when you're doing the blands rollout as demo and the sticky at the drop flies trough that fucking tiny hole instead of landing on of the planks.

Hearing a kaber sound, it pops and then nothing happens.

Hitting someone with a melee without doing damage :/

being bad

the fact that soldier basically has the main weapon of scout along with his splash cannon

If you want to MGE to actually try and get better, just get a friend to play it with you. Don't bother playing with randoms, most of they time they just play to get their ELO up and do things that would only work in MGE.

Also to get back on topic, that dumb glitch where a player gets themselves stuck in the high five pose is annoying as hell. Especially when it's a fucking pyro doing it.

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dying to a soldier with 1 hp because the second pipe you hit him with did 99 damage

HUDs breaking after updates.

Oh, I see how it is.

I get annoyed by people who base their entire self-worth around MGE.

you tell em owl

when you predict where a soldier will shoot correctly and jump directly away from the rocket impact point as he's firing, watching powerless as it flies through the air and impacts the ground 10 feet away from you but it still does 50 damage and you die

Mini Sentries on Badwater/Harvest.
All I want is to pub as Scout.
I don't want fucking tiny guns shoving lead up my ass everywhere I fucking go.
FIVE MINI SENTRIES EVERYWHERE.
EVERYWHERE.

Getting shot by the pistol actually makes me furious
People that surf every rocket in ammomod
The fucking awful clipping on badlands spire mge
When someone shotguns you while you jump in mge instead of trying to airshot you
People who jump but never actually go onto the point or place to fight you in mge
People who jump in directs
People who only play mge and dm but not the game
People who only play spire and suck at everything else

Viaduct

Playing Viaduct in 6s

Fighting scouts on viaduct in 6s

mge

Minisentries do a pretty good job of ruining any map imo

Playing Gullywash as scout in 6s.

I dont know why, it just sucks.

Waiting 10 seconds after disconnecting from a server until you can do anything.

random damage spread gets me every time, crits and bullet spread never fuck me over nearly as much

Making a soldier waste all his rockets and effectively doing zero damage with them and then getting two shot by his shotgun as scout.

when a teammate blocks one of your shots

when i shoot and he no die :O(

Getting one shot by direct hit and loch n load in pubs as scout.

when your flank is too busy taking 1v1's and a scout comes in and two-shots you.

when im jerking off during a scrim and my team yells at me to stop going afk to i have to stop halfway through or just ignore them and finish

i just finish and then tell them i was taking the dog out

All pubs all the time:
Playing against pyros, getting flamed from 50 yards away. When playing as pyro, having a flame range of 2 feet.

Random crits- dice rolls don't help new players learn from why they died. (a supposed emphasis from valve). Dying from a string of them is infuriating. The better you play the more frustrating they are because they will make up an increasing percentage of your few deaths.

As a sniper, shooting into a mass of 6 people and somehow missing everything, i'm skilled.

missing headshots on targets standing still due to unaligned hitboxes.
missing 2 consecutive headshots on a target standing still, I'm GOOD!

Jarating the back of a suddenly in the way teammate instead of the glob of enemies.

Being a good teammate and playing medic in a pub when noone else will, then realizing there is absolutely noone worth healing on the entire team.

Having to go demoman to single handedly swing the round if your team is vastly inferior. Pub rounds generally being determined by which team is using more moderately competent demomen.

Minisentries- they add nothing to the game other than annoyance, scouts were already niche enough in non cp maps.

mge:
fail rocket jumps for 120 self damage
badlands mid magic rockets for zero damage
A recent one - soldier against yz50 bland mid while he uses pistol only. A single rocket jump and I have 40 health upon landing. I didn't know it was possible to hit two consecutive pistol shots, let alone deny jumpers more effectively than with the scatter.

Scout vs scout: when the opposing scout is strafing right against me and their model is taking up my entire view....meatshot for zero damage.

the spy class.

just play ammomod or nosplash, those two are the best arenas where there's no bullshit and you just shoot rockets

i mean ok there's jackasses who surf rockets but it's still really easy to kill them

ok yeah scout pistol in dm
please kill yourselves good fucking god

Pubbers who think that since they've played mge, they're the shit(1v1 me br0/"did you see that sweet airshot?")

the caber

melee distance in your fov (ex. some one hits you with a ubersaw, but it appears that they were about 10 feet away and you still take dmg.)

being airshotted repeatedly on spire

counterjumpers

huntsman hitbox

buffed pyros

pyros

gaddammit owl