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TF2 Blog: "Team Fortress Turns 21"
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http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31954

TF TeamTeam Fortress turns twenty-one years old today, which is a pretty big milestone. We can now legally drink, join the army, gamble at casinos, get a driver's license, obtain a concealed weapons permit, and go to the bathroom in pretty much any state you want to name. But all that's small stupid potatoes compared to a little loophole we uncovered: When you're 21, you can adopt a baby in Colorado, Delaware, and Oklahoma.

https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/news/31954/team_crabwalk_rocketjump_fortress.jpg?t=1496190709

...continued because TFTV's forum doesn't like images inside of quotesSay hello to Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress from Colorado! She's pretty small, so we had to get her a couple of books to sit on to reach the keyboard. So far all she does is poop, cry and code, which is making the other TF2 team members jealous, because up until now that's mostly been their job. Welcome to the free market, boyos.
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=31954

[quote=TF Team]Team Fortress turns twenty-one years old today, which is a pretty big milestone. We can now legally drink, join the army, gamble at casinos, get a driver's license, obtain a concealed weapons permit, and go to the bathroom in pretty much any state you want to name. But all that's small stupid potatoes compared to a little loophole we uncovered: When you're 21, you can [url=http://www.americanadoptions.com/adopt/requirements_to_adopt]adopt a baby in Colorado, Delaware, and Oklahoma[/url].[/quote]

[img]https://steamcdn-a.akamaihd.net/steam/news/31954/team_crabwalk_rocketjump_fortress.jpg?t=1496190709[/img]

[quote=...continued because TFTV's forum doesn't like images inside of quotes]Say hello to Team Crabwalk Rocketjump Fortress from Colorado! She's pretty small, so we had to get her a couple of books to sit on to reach the keyboard. So far all she does is poop, cry and code, which is making the other TF2 team members jealous, because up until now that's mostly been their job. Welcome to the free market, boyos.[/quote]
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awwww shooooo quuuute

awwww shooooo quuuute
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haHAA

haHAA
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Now we know who to blame for all the bugs in tf2.

On the flip side, she's so cute, so all blame is absolved.

Now we know who to blame for all the bugs in tf2.

On the flip side, she's so cute, so all blame is absolved.
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"legally drink"
huh? that was 3 years ago
are they gonna wait for the legal retirement age to drop the pyro update?

"legally drink"
huh? that was 3 years ago
are they gonna wait for the legal retirement age to drop the pyro update?
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drinking age is 21 in most of the US, sage. Poor sods.

drinking age is 21 in most of the US, sage. Poor sods.
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I like how they posted it at the same time as their i61 announcement, but you have to scroll down to see the competitive stuff and most people won't do that.

I like how they posted it at the same time as their i61 announcement, but you have to scroll down to see the competitive stuff and most people won't do that.
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how many people thinking Pyro update gonna hit at TF2's birthday? lol

how many people thinking Pyro update gonna hit at TF2's birthday? lol
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cute, but it doesn't top this

http://i.imgur.com/oAWkRwN.png

cute, but it doesn't top this

[img]http://i.imgur.com/oAWkRwN.png[/img]
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cool where is the pyro update

cool where is the pyro update
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that feeling when your favorite game developer has become an adoption clinic

that feeling when your favorite game developer has become an adoption clinic
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toads_tfcool where is the pyro update

it's going to be on halloween so stop complaining, they are short on staff for tf2, with the recent projects they have been playing with can you not understand the lack of coders and programmers willing to spend time on this ancient game. they are clearly trying to time it with the hype with the It release, it's a matter of timing and theme, I mean damn give them a break you think you are getting a major class changing update and a 2nd annual holiday with what's currently going on?!

jesus be realistic you little animals, goddamn they need that time if anything, they have only so many developers, programmers and coders like hell you think this shit is gunna happen in a day?

I sware sometimes people don't realize the work that goes into this stuff.

[quote=toads_tf]cool where is the pyro update[/quote]

it's going to be on halloween so stop complaining, they are short on staff for tf2, with the recent projects they have been playing with can you not understand the lack of coders and programmers willing to spend time on this ancient game. they are clearly trying to time it with the hype with the [b]It[/b] release, it's a matter of timing and theme, I mean damn give them a break you think you are getting a major class changing update and a 2nd annual holiday with what's currently going on?!

jesus be realistic you little animals, goddamn they need that time if anything, they have only so many developers, programmers and coders like hell you think this shit is gunna happen in a day?

I sware sometimes people don't realize the work that goes into this stuff.
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morwannegI like how they posted it at the same time as their i61 announcement, but you have to scroll down to see the competitive stuff and most people won't do that.

The i61 announcement was under "News", but then people were complaining about it so they moved it to "Blog".

[quote=morwanneg]I like how they posted it at the same time as their i61 announcement, but you have to scroll down to see the competitive stuff and most people won't do that.[/quote]
The i61 announcement was under "News", but then people were complaining about it so they moved it to "Blog".
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futureit's going to be on halloween

it'd better fucken not be

futureI sware sometimes people don't realize the work that goes into this stuff.

this is what everyone thought about MYM when we still thought that would be a big deal, I'm quite happy to be cynical and bitter until they show us results this time, especially when we wait this long for ANYTHING resembling an actual game update and not a fucking hat dump.

[quote=future]it's going to be on halloween[/quote]
it'd better fucken not be
[quote=future]I sware sometimes people don't realize the work that goes into this stuff.[/quote]
this is what everyone thought about MYM when we still thought that would be a big deal, I'm quite happy to be cynical and bitter until they show us results this time, especially when we wait this long for ANYTHING resembling an actual game update and not a fucking hat dump.
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it's going to be halloween. just chill out, give them time this isn't a community update it's a update being made by whatever is left in the team fortress 2 studio, I mean think about it we are pretty much worthless they are busy shoving a card game down buyers throats as a revenge plan against overwatch, you think they are gunna put out actual mann power into the goddamn game that got ripped off to begin with? not if it flips a profit time wise in that place, go watch wolf on walstreet that's literally what's happening in that building

it's going to be halloween. just chill out, give them time this isn't a community update it's a update being made by whatever is left in the team fortress 2 studio, I mean think about it we are pretty much worthless they are busy shoving a card game down buyers throats as a revenge plan against overwatch, you think they are gunna put out actual mann power into the goddamn game that got ripped off to begin with? not if it flips a profit time wise in that place, go watch wolf on walstreet that's literally what's happening in that building
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At this point I rather wish they didn't try to cram all their work into one "MASSIVE" update and instead released things step by step over the summer. Not only we could have stuff like the balance changes and matchmaking overhaul already, you just know that the game is going to be so broken the first few days after the update hits.

At this point I rather wish they didn't try to cram all their work into one "MASSIVE" update and instead released things step by step over the summer. Not only we could have stuff like the balance changes and matchmaking overhaul already, you just know that the game is going to be so broken the first few days after the update hits.
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