ESEA Season 28 Open Happenings/Discussion

#511

GrapeJuiceIII

9 Frags – +

"if i can fit a stapler between my tits, i can fit anything" -crasian's girlfriend

#512

Gritoma

2 Frags – +

weekly contribution to 100-page open thread :)

#513

dot_

-4 Frags – +

WHICH VIRGIN MOD REMOVED MY POST LMAO

#514

5unny

0 Frags – +

dot_WHICH VIRGIN MOD REMOVED MY POST LMAO

what was ur post

[quote=dot_]WHICH VIRGIN MOD REMOVED MY POST LMAO[/quote]
what was ur post

#515

5unny

2 Frags – +

also @1998greenmustang, what was the inspiration for your name

#516

Infinity_

-6 Frags – +

shout out to impropah for trying to slime out a win by taking advatage of our playing havent esea client issues :D

#517

mochi

1 Frags – +

Infinity_shout out to impropah for trying to slime out a win by taking advatage of our playing havent esea client issues :D

you guys broke at least two rules during the match, three if you count the fact that you were being toxic

[quote=Infinity_]shout out to impropah for trying to slime out a win by taking advatage of our playing havent esea client issues :D[/quote]
you guys broke at least two rules during the match, three if you count the fact that you were being toxic

#518

1998greenmustang

26 Frags – +

weebasaurus_rexalso @1998greenmustang, what was the inspiration for your name

car.

[quote=weebasaurus_rex]also @1998greenmustang, what was the inspiration for your name[/quote]

car.

#519

zanda

2 Frags – +

gg morose!

#520

scratchh

-4 Frags – +

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#521

Tery_

4 Frags – +

Wait since when was ether in Open?

#522

dishsoap

2 Frags – +

since about now-ish

#523

dot_

3 Frags – +

since i was cut for ether

#524

Infinity_

-7 Frags – +

well played at the end, but you guys were really acting like 12 year olds at the beginging.

#525

zyehac

6 Frags – +

5ping.Infinity__ : I was trying to be mature and civil, but slime children never change

#526

impropah

10 Frags – +

despacito

#527

glass

6 Frags – +

slime children

#528

Antimoon

-1 Frags – +

boxcaryou guys broke at least two rules during the match

Which?

[quote=boxcar]you guys broke at least two rules during the match[/quote]
Which?

#529

TacoBell

3 Frags – +

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#530

Hudsen

5 Frags – +

Tery_Wait since when was ether in Open?

he joined the 11th, the day black swan black played my team on gully

I personally wasn't very happy about it, especially once he went demo the 2nd half but I only speak for myself

[quote=Tery_]Wait since when was ether in Open?[/quote]
he joined the 11th, the day black swan black played my team on gully

I personally wasn't very happy about it, especially once he went demo the 2nd half but I only speak for myself

#531

mochi

-3 Frags – +

Antimoonboxcaryou guys broke at least two rules during the matchWhich?

you're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half

[quote=Antimoon][quote=boxcar]you guys broke at least two rules during the match[/quote]
Which?[/quote]
you're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half

#532

Antimoon

2 Frags – +

boxcarAntimoonboxcaryou guys broke at least two rules during the matchWhich?you're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half

There's nothing about either of those in the ESEA League Rules, the closest I can see is the wording about pausing in the player disconnect section.

[quote=boxcar][quote=Antimoon][quote=boxcar]you guys broke at least two rules during the match[/quote]
Which?[/quote]
you're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half[/quote]
There's nothing about either of those in the ESEA League Rules, the closest I can see is the wording about pausing in the player disconnect section.

#533

bryce

0 Frags – +

ScratchhbrycePanda_RaceCar37I found out yesterday that della is fast freak but della and scratchh are two different players, i have had numerous talks with della thinking it was scratchh this world is a liehttps://i.imgur.com/KPJYwgb.png
by Transitive Relation, if Scratchh is della and Scratchh is gay, Della is Gay.Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・

NOT PRETENDING BTW

[quote=Scratchh][quote=bryce][quote=Panda_RaceCar37]I found out yesterday that della is fast freak but della and scratchh are two different players, i have had numerous talks with della thinking it was scratchh this world is a lie[/quote]
[img]https://i.imgur.com/KPJYwgb.png[/img]
by Transitive Relation, if Scratchh is della and Scratchh is gay, Della is Gay.[/quote]
Dicks are so cute omg(⁄ ⁄•⁄ω⁄•⁄ ⁄)⁄ when you hold one in your hand and it starts twitching its like its nuzzling you(/ω＼) or when they perk up and look at you like" owo nya? :3c" hehe ~ penis-kun is happy to see me!!（＾ワ＾） and the most adorable thing ever is when sperm-sama comes out but theyre rlly shy so u have to work hard!!(๑•̀ㅁ•́๑)✧ but when penis-kun and sperm-sama meet and theyre blushing and all like "uwaaa~!" (ﾉ´ヮ´)ﾉ: ･ﾟhehehe~penis-kun is so adorable (●´Д｀●)・[/quote]

NOT PRETENDING BTW

#534

bryce

1 Frags – +

Panda_RaceCar37SharkitectMID SEASON POWER RANKINGS
https://pastebin.com/SDJuukQs

*take discretion, this is only my second season of open and my knowledge of players is limited*パワーランキングから私のチームを取る....今すぐ

[quote=Panda_RaceCar37][quote=Sharkitect][b]MID SEASON POWER RANKINGS[/b]
https://pastebin.com/SDJuukQs

*take discretion, this is only my second season of open and my knowledge of players is limited*[/quote]
パワーランキングから私のチームを取る....今すぐ[/quote]

#535

TacoBell

6 Frags – +

.

#536

della

-2 Frags – +

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300539408963076097/457082146860040204/image.png

i got a wanderlust one

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/300539408963076097/457082146860040204/image.png

i got a wanderlust one

#537

hellstar

8 Frags – +

flank scout sucks I need the beam

#538

Infinity_

3 Frags – +

boxcaryou're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half

"Once a match goes live, it cannot be restarted, if a player disconnects, pause the match."

"Player Disconnect - if a player disconnects, ONLY the Captain (or a designated player if the Captain disconnects) of the disconnected team may pause the round. The match will remain paused for five minutes, at which point the match can be unpaused by either team after issuing a 5 second warning. This means that games can be paused for longer than 5 minutes if the non-disconnected team agrees with extending the pause. Not unpausing the match will be seen as tacit approval of a pause extension. Teams are limited to 2 pause during regulation and 1 pause per each overtime set."

We used our 2 legal pauses because of client issues and we were discussing what we wanted to do, and the other 2 were when laxon and sherwood disconnected; we were following the rules, not breaking them. Also, there's nothing in the rules saying you can't bring in a sub during the first half. I don't understand where you're getting this.

https://puu.sh/AFNlU/a3dd849b46.png
https://puu.sh/AFNm5/20d3c56151.png

The only rule we broke was not giving a 5 second countdown because we were trying to explain to the children that we paused because our player disconnected, and used up our 6 messages.

[quote=boxcar]you're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half[/quote]

"Once a match goes live, it cannot be restarted, if a player disconnects, pause the match."

"Player Disconnect - if a player disconnects, ONLY the Captain (or a designated player if the Captain disconnects) of the disconnected team may pause the round. The match will remain paused for five minutes, at which point the match can be unpaused by either team after issuing a 5 second warning. This means that games can be paused for longer than 5 minutes if the non-disconnected team agrees with extending the pause. Not unpausing the match will be seen as tacit approval of a pause extension. Teams are limited to 2 pause during regulation and 1 pause per each overtime set."

We used our 2 legal pauses because of client issues and we were discussing what we wanted to do, and the other 2 were when laxon and sherwood disconnected; we were following the rules, not breaking them. Also, there's nothing in the rules saying you can't bring in a sub during the first half. I don't understand where you're getting this.

https://puu.sh/AFNlU/a3dd849b46.png
https://puu.sh/AFNm5/20d3c56151.png

The only rule we broke was not giving a 5 second countdown because we were trying to explain to the children that we paused because our player disconnected, and used up our 6 messages.

#539

GrapeJuiceIII

6 Frags – +

ShiningStarflank scout sucks I need the beam

no

[quote=ShiningStar]flank scout sucks I need the beam[/quote]
no

#540

hellstar

7 Frags – +

Infinity_boxcaryou're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half essay

so you paused 4 times?

[quote=Infinity_][quote=boxcar]you're not allowed to pause more than one time during a half and you're not allowed to bring a player in until after the first half[/quote] essay [/quote]
so you paused 4 times?