atidereeeeyea but you should know the responsibilities that are required bringing a child into this world.ILLEGALELEPHANTGUNits easy to watch someone for 8 hours. its hard to do it for 24 hours without sleeping and keep it up for years and yearsComangliaif you cant keep chemicals out of your kids mouth then wtf are you doing having kids in the first place.ILLEGALELEPHANTGUNuh i dont know, show your kid a laundry detergent packet and say "THIS DOESNT GO IN YOUR MOUTH" and then if you find they are eating them (why the fuck would they do that) you smack them in the head and ground them.
Just fyi that doesn't work for children under 2. The biggest issues here are poor labels/coloring, and parents not putting stuff out of reach of children. Logically explaining that they shouldn't put stuff in their mouth will 100% not work unless by circumstance if they're under 2 and highly unlikely to work under 4.
As far the main questions of the thread. Buy liquid or powder laundry detergent that isn't brightly colored and sweet scented (free and clear are usually clear and scent free), keep it out of reach of young children, if a child is capable of reaching a high cabinet they're likely old enough to be told and explained why they shouldn't eat/drink laundry detergent which after that point you need to hope they listen / not retarded.(in this final case getting a lock should help a lot.)
I'm now very curious if you or illegalelephantgun have ever been around kids for more than a day. Also are you omni-present? Doubtful.
I hope you're just simply taking eee's quote out of context here.
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actually looked at the thread here it looks like eee removed the context of illegalelephantgun quote of mine.
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added context