Help the frenchies for CPH 2020 !

#1

Olgha

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Bonsoir TFTV,

We, “Les fakecallers de l'extrême”, will be attending CPH 2020. We’re the last fully national composed roster in prem of ETF2L, always playing in prem for 4 seasons now as well as attending LANs. Thing is this time we may have financial troubles for some of our players and we need YOUR help to finance us and avoid having only english people to talk to at CPH.

Our roster is composed of :

-Karnax Flank scout :

This dude is like a scout frozen in time, playing a 2012 gameplay still today, hiding to backcap or flank the med at the moment you would not expect. Also he’s there to move that sentry up whenever you’re on last.

-Aliensmiley Pocket scout :

As i say pocket scout, it may not be totally accurate as Alien is more of a showman than a scout. Always following up the pace of his team but never takes 1v1 against scouts. He’s here to win and no one will ever stop him for doing so.

-Dwo Roaming soldier :

If you lived in a cave for the last 3 years, indeed your may have not heard about “Dwo69”
This guy has many names : “Jumper god”, “Highlander slayer”, “6’s destroyer”, “4v4 European champ” playing at the top in every mod of the game. He’s a really aggressive soldier along side Karnax to do miracles when you need it to happen.

-Raf Pocket soldier :

Human resurrection of 9’ feet tall MGEMike, He’s the taller person you will ever see in your life, and just for that you should help us. He’s also the maincaller of our team, leading us to stalemates and boring gameplay, as his jumping abilities is a 50 minutes run on jump_beef, you’ll know how impressive it is…

-Deli Demoman :

The last pickup of our team, bringing forward the dm force for us. Looking at him when he plays may refers him to you as a fully bonobo kind of player, but trust me he’s trying really hard to act like a normal human.

-Olgha Medic :

What is Olgha’s true main class ? Pyro ? Scout ? Soldier ? Demoman ? Medic ? We already tried all of that but we can assure you that we still didnt find out. Never afraid of any opponent he would rather drop his whole team than getting forced to pop an uber

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For the sake of your money, we, as a team, will make sure to satisfy all of your wet dreams by giving you some of our time to do things you desire the most in a fundraiser, which are :

5$ - You get a signed weapon from the player of your choice AND you get a selfie at lan
10$ - You get a arm wrestling match (win ?) against Olgha, which will be posted on a youtube video
15$ - You can get an ultiduo game against Olgha and Raf
20$ - You can get a nice and sweet Demo review from the team member of your choice, as well as a training program to get better
50$ - You’ll get a romantic dinner with Olgha at lan or outside LAN (depends on the demand)

Milestones

At 100$ - With the help of my fellow semi-professional drag queen, I, Olgha, will be playing an entire scrims dressed like a drag queen on my personal twitch : twitch.tv/olgha

At 200$ - Olgha will be playing a map in a scrim without a hud as medic. It will be stream at http://twitch.tv/olgha

At 300$ - Everyone who donated for the fundraiser will be able to give a name for the team at CPH. (IN FRENCH ONLY ) People who donated will vote for the one they prefer

As you’re giving us a donation here : https://streamlabs.com/deli69_/tip
try to give us the perks you want and a link to your steam profile so we can add you.

Milestones will be updated on this thread as well as on deli’s stream https://www.twitch.tv/deli69_

Hoping we will meet at Lan !

Yours sincerely,

Olgha

Bonsoir TFTV,

We, “Les fakecallers de l'extrême”, will be attending CPH 2020. We’re the last fully national composed roster in prem of ETF2L, always playing in prem for 4 seasons now as well as attending LANs. Thing is this time we may have financial troubles for some of our players and we need YOUR help to finance us and avoid having only english people to talk to at CPH.

Our roster is composed of :

-[b]Karnax[/b] [i]Flank scout[/i] :

This dude is like a scout frozen in time, playing a 2012 gameplay still today, hiding to backcap or flank the med at the moment you would not expect. Also he’s there to move that sentry up whenever you’re on last.

-[b]Aliensmiley[/b] [i]Pocket scout[/i] :

As i say pocket scout, it may not be totally accurate as Alien is more of a showman than a scout. Always following up the pace of his team but never takes 1v1 against scouts. He’s here to win and no one will ever stop him for doing so.

-[b]Dwo[/b] [i]Roaming soldier[/i] :

If you lived in a cave for the last 3 years, indeed your may have not heard about “Dwo69”
This guy has many names : “Jumper god”, “Highlander slayer”, “6’s destroyer”, “4v4 European champ” playing at the top in every mod of the game. He’s a really aggressive soldier along side Karnax to do miracles when you need it to happen.

-[b]Raf[/b] [i]Pocket soldier[/i] :

Human resurrection of 9’ feet tall MGEMike, He’s the taller person you will ever see in your life, and just for that you should help us. He’s also the maincaller of our team, leading us to stalemates and boring gameplay, as his jumping abilities is a 50 minutes run on jump_beef, you’ll know how impressive it is…

-[b]Deli[/b] [i]Demoman[/i] :

The last pickup of our team, bringing forward the dm force for us. Looking at him when he plays may refers him to you as a fully bonobo kind of player, but trust me he’s trying really hard to act like a normal human.

-[b]Olgha[/b] [i]Medic[/i] :

What is Olgha’s true main class ? Pyro ? Scout ? Soldier ? Demoman ? Medic ? We already tried all of that but we can assure you that we still didnt find out. Never afraid of any opponent he would rather drop his whole team than getting forced to pop an uber

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

For the sake of your money, we, as a team, will make sure to satisfy all of your wet dreams by giving you some of our time to do things you desire the most in a fundraiser, which are :

[b]5$[/b] - You get a signed weapon from the player of your choice AND you get a selfie at lan
[b]10$[/b] - You get a arm wrestling match (win ?) against Olgha, which will be posted on a youtube video
[b]15$[/b] - You can get an ultiduo game against Olgha and Raf
[b]20$[/b] - You can get a nice and sweet Demo review from the team member of your choice, as well as a training program to get better
[b]50$[/b] - You’ll get a romantic dinner with Olgha at lan or outside LAN (depends on the demand)

[b]Milestones[/b]

[b]At 100$[/b] - With the help of my fellow semi-professional drag queen, I, Olgha, will be playing an entire scrims dressed like a drag queen on my personal twitch : twitch.tv/olgha

[b]At 200$[/b] - Olgha will be playing a map in a scrim without a hud as medic. It will be stream at http://twitch.tv/olgha

[b]At 300$[/b] - Everyone who donated for the fundraiser will be able to give a name for the team at CPH. (IN FRENCH ONLY ) People who donated will vote for the one they prefer

As you’re giving us a [b]donation here[/b] : https://streamlabs.com/deli69_/tip
try to give us the perks you want and a link to your steam profile so we can add you.

Milestones will be updated on this thread as well as on deli’s stream https://www.twitch.tv/deli69_

Hoping we will meet at Lan !

Yours sincerely,

Olgha

#2

torrit3

50 Frags – +

and why would i give my money to fr*nch people?

#3

alfa

-3 Frags – +

torrit3and why would i give my money to fr*nch people?

Statistics say they have the biggest schlongs worldwide

[quote=torrit3]and why would i give my money to fr*nch people?[/quote]

Statistics say they have the biggest schlongs worldwide

#4

papi

14 Frags – +

how much do you guys need to confirm going to lan?

#5

Loop

5 Frags – +

torrit3and why would i give my money to fr*nch people?

Drink 3 beers with Olgha have no price.

[quote=torrit3]and why would i give my money to fr*nch people?[/quote]
Drink 3 beers with Olgha have no price.

#6

DCS

4 Frags – +

Paprika_how much do you guys need to confirm going to lan?

On deli's stream the donation goal is set to 500 €. Though admittedly it also says "182 days to go"...

[quote=Paprika_]how much do you guys need to confirm going to lan?[/quote]

On deli's stream the donation goal is set to 500 €. Though admittedly it also says "182 days to go"...

#7

GrumpyKoi

4 Frags – +

50$ - You’ll get a romantic dinner with Olgha at lan or outside LAN (depends on the demand)

#8

Rafff

9 Frags – +

Paprika_how much do you guys need to confirm going to lan?

We are hoping to raise at least 350€ for karnax's plane ticket and rental pc. Any additional donation will help for his lan ticket and accomodation.

[quote=Paprika_]how much do you guys need to confirm going to lan?[/quote]

We are hoping to raise at least 350€ for karnax's plane ticket and rental pc. Any additional donation will help for his lan ticket and accomodation.

#9

loafe

6 Frags – +

Would you accept tf2 keys?

#10

Olgha

5 Frags – +

loreWould you accept tf2 keys?

Yes of course you can Either trade it to me or Deli

[quote=lore]Would you accept tf2 keys?[/quote]
Yes of course you can Either trade it to me or Deli

#11

Olgha

4 Frags – +

Update ! you can now donate by paypal !

#12

eXtine

eXtelevision

-1 Frags – +

gl hf dont h8 hydr8!

#13

Olgha

9 Frags – +

wow already 131 euros reached ! that's amazing !
Thanks to logoss for the enormous 100 euros donations !
also thanks to
dividerofworlds for the 10 dollars !
AMP-T for the 5 euros !
eepily for the 5 euros !
godmode for the 5 euros !
sodddddddlarataille for the 3 euros !
and ninjanorbert49 for the 3 euros !
You guys are awesome !

edit : i almost forgot the cool 2 keys donation from acanta ! thanks a lot !

wow already 131 euros reached ! that's amazing !
Thanks to logoss for the enormous 100 euros donations !
also thanks to
dividerofworlds for the 10 dollars !
AMP-T for the 5 euros !
eepily for the 5 euros !
godmode for the 5 euros !
sodddddddlarataille for the 3 euros !
and ninjanorbert49 for the 3 euros !
You guys are awesome !

edit : i almost forgot the cool 2 keys donation from acanta ! thanks a lot !

#14

Delirious

5 Frags – +

you guys are awesome
cya @cph

#15

Olgha

4 Frags – +

The drag queen stream is on its way, i just received the confirmation from my brother !
Stay tuned on twitch.tv/deli69_ and on twitch.tv/olgha

#16

Olgha

7 Frags – +

I'm truly sorry guys, but with all those events, i'm thinking about quiting the game once and for all. Playing with frenchies was fun, but i need to step out, watch my quiting story live at 8 on twitch.tv/olgha see you there

#17

Delirious

6 Frags – +

Heya lad's

Our goal is getting closer and closer thanks to all of you !
Big big thanks to :

Mak for the 5 € !
gemm for the 10 € !
big shoutout for the salva's muscles and his 50 € !
the colline for the 10 € !
papicoolines for the 5 € !
rivs for the 5 € !
Tob who we'll meet at cph and his 10 € !
lemonella for the huge donation of 50 € !
The D aka deca and nothing else for the 10 € !
The cutie tiny premy demomany cuyb for his 5,69 € !

You guys are helping us with what you have and this is warming our heart

Big thanks to all of you :) !

Heya lad's

Our goal is getting closer and closer thanks to all of you !
Big big thanks to :

Mak for the 5 € !
gemm for the 10 € !
big shoutout for the salva's muscles and his 50 € !
the colline for the 10 € !
papicoolines for the 5 € !
rivs for the 5 € !
Tob who we'll meet at cph and his 10 € !
lemonella for the huge donation of 50 € !
The D aka deca and nothing else for the 10 € !
The cutie tiny premy demomany cuyb for his 5,69 € !

You guys are helping us with what you have and this is warming our heart

Big thanks to all of you :) !

#18

Olgha

5 Frags – +

hey, quick update !
as we reached 300 euros YOU can make a suggestion for our team's name at lan ONLY IN FRENCH in order to make casters struggle to pronounce it : once we get enough proposals, we will be opening a strawpoll in which every one can vote for a certain duration.

Get your best french puns guys

hey, quick update !
as we reached 300 euros YOU can make a suggestion for our team's name at lan ONLY IN FRENCH in order to make casters struggle to pronounce it : once we get enough proposals, we will be opening a strawpoll in which every one can vote for a certain duration.

Get your best french puns guys

#19

Beater

Chief Video Editor

-4 Frags – +

Please make it at least pronounceable, I beg you

#20

Azunis

11 Frags – +

BeaterPlease make it at least pronounceable, I beg you

les cuniculiculteurs cumixaphilistes

[quote=Beater]Please make it at least pronounceable, I beg you[/quote]

les cuniculiculteurs cumixaphilistes

#21

Olgha

8 Frags – +

The drag queen stream will Be tonight, just setting up

#22

Olgha

5 Frags – +

Thanks everyone for the Reach of an impressive 500 euros goal ! Thanks also to tftv who helped a lot !
You guys are so generous ! Now we can now confirm we will be all attending to lan ! I'm so excited to play overthere as we're getting better and better everyday ! As a reminder the proposal of a team name is still open and I'm sure you're getting ideas from our stream yesterday !

Cu@CPH

Thanks everyone for the Reach of an impressive 500 euros goal ! Thanks also to tftv who helped a lot !
You guys are so generous ! Now we can now confirm we will be all attending to lan ! I'm so excited to play overthere as we're getting better and better everyday ! As a reminder the proposal of a team name is still open and I'm sure you're getting ideas from our stream yesterday !

Cu@CPH

#23

3006

4 Frags – +

Les chaussettes de l'archiduchesse sont-elles sèches, archisèches?

#24

Delirious

10 Frags – +

Here we are boys, we reach the goal of 500 euros, it looks so unbelievable...

Shoutout to the latest donators :

- The 1€ from Yak who wants to hear to alizee for M.Nax
- The big 12,50€ from the man Colline who already gave 10€ ur melting my little heart
- The 5€ from Looping who's beating olgha at drinking without any troubles
- Hugo and his strong message (fuck this hoes) for his 10€
- Leth the brexitlord for his 10€
- The true man Austin for his 25€ that we unfortunately won't meet at cph even if I wanted to meet that legend...

And to conclude a big shoutout to someone we'll probably never meet but is still close to the Karnax' side even in the shadow :
Lemonela for a total amount of 195€

But how could everything happened if we havn't got a real man (or not) who's more investigate for the others than for himself, someone who's not afraid to be ashamed, who seems more comfortable as a drag queen than as med on tf2,

Big shoutout to M.Joachim aka Olgha who deserves the respect and all the love you gave to him (or not)

et pis cassedédi a tous mes négros surs

Here we are boys, we reach the goal of 500 euros, it looks so unbelievable...

Shoutout to the latest donators :

- The 1€ from Yak who wants to hear to alizee for M.Nax
- The big 12,50€ from the man Colline who already gave 10€ ur melting my little heart
- The 5€ from Looping who's beating olgha at drinking without any troubles
- Hugo and his strong message (fuck this hoes) for his 10€
- Leth the brexitlord for his 10€
- The true man Austin for his 25€ that we unfortunately won't meet at cph even if I wanted to meet that legend...

And to conclude a big shoutout to someone we'll probably never meet but is still close to the Karnax' side even in the shadow :
Lemonela for a total amount of 195€

But how could everything happened if we havn't got a real man (or not) who's more investigate for the others than for himself, someone who's not afraid to be ashamed, who seems more comfortable as a drag queen than as med on tf2,

Big shoutout to M.Joachim aka Olgha who deserves the respect and all the love you gave to him (or not)

et pis cassedédi a tous mes négros surs

#25

scarinho

1 Frags – +

we hate u but we love u deli

#26

Olgha

6 Frags – +

AzunisBeaterPlease make it at least pronounceable, I beg you
les cuniculiculteurs cumixaphilistes

https://i.imgur.com/2DgiB2r.png

Ca me plait beaucoup

[quote=Azunis][quote=Beater]Please make it at least pronounceable, I beg you[/quote]

les cuniculiculteurs cumixaphilistes[/quote]

[img]https://i.imgur.com/2DgiB2r.png[/img]

Ca me plait beaucoup

#27

Olgha

17 Frags – +

Quick update about the recent events :

As you might know, we were all gonna die so government decided to lock us in our houses. And so, we cannot go to Copenhagen, in that regard towards the fundraiser, you can add me on steam if you want to get a refund.

To get it right about our situation : we got our rbn b refunded as well as part of our flights for now.

Have a happy quarantine !

Quick update about the recent events :

As you might know, we were all gonna die so government decided to lock us in our houses. And so, we cannot go to Copenhagen, in that regard towards the fundraiser, you can add me on steam if you want to get a refund.

To get it right about our situation : we got our rbn b refunded as well as part of our flights for now.

Have a happy quarantine !

#28

Doughy

19 Frags – +

so olgha just crossdressed on stream for fun?