Because I'm a terrible person without taste I like playing pubs at Skial Turbine EU. After taking a 3 month break from TF2 I returned to the server to discover we had acquired a new regular: Roger Moore
Roger is quite easy to recognize when he's in the server: He only plays heavy and always wears his trusty Ushanka.
He is completely oblivious. I don't know how he does it but he's one of the only people I've seen who is better off just idling in spawn until one of the skial bots takes control.
According to Skial's stat page he has almost 700 hours played on skial servers alone. He also claims to be 57.5 years old and has been playing TF2 for over 5 years.
He has this irrational hatred for medics. If a medic heals him he just stops playing. He will stand still for the next 10 minutes and flame the medic, go to his steam profile to report him to Valve 5 seperate times, then continue to rage in chat, then decide his team isn't doing anything and do the same for each teammate. This takes some time but he's dedicated
He will then also claim the medic is using cheats. I'm not certain why he does this but I have some theories.
I think he believes Valve owns Skial. So his logic is that a Skial admin will join the server if he reports people multiple times on their steam profile. So after reporting he thinks an admin is watching him and tries to convince the non-existant admin that the medic is cheating. Though I'm not 100% sure about the theory he often says "ok admin you can ban him now" in team chat after reporting someone so it's definitely possible.
This is also when you'll see his insult wheel of fortune appear. At first you'd think he just uses a bind script that repeats the same lines over and over but it's actually him using the same 3 or 4 insults every time. You can check out his past chat here http://stats.skial.com/#player/tf/37845687
Random screenshot of generic Roger Moore chat for those who don't feel like clicking the skial link: https://puu.sh/vojgF/7ffe283217.png (read from bottom to top for chronological order)
Roger always does this in team chat so usually you don't notice if you're on the other team. I often forget he's on the server because he just sits in the enemy spawn and emerges from spawn to walk into a stickytrap every 10 minutes or so after which he disappears in spawn again to report his teammates.
Obviously Roger harassing other players usually results in them harassing him back. And it didn't take long for people to figure out the easiest way to do that is going medic. You'll usually see Roger sitting in spawn writing his reports to Valve with 1 to 3 medics healing him.
There's some people who are really bullying him now which is kind of sad because I'm convinced he has some sort of mental handicap. They're really just cyberbullying some random mentally handicapped guy who just wants to play videogames and doesn't know any better.
I've ignored him for the most part but despite this he thinks I (and many others) on the server cheat just to annoy him. he even went as far as calling some of us worse than the medics healing him. I can only assume this means he truly truly hates me.
Roger's not just weird imo. He's also interesting in a way.
He's not doing any actual harm. His reports do nothing and if you ignore his constant rage in team chat it's like he's not even there because he rarely plays the game anyway. In a way it's nice to have him around as some sort of server mascot.
If you ever happen to be in Skial EU Turbine give Roger a friendly nod as you walk past him and his medics in spawn :)