people who try to sell their used shit for a price resembling retail cost

if i wanted to pay 100 dollars for a 4-drawer dresser i would just go to ikea and pay the $120 to purchase it new instead of looking for a used one online

When someone leaves my room door open after talking to me when it was shut

when you absolutely destroy someone and a scout steals your kill

ya fuck you mom

when u hit two 100's in a row as scout but the guy has a buff and some soldier splash damages ur kill

when i visit cali those fuckers put too much fucking avocado on every goddamn thing. at first i didnt really mind it, but the more different things i tried, the more i realized that those sons of bitches were just putting that goddamn fruit on everything and diluting the taste. when i eat a sandwich that has guac on it, i expect just a hint of it. i dont expect nor want the fucking bacon and ham and cheese sandwich that i ordered to taste like a weirdly textured avocado. when i order sushi, i expect there to be a tiny piece of avocado on it, i dont expect pieces as big as the fish on it. these small occurrences of there being just a bit too much avocado has ruined avocados for me. i now always ask for none of that shit. avocados taste like fucking air, i do not want to order some expensive ass food and taste fucking air.

wtf ru talking about u ugly fuck?

people using slurs in pugs when I'm just trying to have fun playing some tf2

the p90 in fortnite

when you take a shit and the water splashes up your ass

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Counterpoint: Both teams trying in a pug and having someone go perma-spy even though it pisses 11 people off.

https://youtu.be/-XNDM4eAn1U

SAME OH MY FUCKING GOD I HATE THAT SO MUCH JESUS CHRIST

yo i actually saw this video a year ago and it changed my life forever, bless Smarter Every Day

this is gonna sound ridiculous but i keep noticing that one of my family members keeps turning the shower head to the side so when you face the 'front' wall its always sideways from you, this is so minuscule but ive been freaking out over this over the past few days so much that last time i almost broke that thing trying to forcefully place it back lmao

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people who don't put the shopping cart back and leave it in the parking lot

when you have a conversation with someone and they reply only stuff like "yeah" "lmao" "nice" makes me fucking die can you pls at least try saying something else

also when people point out my dog barks because he an old boy annoys me a lot. I just go mute or push to talk if its necessary for me to voice

poor mans bidet

learn to appreciate it

when you can hear someone swallow their food or drink hella loud

Sometimes people just don't have anything to say, but want to show that they are actually paying attention and reading what you type.

when things go wrong and your teammates moan and whine about the problems rather than try to fix them or offer actual help

People I don't like talking to me

Justifications for weakness.

cities/countries that ban pitbulls
denver is stupid no wonder the broncos play here

people that dont open milk cartridges the proper way

Passive aggressive off-thread posting.

people who dont fucking screw the caps on 2 liters closed properly so all the soda just goes flat