-wax"My Life is over!" screamed perfection. After several seasons of mid-open mediocrity and constant shitposting, he had finally gotten banned. "No! Nooo!!!" He yelled at the top of his lungs. For the first time in his life, he was without direction and meaning.
"Shut the fuck up before I break your computer!" His mom screamed from the floor above him.
"Sorry ma!" Perfection apologized profusely, turning back to the dim monitor slightly illuminating his basement.
His mom is the hero here, I’m waiting for the climax of the story where she breaks the computer.