My favorite part of any Walmart trip is showing my receipt to security. That's why I am so very excited to recommend EA's new SimCity, platformed on Origin.
Unlike previous versions of SimCity which I simply purchased, installed, and played in whatever creative (or decrepit) way I wanted, EA's new SimCity requires a perpetual internet connection and a stiflingly comprehensive code of service through its Origin platform. This basically requires me to show my receipt at all times while preventing me from having too much fun by severely restricting how I can play the game (though I understand additional fun may be purchased in increments in future add-on packs).
Now some people seem upset by the notion that purchasing something doesn't make it yours. Those people are ridiculous. By their logic if I go to a restaurant and pay $60 for a meal, I also own all the hard work and creativity that went into the meal instead of just the food. But, of course, that isn't the case, which is why after I'm done eating at the Olive Garden I promptly visit the restroom and vomit up their hard work, which I leave at the restaurant. After all, I only paid for a single-use of the food. And I'm sure to show my receipt on the way out.
So thank you, EA Games, for fulfilling Ray Bradbury's utopian vision of equality for all by creating a sub-standard experience and a draconian TOS that we must all abide. You may be too forward-thinking for the average Amazon reviewer, but I'm sure gamers will come around to your way.
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If you are happy with your computer performance and internet speed, or just have a positive look on life. Buy SimCity!
This program will single handedly bring your internet connection to a speed that makes 28kbps modems look like Broadband. You will rejoice in endless progress bars that exceed 210% remaining. A true mathematical marvel. Yes, Simcity will remind you that you need to upgrade your PC and should consider buying the next level of internet service available in your area. But only when the EA servers are available, which, apparently is about every other day. That helps keep you from `playing on the computer too much' a feature supported by spouses worldwide.
Enjoy your City, Sim.