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Signed Up	July 11, 2014
Last Posted	June 9, 2019 at 2:01 AM
Posts	481 (0.1 per day)

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SteamID64

76561198054800840

SteamID3

[U:1:94535112]

SteamID32

STEAM_0:0:47267556

Country

Germany

Signed Up

July 11, 2014

Last Posted

June 9, 2019 at 2:01 AM

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481 (0.1 per day)

NurseyThrough my years of gameplay in TF2 and seeing the actions of thousands in MGE I have developed many tactics that I learned from the masters (soldier gameplay only).

Ammomod (MGE): From Bullet to my old pal despite_12 to literally anyone who use to roll me in this arena, I found out that they all move the same way. They just literally hold down one key. They don't do the basic mindless hold down A and then randomly hit D. They just move in one direction while you try to predict them when they hit their D key like a moron. A very patented strategy I found out I call the AsianRiceGuy(tm) where you just make sure they shoot first and keep your distance and when they got no ammo left you just run at them with your superior health, ammo, and cock.

Badlands Middle: This is the arena where I first slayed many MGE veterans and have left the arena a newborn 'homosexual' (based on the words of those that have fallen to me in Badlands Middle). The secret to this arena is another patented movement strategy. Instead of playing on top of the crates, you jump on that little train piece that climbs you ontop of the train multiple times. The enemy soldier shoots the ground? Jump on top of the train. They shoot the train? Walk to the ground. You are now playing a game where they either have to bomb you OR predict where you're gonna land.

Badlands Spire: This arena is the most pointless of arenas. No soldier runs shotgun anymore but 90% of soldier kills on this arena are done with shotgun now 'n' days. Anyway this one is going to require a simple image to relay the ultimate strategy for this arena.

https://puu.sh/zQJnb.png

I call this patented area the 'delpo spot'. If an enemy soldier is bombing you all you need to do is tactically retreat to the Delpo Spot(tm). As a bonus for your tactical retreat, you get to only show your head so when you're shooting your shotgun at the enemy soldier, he can barely splash you with rockets, not hit you with their shotgun AND you get to see his full body (ez shotgun hits).

This is what I learned through my years in MGE. Homosexual, out.

come the fuck on, now everyones gunna know about this....