if we ever play at lan the only acceptable meal is a Perfect Italian (#5) from Jimmy Johns no cheese, light on the lettuce and onions.
Also acceptable is the number 13 from Jersey Mike's with no cheese or ham
Absolutely nothing from quiznos or firehouse subs will be accepted.
Subway will be permitted with cash compensation.

Strong preference for scout.
Amateur - Scout only
IM - Scout preferred, would get farther (playoffs maybe? depending on competition) on Soldier
Main - would only be able to get by on Soldier maybe but not very well
Feel fry to give me a tryout.
Would prefer to play on a team with someone I'm friendly.
Still working on getting a job, but I'm all open until then. Looking for a team that doesn't mind if I bait on short notice but I do want to be starter, not sub. If I have to bait within 12 hours I will play ringer fees. I would like a team that scrims often, demo reviews, the works.

History: 10/20 (9-7) in RGL S2-IM but I was getting hard carried. Would probably play best in a low im team.

No toxic teams please, I'm not asking for the height of civility but I'd rather not play on a team that thinks its acceptable to call a better player a slur. No homophobia/racism/transphobia/sexism.
Preferred contact: CaptainZidgel#5549 on Discord, I won't respond right away.
Alternative: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198098770013/ (please comment on steam or this post first, thanks)

Zam is most definitely disinvited from my birthday party. Slice and Sean can still come.
If you'd like an invite, play on their team and I'll consider it.

"I have played casual TF2 for 2 hours and can determine the game is bad because I can't aim or move. Please buy overwatch, i am actually very good at clicking Q and its a much better game."

only active+public pug group i know of is https://steamcommunity.com/groups/WestCoastSanctuaryPugs
every night at 9pm pst

Kind of insane a browser shooter that looks like it was made for roblox is better than any hero shooter ever made.

Rewind II because it was the only lan I ever attended :(
they had good tater tots

sounds good to me.
all i ask in a pug system is i dont have to open faceits anti-cheat before I play.

im very motivated to get a job but i dont think the home depot is accepting my top 10 reasons to hire me list in lieu of a resume

A lot of people swear by motion controls but I can never bring myself to try it for more than 30 seconds. It doesn’t make me sick but I don’t personally find it useful or easy.

My computer's been out of action the past week and I've been playing a lot of Splatoon 2 to fill my time.
A lot of annoying stuff like ultimates but it's not the worst shooter. Certainly takes more skill than hero shooters.
Do you play it? What are your thoughts on it? What's your competitive rank (I'm in the B range, highest B+)
Can you please reinforce my opinion that the rollers take no skill?

https://gyazo.com/cfb020bd718c8c7e72f382d648cf5426

41.25% normie

https://i.imgur.com/bWVKjBL.png

Best map moved to reserves, press F to pay respects.

You could've told me the last 3-4 paragraphs were part of the shooter's manifesto and I'dve believed you.

I've been avoiding engaging this thread for a while but, cmon.
Memesters do not get fox news election night specials. Memesters do not speak at prominent events. Even if he were "memeing", he is taken seriously. Shapiro is treated as the intellectual powerhouse of the right (which he isn't. Intellectual I mean, he's totally the powerhouse of the right as it stands rn).

Oh, and this "memer" advocated for ethnic cleansing in 2003. https://townhall.com/columnists/benshapiro/2003/08/27/transfer-is-not-a-dirty-word-n976781

edit: i dont mean to say he is a white supremacist as that is the flavor of memester Melon was saying he was, but he is no memester. He is a serious commentator who says some seriously terrible things.