since nobody is gonna click on this thread i can post what i want...

i want to ♥♥♥♥ minecraft steve. have you seen the way his blocks are so perfectly aligned? ugh it makes me so horny. everytime i see him i imagine all the things he could do to me with those block hands of his... i don’t think i’ve ever loved a person more. everytime i think of him i instantly get moist, and i crave his touch whenever an image of him pops into my mind. his sexy, brown locks, his jeans, his tan skin, everything about him is perfect. i’ve never wanted a person so badly. no one has ever made me feel this way, and i don’t want anything more than to suck on his little block penis and taste his gamer juice. ugh. i bet he’s so big, i could feel him all the way in my stomach. he could break me. i want to sit on his square head and feel his tongue deep inside of me. i love minecraft steve.