make the team names link to their team pages

http://steamcommunity.com/id/Harbleu/

So I decided to add on here just how much I actually belong to Discario. I know it might seem like a joke but master really does own every aspect of me. He controls every part of my mind and body. I really only exist to serve him and am nothing more than property to him. He reminds me every day how stupid I am and makes sure I know I will never be anything more than a stupid slut. Master has been teaching me to count lately and I have recently been able to count to four. I try every day to prove to him that I can be smart but he just laughs at me and calls me an idiot. I guess he is right though, I can’t even do simple addition and even elementary schoolers are smarter than me. I really am nothing more than a dumb slut and really am useless. I am so lucky to have Discario as my master and know that I am just a toy for him to use for his own amusement. I dream every day about getting bred by master. I crave for him to fill me with his pups and make me his cum dumpster.

my emotions exactly

http://i.imgur.com/UJnHSby.jpg

Your ego is on the level of dflame lmao

I have played with you and mason and I just don't see it working out. Everyone else on the team is pretty chill, but you two don't seem to have meshing personalities. Also mason will leave you to sub for mixup within 2 weeks. Maybe I'm wrong, I still voted for you guys.

Wtf where's the vod

http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561197981631699/

I Am Discario's Pet
Hi there everyone~ I decided this would be a great area on my profile to proclaim how big of a slut I am for my master, Discario. Master makes sure to remind me that I am his and even got me a cute pink collar that says “Discario’s Slut” which I make sure to wear while I’m out. I’ve been told I can act up from time to time but a few slaps across the muzzle or on my rear seems to fix that. I constantly crave my master’s cum and wish he would give it to me more often, but he knows how to tease me with it. Oh, and I forgot to mention that I love to choke on master’s piss whenever he is willing to give me it. Master also often invites me to sit on his lap which lets me grind my ass up against his cock like the little slut I am. After that if I’ve been good he normally spreads my tight tailhole and fills it with his nine inch husky cock. It feels amazing once he knots up inside of me and slaps his sack against my ass as he fucks me. Other times he lets me take his huge cock in my mouth and drink down all of his cum. I love gagging on the scent of master’s musky balls as I suck his cock and always make sure to get them in my mouth too so I can clean them for him. I love for everyone to know that I’m his bitch and wish he would take me for more walks on a leash so they can all see what a dumb pet I am. That’s about all I can think of to put here for now, but I am a dumb bitch so I’m sure there is something I forgot to add. Anyways, time to go back to my place at Discario’s feet where I belong. Thank you for reading and feel free to add me to chat, but remember I am his slut only~ <3

I want to vote for my boy kev, but a team with alittlegirl and mason on it doesn't sound like it will survive for very long.

if esea does survive and has a lan this season I expect to see 2-3 LAN funding threads rip sponsors

Don't understand why the invite players won't support CEVO. They have shown that they have the potential of getting and organizing a LAN, but without support from top players I don't really see it coming to fruition.

The way I see it is that CEVO is willing to cater and take care of their new players, while ESEA is not and does not have any intention of caring about their new players. ESEA is a fucking dumpster if you aren't invite. Invite seems to be above the rules because I can recall several occasions where teams were forced to forfeit win because they could only field 4 players on a night and couldn't reschedule to a Monday, however I have seen invite teams postpone their matches for WEEKS.

ESEA: Open is getting ddos'd and has no stv, well if they were invite maybe we would care.

#mesr4presr

http://i.imgur.com/GorbFap.png

Depends on the setting of the fight. In water or open land a polar bear would probably win because it could charge and easily swipe the gorilla's face off, but in a forest environment a gorilla would have too much mobility to drop down on a polar bear and one hit KO the bear.

http://i.imgur.com/1Zx2N4i.gif

sounds like pugna all over again