The was a guy named Bob, Bob as we knew was quite the slob, bob the slob woke up late for his job. Bob the slobs' job was growing corncob. Bob the slob who's job was growing cobs, had gotten his cobs robbed. Bob the slob who got robbed of his cobs on the job began to sob. Bob the sobbing slob, who on the job was robbed of his cob, heard a throb. Bob the sobbing slob, who was robbed of his cob on the job heard a throb upon his doorknob. Bob the sobbing slob that was robbed of his cob on the job, had heard a throb on his doorknob, the door opened to reveal the mob. The mob snob, whos' watch had a fob, hob-nob with bob, they were selling kabob. Bob the hobbling sobbing slob, challenged the mob. it ended in a macabre. A nabob who noticed the macabre, began to swab. and that was the end of the slob named bob.