GoaskAliceA dad a mum and three kids go on a family vacation to a theme park.
Next the mum takes the dad on the dragon ride.
And the son takes the mum on the water slide.
Lastly the dad takes the mum and all 4 kids back home.
how is this possible
Option 1.
They left little billy at the theme park last year and are bringing him back home.
Option 2.
1 of the "kids" is old enough to work at the theme park or meet them at the theme park. Likely the Son that took mom on the waterslide.
Option 3.
Dad or mom had a kid with someone else who meet them at the theme park and it was Dad or mom's turn to have the kid for a week/whatever and thus went back with them.
Option 4.
"Next the mum takes the dad on the dragon ride." euphemism for sex
"And the son takes the mum on the water slide." euphemism for birth
[quote=GoaskAlice]A dad a mum and three kids go on a family vacation to a theme park.
Next the mum takes the dad on the dragon ride.
And the son takes the mum on the water slide.
Lastly the dad takes the mum and all 4 kids back home.
how is this possible[/quote]
Option 1.
They left little billy at the theme park last year and are bringing him back home.
Option 2.
1 of the "kids" is old enough to work at the theme park or meet them at the theme park. Likely the Son that took mom on the waterslide.
Option 3.
Dad or mom had a kid with someone else who meet them at the theme park and it was Dad or mom's turn to have the kid for a week/whatever and thus went back with them.
Option 4.
"Next the mum takes the dad on the dragon ride." euphemism for sex
"And the son takes the mum on the water slide." euphemism for birth
Se7ensmzidad, his daughter, her three kids
tbh if this isn't the right answer the riddle isn't good.
this is perfectly coherent.
It can't be the right answer. Last sentence says:
''Lastly the dad takes the mum and all 4 kids back home.''
You could arguably say it's coherent if it said something like ''the dad takes all 4 kids back home'' but we have the mum AND all 4 kids, so the mum is not included in the group of kids.
[quote=Se7en][quote=smzi]dad, his daughter, her three kids[/quote]
tbh if this isn't the right answer the riddle isn't good.
this is perfectly coherent.[/quote]
It can't be the right answer. Last sentence says:
''Lastly the dad takes the mum and all 4 kids back home.''
You could arguably say it's coherent if it said something like ''the dad takes all 4 kids back home'' but we have the mum AND all 4 kids, so the mum is not included in the group of kids.
The Riddler strikes again
The Riddler strikes again
It's an acrostic for ANAL? If that's how the "dragon was ridden," then the mom probably isn't pregnant.
Did the mom and dad have anal sex and that like made her begin birth or something? Just wondering because there was something like that on the tv show friends, lol. The son taking her to the water slide is her birthing him. This is a legitimate attempt at answering btw.
It's an acrostic for ANAL? If that's how the "dragon was ridden," then the mom probably isn't pregnant.
Did the mom and dad have anal sex and that like made her begin birth or something? Just wondering because there was something like that on the tv show friends, lol. The son taking her to the water slide is her birthing him. This is a legitimate attempt at answering btw.
why the fuck did admins dumpster this thread jesus fuck it's not even a shitpost we're just having some fun with a bloody riddle fuck and idk if it was posted in off topic but even if it wasn't y'all could've simply moved the thread to off topic rather than be dicks and dumpster it
what the heck???
Edit: Admins undumpstered thread now. Thank you for being reasonable
why the fuck did admins dumpster this thread jesus fuck it's not even a shitpost we're just having some fun with a bloody riddle fuck and idk if it was posted in off topic but even if it wasn't y'all could've simply moved the thread to off topic rather than be dicks and dumpster it
what the heck???
Edit: Admins undumpstered thread now. Thank you for being reasonable
GIVE US THE ASNWER U FUCK PLEASE ill pay yuou
GIVE US THE ASNWER U FUCK PLEASE ill pay yuou
GoaskAliceA dad a mum and three kids go on a family vacation to a theme park.
Next the mum takes the dad on the dragon ride.
And the son takes the mum on the water slide.
Lastly the dad takes the mum and all 4 kids back home.
how is this possible
[quote=GoaskAlice][b][u]A[/u][/b] dad a mum and three kids go on a family vacation to a theme park.
[b][u]N[/u][/b]ext the mum takes the dad on the dragon ride.
[b][u]A[/u][/b]nd the son takes the mum on the water slide.
[b][u]L[/u][/b]astly the dad takes the mum and all 4 kids back home.
how is this possible[/quote]
Se7ensmzidad, his daughter, her three kids
tbh if this isn't the right answer the riddle isn't good.
this is perfectly coherent.
It would need to be a mom, her son, and his 3 kids, since in the end it specifies that he takes the mom and all 4 kids home.
[quote=Se7en][quote=smzi]dad, his daughter, her three kids[/quote]
tbh if this isn't the right answer the riddle isn't good.
this is perfectly coherent.[/quote]
It would need to be a mom, her son, and his 3 kids, since in the end it specifies that he takes the mom [u]and[/u] all 4 kids home.
their adopted child was at the theme park so they went there had some fun and they picked him up
their adopted child was at the theme park so they went there had some fun and they picked him up
Dad, Grandmother, and 3 sisters/daughters. Everyone in this scenario is somebody's 'kid' and the dad and son are the same person.
Dad, Grandmother, and 3 sisters/daughters. Everyone in this scenario is somebody's 'kid' and the dad and son are the same person.
If we assume it's an acrostic poem for anal, it has ABBC rhyme scheme. A BBC. There is a BBC-themed amusement park planned for 2020 in Kent, England. BBC has also promised that half its workforce will be women by 2020. So at least half the employees at the park will be women. While the son is taking the mom on the water slide, the dad is doing anal with one of the many female employees. If we assume that the mom and dad have an open marriage (it's 2020, so yeah.) Then it would be reasonable for the girl to go home with them so that the mom can join in on the fun too. Further, in England the age of consent is 16. But you aren't legally an adult until 18. So the female employee could technically be a kid and everything would be A-ok!
If we assume it's an acrostic poem for anal, it has ABBC rhyme scheme. A BBC. There is a BBC-themed amusement park planned for 2020 in Kent, England. BBC has also promised that half its workforce will be women by 2020. So at least half the employees at the park will be women. While the son is taking the mom on the water slide, the dad is doing anal with one of the many female employees. If we assume that the mom and dad have an open marriage (it's 2020, so yeah.) Then it would be reasonable for the girl to go home with them so that the mom can join in on the fun too. Further, in England the age of consent is 16. But you aren't legally an adult until 18. So the female employee could technically be a kid and everything would be A-ok!
lol the dad got pegged and the mom concieved a child if u think about it
lol the dad got pegged and the mom concieved a child if u think about it
My guess is it's a play on the word "kids" and it's double meaning.
So 1 dad, 1 mother, 1 son and 3 goats.
My guess is it's a play on the word "kids" and it's double meaning.
So 1 dad, 1 mother, 1 son and 3 goats.
It was Freddys Theme park and they Took a dead child from Animatronic.
It was Freddys Theme park and they Took a dead child from Animatronic.
the dad rode a young dragon and he is riding the young dragon (a kid dragon) home with the mum and 3 kids
the dad rode a young dragon and he is riding the young dragon (a kid dragon) home with the mum and 3 kids
if polyhedra P and Q, with dihedral angles {a_{1}, ..., a_{r}} and {b_{1}, ..., b_{r}} respectively, are equidecomposable, then there are positive integers m_{i}, n_{j}, and an integer k such that
m_{1} a_{1} + ... + m_{r} a_{r} = n_{1} b_{1} + ... + n_{s} b_{s} + k (pi).
the same holds more generally if P and Q are equicomplementable
if polyhedra P and Q, with dihedral angles {a_{1}, ..., a_{r}} and {b_{1}, ..., b_{r}} respectively, are equidecomposable, then there are positive integers m_{i}, n_{j}, and an integer k such that
m_{1} a_{1} + ... + m_{r} a_{r} = n_{1} b_{1} + ... + n_{s} b_{s} + k (pi).
the same holds more generally if P and Q are equicomplementable
Bob_MarleyIf we assume it's an acrostic poem for anal, it has ABBC rhyme scheme. A BBC. There is a BBC-themed amusement park planned for 2020 in Kent, England. BBC has also promised that half its workforce will be women by 2020. So at least half the employees at the park will be women. While the son is taking the mom on the water slide, the dad is doing anal with one of the many female employees. If we assume that the mom and dad have an open marriage (it's 2020, so yeah.) Then it would be reasonable for the girl to go home with them so that the mom can join in on the fun too. Further, in England the age of consent is 16. But you aren't legally an adult until 18. So the female employee could technically be a kid and everything would be A-ok!
Why are they making an amusement park themed around big black cock?
[quote=Bob_Marley]If we assume it's an acrostic poem for anal, it has ABBC rhyme scheme. A BBC. There is a BBC-themed amusement park planned for 2020 in Kent, England. BBC has also promised that half its workforce will be women by 2020. So at least half the employees at the park will be women. While the son is taking the mom on the water slide, the dad is doing anal with one of the many female employees. If we assume that the mom and dad have an open marriage (it's 2020, so yeah.) Then it would be reasonable for the girl to go home with them so that the mom can join in on the fun too. Further, in England the age of consent is 16. But you aren't legally an adult until 18. So the female employee could technically be a kid and everything would be A-ok![/quote]
Why are they making an amusement park themed around big black cock?
When can we expect an answer?
When can we expect an answer?
first answer was prob the right answer he just said wrong to keep the thread going
first answer was prob the right answer he just said wrong to keep the thread going
It's been a day since they last commented in this thread
I need an answer goddammit
It's been a day since they last commented in this thread
I need an answer goddammit
Are all of you forgetting ops past. Known shitposter
Are all of you forgetting ops past. Known shitposter
they left the 4th kid in the car.
dad mum and 3 kids go to the theme park but he takes all 4 kids home.
they left the 4th kid in the car.
dad mum and 3 kids go to the theme park but he [b]takes[/b] all 4 kids home.
Cyanicthey left the 4th kid in the car.
dad mum and 3 kids go to the theme park but he takes all 4 kids home.
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/281/994/68d.png
[quote=Cyanic]they left the 4th kid in the car.
dad mum and 3 kids go to the theme park but he [b]takes[/b] all 4 kids home.[/quote]
https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/281/994/68d.png
anyone wanna transcribe this, I'm on data
anyone wanna transcribe this, I'm on data
i never actually thought that could be the answer. and the water slide meaning was pretty interesting aswell thanks man interesting riddle, do more if you come across shit like this bro this mad entertaining
i never actually thought that could be the answer. and the water slide meaning was pretty interesting aswell thanks man interesting riddle, do more if you come across shit like this bro this mad entertaining
So basically the riddle wasn't only the OP but also the whole thread, mad props to this guy for getting the right answer:
vulcAre all of you forgetting ops past. Known shitposter
So basically the riddle wasn't only the OP but also the whole thread, mad props to this guy for getting the right answer:
[quote=vulc]Are all of you forgetting ops past. Known shitposter[/quote]
Damn the answer blew my mind
Damn the answer blew my mind