that sucks... you must have a hard time with a lot of restaurants

Could try going to a local thrift shop and see if you can find a ok bike for cheap. Craigslist might be an option as well.

What mouse do you have? I think I've heard of this issue before but I can't fully remember what the cause/fix was.

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looked at your profile you have a g302

here some quick troubleshooting questions

1. Does the issue still happen after using a different USB port?

2. Does the issue still happen when you use a different mouse on the same USB port or on the same PC?

3. Does the issue still happen with the g302 on another computer?

I'd hate to agree with mustard but things like this "Can't those religions just stay in their respective part of the world?" and "A time will come, probably after many more attacks, when the countries of the west realize you can't be civilized with cultures/religions that have not evolved to that level." are horribly bigoted and lacks a lot of understanding. Islam =/= terrorism, and the way you said those things makes it look like you're saying that Islam = Terrorism.

Raising Cane's
Runza

Don't think I've ever had sleep paralysis and if I ever did it lasted for less than 30 seconds.

Not sure if counts as sleep paralysis if you can't move your arms but you can move your legs or the other way around. Have had that happen a few times didn't panic though cause I was able to start fully moving them again in less than a minute anyway and could still typically move something like my fingers or toes barely.

I did panic though when I was 6 and woke up and couldn't open my eyelids. Started screaming after trying to open my eyes for 5 or 10 minutes. Eye boogers dried up on my eye lashes keeping them shut, took about 10 minutes of rubbing water on my eyelashes to be able to open my eyes. I had really bad allergies the day before that likely caused it.

The 1st one is true and should work basically everytime unless there's someone else using that MAC already (highly unlikely but possible.
The bolded part is pretty rare most DHCP leases at the ISP level can range from 30min to 1 week (most ISP I know of do about 12hrs to 2 days)

Other ways of changing your IP.
If you not so tech savvy and really feel uncomfortable with changing the mac having a 2nd router and changing those routers out every week or so should make you change your IP every time and odds are pretty low you'll get an IP you've had before.
Have 2 routers and switch 1 out specifically for matches. You would guarantee this way that you'll 1 have a new IP every week for matches, and 2 if anyone does pull your info from a pre-match scrim it wouldn't be the same.

Technically they're the same but it comes down to preference of the user on when/how they want to change their IP.

Side note for anyone who does IP bans, you're an idiot. It's really easy to get around and in areas serviced by the same ISP could result in another legitimate player getting said IP but is banned cause someone else was a douche.

curious if this fix would also work for the zowie mice with this issue.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWJk4EWfyOA

If you want a cheap 144Hz

go for 1 of these korean models
http://www.ebay.com/itm/Perfect-Pixel-X-star-DP2414LED-Full-HD-Gaming-Monitor-24-144Hz-Multi-Port-/221822303311

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Perfect-Pixel-QNIX-QX2414-Real-144Hz-24-LED-1920x1080-Full-HD-FPS-PC-Monitor-/121696946784

Make sure if you get 1 of those you get the perfect pixel guarantee otherwise expect a shit ton of dead/stuck pixels. Also both can be overclocked but that really fucks with the colors.

Though the 2411z and VG248QE are going to be much better overall than those (both have OSD menus to start with or at least a better one, better default colors, better pixel overdrive which means less "ghosting", I believe both can do lightboost or some form of blur reduction, both have significantly better customer support). The QNIX doesn't have an OSD menu, and both of those monitor have about ~2ms of input lag which still makes them better than most 144Hz and cheaper. Also as I mention with customer support good luck getting customer support from people who may/may not know English that well in a different country with no US or Euro branches.

The 1440p korean monitors don't always overclock well past about 96Hz, some of which need you to buy a higher amperage power brick in order to get them to work right.

depends

if you're going from a 2in/360 to a 3.5in/360 yeah you're probably creating more strain on your wrist. Going to a 10 or higher in/360 using your wrist for movement starts become pretty unfeasible.

the wwf of the late 90s was very entertaining lol. Degeneration X, Ministry of Darkness, The Corporation a lot of really dumb antics, the death/merger of wcw...

as a child kane was probably my favorite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CmxnXQVjaNQ

What about the girl who wants only money? None of the 3 you mention includes that. :p

Nah he probably just hit score test without moving any of the tiles. I just did that and got 944. Took the test with a non-calibrate IPS and got 19.

Enjoying medic in pubs and occasionally main calling.

Polk is a prime suspect for this definition.

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felt like it's worth mentioning the most fun I had in TF2 in the last year was when I rang as medic for a steel HL team playing against a Silver HL team.