you should go to hell
Pie row : bet you use that profile pic cuz you were made fun at school every bully hates you and teacher
Pie row : i bet your not really dat good against unusuals people iw ant to see it
Pie row : ill leave your jsut a kid
Server brought to you by obla and sm:)e
Pie row left the game (Disconnect by user.)

http://i.imgur.com/TJluXbZ.png

Celerity : that feeling when you are up late and your parents think you are asleep
Celerity : and you see your door opening
Celerity : but it's your cat
Carkoth : XD

pitch perfect 3: How do you swap heroes?

5 minutes later

pitch perfect 3: wtf this game is stupid :(
pitch perfect 3: overwatch is better

Reaper mexicano : larrylagsna i report you for motherfucker bad friend
*DEAD* Reaper mexicano : LARRYLASAGNA IS SATAN FUCK YOU SATAN !!!!!

there was more but i didnt feel like copy pasting 10 lines

http://i.imgur.com/z5AnijG.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/LhJ8D0X.png

*DEAD* SpiesCanFeelPain(SAA) : He found meg
(TEAM) tinmanrome1974 : ima be medic this round and macanic next round
(TEAM) zachkyle625 : how do you change to be a person on the enemy team with spy

*DEAD* Spam Always Works : i really need to stop walking in a straight line

RADICAL_RANDY defeated Box Spy in a duel with a score of 3 to 1!
Box Spy : go die in a deep hole and have donald trump shit in it as your funeral

i was just in a server against bary. he has twitch.tv in front of his name so my team referred to him as twitch the entire time. mostly e.g. "twitch is fucking hacking!"

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i didnt grab the exact quote but yesterday someone said something to the effect of "they have a wallhacking heavy. he is shooting through boulders"

(TEAM) Qsim : they got a century at the top of the hill on the right

(TEAM) coreblaster : gusy get back i us my super soad

MD : this team needs to be scrambled into an asylum
linkbros21 : DAMN MOUSER IS BROKEN I CANTR

Nassikka : kill that noob soldier play 24/7 in computer fat man

papacachala has renamed their Ghostly Gibus to Not a noob hat

"well fuck my man meats"
Jesus christ I laughed

PTDoors : guys I fucked a girl today, IM NOT A VIRGIN, IM SO HAPPY
woodencrumb : FUCK OFF
Sirom : (◕‿◕✿)
Spring Look : thats weird
rxg | LizardoX : k

http://i.imgur.com/nNII2Wm.png

SaladMeyer : I have my uber set to c
*You will spawn as Demoman
*DEAD* Detr0y : um
Detr0y : well then
SaladMeyer : small keyboard
*DEAD* sibby : why not right click
SaladMeyer : trackpad

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