Casting

With the tournament underway this evening, WR and I will be casually casting a few matches in a few hours once the group stages officially commence. We hope to cast some really interesting matchups so tune in if you're up for some exciting ultiduo!

https://www.twitch.tv/SnackTF2

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One day I'll win the lottery and host a $100,000 ultiduo major mark my fucking words

What Matt said.

Also you really need to join the discord. I've been posting updates there instead of needlessly bumping this thread.You can also only post results there so you kinda need to lol

Okay so basically I jerked off I think twice or three times really violently today and now I feel an immense amount of pain whenever pull back or stretch forward my foreskin, also one of the veins by the left side of my shaft (where the pain is felt) is popping out and looks really dark blue/almost black even when I'm flacid. Should I seek immediate medical attention or am I fine?

If it helps, it really hurts when I'm not peeing.

update machine broke

This may seem like a stupid point, but seeing as the study focuses on one's reactions with their hands and feet based on their height, would your reaction to something you see be affected by your height, since your eyes are right next door to your brain?

r_drawviewmodel 0 seems to work for me

Shepperds or Cottage

Dolly

Is morality objective to all humans and the universe? If so, where are moral rules defined, and who defined them? If not, can morality be partly objective and partly subjective? If so, which parts are the objectively, pre-defined parts and which parts of morality are left to the eye of the beholder?

Can I get a TL;DW?

Not necessarily best medics ever but a list of medics I like and reasons why

Raymon is indisputable at this point for being the carry med he is.
Nursey goes for some really stupid shit and actually manages to make it work in game
Raptor found every opportunity to take advantage of the ETF2L ruleset in s26 and did some things no other teams would even bother doing. His use of vaccinator at crucial times was as effective as it was annoying. Also his mechanics are second to none.
SyncING is simply an ultiduo legend. Lots of people will say he didn't really need to do much as he was playing with Timus anyways, but he knew his role and executed it to near perfection when he was. I am very happy to have had the chance to play with and against him.
Also almost nobody knows who he is but Joeysparkz blows my fucking mind whenever I play ultiduo against him. God movement, and arrows that never ever miss, at least against me.

Prize Pool & Signup Updates

Thanks to the divine generosity offered by Sefault, we now have a new addition to our ever increasing prize pool. A 3 month Melkor.tf DM server reserved slot awaits every player in not just the top 3 teams, but all players placing from 16th to 1st place!

On another note, signups close on Monday the 29th of May. If your team hasn't signed up yet, be sure to get to it before it's too late. There's still place for 50+ teams left!

The first time I tripped on acid I had this song stuck in my head for the entire trip.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sv1fixxc9Yg

The full album is inspired by acid so looking back it makes a lot of sense.