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hooters has the best fried pickles

Happened to me a handful of times but I've read about it before so I knew it was sleep paralysis. I was only able to nudge my head a bit but I started to regain control after a minute or two.

nice b8 eliot, got 2 of em

It is quite the opposite. If you car looks shitty/dirty it tells people that you're lazy and don't maintain your shit meaning you're more likely to have issues with your license/registration/insurance. This is how cops think and you'll get nabbed if your car looks like shit. Don't have to be crazy just keep it clean.
edit: misread this post

On a sidenote, cops don't need any evidence if they can get you to admit you were breaking the law. This is why they ask you shit like "do you know how fast you were going?". It's not an innocent question, they're trying to get you to admit. Always play dumb and say you have no idea. They might try to guilt trip you with a "oh really? you really don't know how fast you were going?" Don't fall for it, keep playing the dumb card. Ideally you wouldn't say a single word to a cop but that can rustle their jimmies so learn to talk without saying anything.

Also, if you must speed, get another speeder to trail you so you only have to outrun the trailer and not the cop. (The maneuver in action.)

rey mysterio got the moves

you make the name

this clip will single handedly cause hundreds of open medics to take 4v1s pushing last

definitely possible with a sourcemod plugin and I think it wouldn't be too hard to make. could implement it in pugchamp or something

23, I think a more elegant fix would be to give ownership of the last capped point to the other team when the timer hits 0. That will deny turtlers forward spawns and forces someone to go back and cap giving the other team opportunity to gain ground. Resetting the entire round would disrupt the flow of the game.

grammar

what happens when the round timer ends?

imagine a game being played for a billion dollars. no team would not park the bus when they are up rounds. it would devolve the game into a turtlefest. while games aren't being played for a billion dollars this thought experiment does reveal an inherent flaw and something the devs should address.

move to maine