slain_idiot

Actually ZP has been casting overwatch matches since closed beta and is probably the best caster the game has right now in terms of game knowledge

i only drink KFC gravy

no you don't, you need to start smoking even more

quit: cocaine

working on: finding a career i actually enjoy. i just sit at my job bored as fuck all day browsing reddit

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yes bb

real gaymers live off of doritos and mountain dew

amr still holding the record after all these years for most deaths in a single match. now i remember why we cut him

wow so many gaymers near me in san jose

GOOD, women are only on this planet for sexy times, except for the fat ones.

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this dude is a registered sex offender for molesting a minor and has a pretty bad criminal history, so i have no sympathy. wanna act like a gangster? well sometimes gangsters get shot and killed.

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invite players r so kewl and funny. u have 2 b funny and kewl 2 b invite.

That being said, destro is the funniest

2007: me, enigma, fanom, makaveli, solidsnake started playing after NS died. This was the original TF2 xensity, we got into the competitive scene right after the first CEVO tournament, went CEVO P the following season.

2008: quit xensity to form a team with justin, nightmare, ruwin, bman, got picked up by x6. Did nothing but finish 2nd in CEVO P

2009-2010: quit x6 and joined sway with destro, hero, amr, reen, and casey, later got picked up by Evil Geniuses with these guys. ESEA picked up TF2 around this time, went straight to invite. Nothing but 2nd place finishes again. Cut amrit and got cyzer on scout. Everyone started quitting or not wanting to play as much so we picked up phelon, reptile, syckness, and dummy. rage quit and made an open team with randoms, didn't even make playoffs lol. Quit after that season and made an IM team with phelon, paladin, and others. Had a good first half of the season then started losing because everyone would argue. I quit midseason and joined an open team with Basik. Basik and I quit the team after that season.

2011: Basik and I went to invite to play for apoplexy industries, went 1-15 all season, vowed never to play this game competitively again.

2012 - now: sometimes i pub or play pugs, but rarely, I don't find the game to be as exciting or fun anymore. I still love this community regardless of how much I act like an asshole, because I've met a lot of great people that I still talk to daily.

Evil Geniuses with destro, casey, reen, amrit, and hero was my favorite team to play with because we were all good buds. amrit was holding us back and we really wanted to win so what do we do? we go and cut one of our best buds and picked up a bunch of try hards and it turned into a toxic environment. in hindsight, we should've just worked with amrit more on improving. Pro tip: If you're on a team where everyone is best friends, don't fucking cut anybody regardless of how many 2nd place finishes you get.

I live in SJ, 10 minutes from the SAP center, but im from Pittsburgh. FeelsGoodMan