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etney joins The Sparkle Gang
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Tery_
October 6, 2017

In the aftermath of pocket soldier mirrorman departing for Black Swan, The Sparkle Gang have reacted quickly by adding etney to their roster. This change comes just before their match against Faint Gaming later this week.

etney started playing ESEA in Season 17 and has a couple seasons of experience at the Open playoff and Intermediate level under his belt. He is perhaps best known in the Highlander sphere as a soldier on teams such as Kids Next Door. Coincidentally, his last appearance in ESEA was in Season 24 as pocket for The Sparkle Gang during their Intermediate campaign. With mirrorman out, he will reprise the pocket soldier role for The Sparkle Gang moving forward.

When asked about the pocket swap, june had this to say:

After months of emptiness in his heart, etney has, at long last, rekindled his inner weeb, and we at Sparkle Gang are all very happy to welcome him back to pocket soldier. Etney's ability to puke damage out without eating heals is perfect for our Scout-centric playstyle, and we expect great things moving forward this season.

The new roster for The Sparkle Gang is:

  • Scout: lily
  • Scout: Stochast1c
  • Roamer: june
  • Pocket: etney
  • Demoman: smitty
  • Medic: split
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#1
33 Frags +

Ya I've played with etney on pocket, he's actually crazy at it.

Ya I've played with etney on pocket, he's actually crazy at it.
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#2
17 Frags +

go etney!

go etney!
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#3
28 Frags +

etney is a sleeper

etney is a sleeper
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#4
7 Frags +

Yo wtf. Etney havent played in like forever. Welcome Back :o

Yo wtf. Etney havent played in like forever. Welcome Back :o
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#5
24 Frags +

etney was my favorite pocket I ever medded for (sorry nursey)

etney was my favorite pocket I ever medded for (sorry nursey)
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#6
7 Frags +

Etney in invite
Pogchamp

Etney in invite
Pogchamp
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#7
8 Frags +

I remember playing with Etney once in UGC Gold HL, what a gamer - Good Luck Mange

I remember playing with Etney once in UGC Gold HL, what a gamer - Good Luck Mange
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#8
-9 Frags +

yo etney if ur reading this u blow

yo etney if ur reading this u blow
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#9
-6 Frags +

I never thought the day would come

I never thought the day would come
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#10
6 Frags +

is smitty a weeb

is smitty a weeb
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#11
13 Frags +
rowpiecesis smitty a weeb

don't you ever insult smitty like that again

[quote=rowpieces]is smitty a weeb[/quote]
don't you ever insult smitty like that again
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#12
12 Frags +
rowpiecesis smitty a weeb

NO

[quote=rowpieces]is smitty a weeb[/quote]

NO
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#13
10 Frags +

If there's anything I've learned about smitty in these couple of days, it's that he is the biggest weeb on the team.

If there's anything I've learned about smitty in these couple of days, it's that he is the biggest weeb on the team.
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#14
11 Frags +

They're trying to troll me please don't listen to them it's thanksgiving I just want to enjoy the day with my family peacefully

They're trying to troll me please don't listen to them it's thanksgiving I just want to enjoy the day with my family peacefully
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#15
1 Frags +

accident post sry

accident post sry
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#16
4 Frags +

woah i didnt see this, go etney!

woah i didnt see this, go etney!
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#17
3 Frags +
EtneyIf there's anything I've learned about smitty in these couple of days, it's that he is the biggest weeb on the team.

how can he be the biggest weeb on the team if ur on it

[quote=Etney]If there's anything I've learned about smitty in these couple of days, it's that he is the biggest weeb on the team.[/quote]
how can he be the biggest weeb on the team if ur on it
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