THESE PARRIES ARE INCREDIBLE

6:20 PM - Fog LFT: THIS BIRD IS GOING TO GET ME OUT OF THE SALT MINES
6:20 PM - Fog LFT: LOLOLOLOLOLOL
6:20 PM - Fog LFT: wait
6:20 PM - 2s

Raoh with that HNK money

Oh sorry tyler, let me give you something to spark your interest

http://i.imgur.com/gEwN6a4.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/IeFoDg0.jpg

Now shut the fuck up, adults are talking

Alright I tried being helpful only to have a silver highlander player and a series of retards who have never seen the light of open play-offs tell me that my deductions are incorrect so here's an explanation with illustrations that will hopefully illuminate to even the densest tf.tv posters why the QF is busted.

If you aren't running quick fix to mid you're fucking retarded. No other medigun can aptly compete with a quick fix team at mid on any map because of the added mobility and durability of the medic. This isn't rock paper scissors, shut the fuck up with this analogy. You go to mid with the quick fix if you are seriously interested in competing with the other team or you hole up in yard and charge a kritz and try to make a play. Here's how the quick fix makes mid work.

http://puu.sh/44ObQ.png

Your full buff doesn't mean shit, you're getting spammed before you're out the door and your medic can't heal everyone as quickly as their med can.

The stalemates are because the quick fix is effectively a dry push into last. When's the last time you tried to dry push into a demo and a heavy? Probably fairly recently since I have to fucking explain this to you. QF does nothing to clear sticky traps (a big part of why no one ever dry pushes into a demoman), and heavies are fucking easy to play and do retarded damage so your QF uber is fucking meaningless pushing into last. However, you can't switch items on the fly when pushing last and sacrificing your pocket so he can switch to a banner means that when he respawns you're suddenly going to be fighting for second because the other team probably has an order of magnitude higher IQ than your single digit mouth-breather ass and pushed out when you sacrificed your pocket.

http://puu.sh/44OqG.png

Alternatively, the other team probably also has no reason to push out because their QF (which is the best medigun to spawn with when you don't plan on getting uber charge) also isn't going to help them get through a choke-point covered in stickies.

http://puu.sh/44Ou1.jpg

You probably don't even get that joke, fuck you.

I'm not going to bother seriously responding to a player that has never played above etf2l division 5 on this matter. I clearly spelled out why the QF is objectively the best mid roll-out and also the best defense against a QF last push.

I don't give a fuck about what other competitive games you watched, I see at least double digit retards on here daily talk about the dota meta-game and I'm pretty sure there's maybe 5 people in this community other than me that have played dota competitively.

I spend all this time typing up a small essay explaining why it's the weapon only to have a european trader who doesn't even play competitively tell me "One can't blame the weapon for it."

This is what I get for not just being a snarky asshole, fuck you.

It runs 24/7, only time it isn't running matches is when salty is doing maintenance of some sort

How long what lasts?

another iori v trunks

surprisingly real

accept your new lord and savior nail

rock has no normals and can't miss, all in on megaman

NEVER BET DBZ

nevermind nail has literally no hitbox

can you stop with these fucking rps analogies

holy shit

Gonna have to disagree, ballet dancers have fucking fantastic bodies. This requires a larger interpretation of "dance" though

It's seriously the best thing to keep open in another tab no matter the hour.

Randy Green just got 5 perfect'd