I came all over your dads tits

I like reading stories with sentences that just go on forever like why would you even punctuate properly that's just a waste of time everyone knows that you don't need that shit to read anyway especially when you format your text in those simple compact blocks those are real easy on the eyes but really comprehending that text is like trying to stare into the sun.

couple guys wrote racially insensitive things in a library book then signed it with the idea that nobody would discover it until years after they graduated

they were wrong (they were banned from walking at graduation)

Last year students in belgium usually go on an Italy/rome trip of some type during the easter holidays. You spent a lot of time getting cultured during the day, and explore night life and get wasted later.
The teachers that escorted us were still fairly young (late 30's early 40's). They didn't really care how much you drank or how late you stayed up. As long as you were a functioning human being in the morning.

At day 4 or so one guy was still drunk at the breakfast table and threw up on at least 3 other people.

This one time I stayed home and played tf2 all day

When my class took a trip to Japan,one of my classmates got really close with one of the host students (hanging out together all the time, generally being inseparable, etc). There were even tears when we had to leave.

Dude tried to hit her up on social media after and got friendzoned lmao.

I had two mates who really didn't like each other and I once overheard one of them telling the other "I'll give you 20 quid if you let me punch you in the face right now"

some dude managed to collect nudes from ~2 dozen girls in the school, put them all on a dropbox, and posted it on the school website

my teacher saw me smoking weed outside of class and teased me the entire year about being a stoner.

This one girl was borrowing my friend's Juul and for some reason, she was using it during her English class and the teacher 100% saw her getting rid of a cloud and then she hid the Juul in her vagina.

My school had a horticulture class with a greenhouse and a kid got caught by the resource officer for growing weed in there and he was in my class.

The resource officer and teacher walked in with the baby weed plant and were like "who's plant is this"?

This guy was so fucking dumb he was like "uhh that's mine"

He then proceeded to tell the resource officer and teacher that the teacher gave him the seeds to grow it and then he got suspended for a month.

The only other notable events were that a teacher got fired for swearing at a student and someone caught a cupboard in the art room on fire and art class was cancelled for a month or something.

Classic

Haven't met someone whose school didn't have this lmao minus the put it on school website part

my high school was really small (97 kids in graduating class, probably less than 500 people in the school at any given time) but we had some mega degens, and word spread fast about what people did

one kid in my grade (OG middle school bully) didnt show up to school for a straight week, and we found out that he got arrested for a smash-and-grab of a three grand chain from an in-mall kay jewelers - like legit just grabbed the thing and ran out the store

mall security cameras caught him in full sprint and the picture was passed around by media

in the foyer of the high school, people would tape action-shots of student athletes on each brick of the wall, but i noticed there was one brick - in the section where all the track kids were running - with no picture. at the start of class, i printed out his picture, hung it up and waited

by lunchtime there was a crowd of 200 kids around his picture, and no one knew who put it there - by the end of the day, it was gone

at least he got an awesome hitpiece on his escapade

i had a sub in senior calculus and her only notes are what chapter we were on so this old woman who sounded like miss fowl from jimmy neutron starts reading a calculus textbook chapter front to back which no math teacher ever does cuz its a waste of time, i'm like crying laughing with my head down into my folded arms trying to hide it because i guess im the only piece of shit in the class who can't keep it together even tho everyone thought it was funny and then she gets to pi and says "whats that symbol" and i just died laughing out loud but nothing really happened after that, i just remember it as my favorite day of high school

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one of my friends got banned from using the school computers for the entire year cause he thought it would be a smart idea to beat his meat to hentai in the middle of class

See I'd rate this if he was caught with anything other than hentai

my english teacher in 1st year shagged a 6th year at prom and got sacked. miss you mr lennon, never learned anything from you but you sure did love the harry potter movies since we'd watch it once a fucking week

my teacher saw me smoking crack outside of class and teased me the entire year about being a crackhead.

one time i came in to school with a tec 9 and slaughtered all the bullies... fun times

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Teacher was accused of murdering a prostitute. He didn't do it though. This was before he became a teacher of ours. For a year he was our "head teacher" which basically meant that he gave advice, answered special questions students might have and helped organise activities at the end of the year like going bowling/get pizza w the entire class. Chill dude. One of my best friends ran into him a couple years later at a festival and apparently he was high as fuck

Some weirdo threatened to stab a friend because weirdo's gf said he had a crush on the dude. Next day weirdo came to school with with some assassin's creed DIY hidden blade contraption with rubber bands. Attached to it was one of those shitty white plastic knives. He obviously did nothing. Friend did combat sport (forgot the name of it) so he would've regretted it

I knew this dude, we called him Jimmy Three-Hands is what we called him. Great guy, you'd talk to em for a minute and realize you lost an hour, the kinda guy you could just shoot the shit with all day long. Anyways, every day Jimmy would come up to me, every day he'd do this and he'd say "Here comes the money!" and then hit me as hard as he could with his sack full of nickels. And it hurt, but back in those days that was the thing, and you didn't complain, and that was how it was.