Hello today is my birthday so I need some suggestions on what I can drink alone tonight when I finally get off work. Looking for a red that will pair well with an entrée of bitter regrets followed by a main course of envy for my peers who have found happiness. Preferably with a complex finish full of loneliness but lacking motivation to effect change.
I'm off work in 2 hours so prompt advice appreciated!
Hello today is my birthday so I need some suggestions on what I can drink alone tonight when I finally get off work. Looking for a red that will pair well with an entrée of bitter regrets followed by a main course of envy for my peers who have found happiness. Preferably with a complex finish full of loneliness but lacking motivation to effect change.
I'm off work in 2 hours so prompt advice appreciated!
Don't drink alone. Stream it at the very least while on mumble.
Don't drink alone. Stream it at the very least while on mumble.
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^That's the kind of wine I'm talking about.
^That's the kind of wine I'm talking about.
bacardi breezers getcha fucked up 8)
bacardi breezers getcha [i]fucked up[/i] [b]8)[/b]
Who drinks alone? It's much better to get wasted at a LAN and then end up wandering around montreal for an hour.
Who drinks alone? It's much better to get wasted at a LAN and then end up wandering around montreal for an hour.
You seem to have embraced your inner doggles, that goes well with a nice Shiraz. Also, happy birthday! May girl medics in pubs everywhere trip over themselves to heal you today.
You seem to have embraced your inner doggles, that goes well with a nice Shiraz. Also, happy birthday! May girl medics in pubs everywhere trip over themselves to heal you today.
Happy birthday, ukm! Could be worse, buddy, I turn 30 in 7 days.
Anyway, here's my typical "hate myself, hate my life, fuckitall" liquid dinner: I recommend an appetizer of a couple cheap american beers to cleanse the pallet, followed by a main course of a bottle of Bushmills Black Bush (chilled, with ice) followed up by a dessert of a bottle of Pedialyte before bed (assuming you can still function a level high enough to consume an entire bottle of liquid prior to passing out). It's also good to try and send messages to as many ex-girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever you're into, homie) on Facebook as possible reminding them of how fucking creepy you are and ensuring they'll never talk to you again... then make sure to send a bunch of really awkward messages to people you'd like to bang. Also, if doing this via text, delete the messages from your sent messages before bed... that way you wake up and have a fun mystery to solve as to why all these people suddenly hate you. This really helps to shame yourself into changing your fucking life.
EDIT: you can do all that stuff at the end in hardcore mode, as well - just post that shit in public on people's walls and be sure to set your status to the people's names you're searching for "by accident." That always helps.
Happy birthday, ukm! Could be worse, buddy, I turn 30 in 7 days.
Anyway, here's my typical "hate myself, hate my life, fuckitall" liquid dinner: I recommend an appetizer of a couple cheap american beers to cleanse the pallet, followed by a main course of a bottle of Bushmills Black Bush (chilled, with ice) followed up by a dessert of a bottle of Pedialyte before bed (assuming you can still function a level high enough to consume an entire bottle of liquid prior to passing out). It's also good to try and send messages to as many ex-girlfriends (or boyfriends, whatever you're into, homie) on Facebook as possible reminding them of how fucking creepy you are and ensuring they'll never talk to you again... then make sure to send a bunch of really awkward messages to people you'd like to bang. Also, if doing this via text, delete the messages from your sent messages before bed... that way you wake up and have a fun mystery to solve as to why all these people suddenly hate you. This really helps to shame yourself into changing your fucking life.
EDIT: you can do all that stuff at the end in hardcore mode, as well - just post that shit in public on people's walls and be sure to set your status to the people's names you're searching for "by accident." That always helps.
As it turned out I was not able to make it to the LCBO before it closed because I live in a free country where I have to go to another province if I want to buy alcohol after 9pm.
All I had in the house was gin and I hate gin. Also I am working today so I only got semi-drunk and I didn't bug any ex's or send any regrettable messages to girls I am currently harboring secret feelings for.
Oh well, maybe next year!
As it turned out I was not able to make it to the LCBO before it closed because I live in a free country where I have to go to another province if I want to buy alcohol after 9pm.
All I had in the house was gin and I hate gin. Also I am working today so I only got semi-drunk and I didn't bug any ex's or send any regrettable messages to girls I am currently harboring secret feelings for.
Oh well, maybe next year!
In CA you can buy beer at a convenience store until 2am. How do you like your free healthcare and education now?
In CA you can buy beer at a convenience store until 2am. How do you like your free healthcare and education now?
its a birthday week man, cant give up on the 1st night. go hard friend
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its a birthday week man, cant give up on the 1st night. go hard friend
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