i saw "phoque mon coq" in a newgrounds cartoon when i was 10, found it funny. then at some point someone tried to type phoque but fucked it up and i thought it was hilarious

dave2, who used to go by jenkins, is named neither dave nor jenkins

mine is very depressing :(. I joined the military and got through 99% of the training, only problem was god hates me and he gave me a spinal decease that makes my back all fucking curvy and dumb. 1 week left of training during an exorcise my platoon was conducting a raid. my C6 gunner (M240B if your American) had a sprained ankle and his battle buddy left him behind. at that moment my back was already in an immense amount of pain, but my good nature got the best of me and I took the 26 lb gun the 5lb spare barrel and the 3lb cleaning kit and traded it for a 7lb rifle, now thats not that heavy but i was 110 lbs at the time and was wearing 80 lbs of fighting order. I slung it onto my shoulder and it instantly tweeked my back. not only that but the base we were on was a former tank base and there were "tank ruts" everywhere (2 ft deep tire tracks from ww2) so i tripped with the machine gun and fucked it up worse. in the end i got sent home and i never really fully recovered from the injury. My IRL friends from highschool would make fun of me constantly for fucking up my back in training so as a joke to make fun of my self i made my discord name "oof my bones" than i joined a shitty steel ugc team and my team leader just started calling me bones so i went fuck it im b0nes now. bit of a long story but my name would of been trythisathome if it weren't for the injury. I consider that name cringe compared to b0nes wich rolls off the tongue nicely.

Wait did people really not know his name is actually Mark? I know he has been memeing about this since like 2012 but I didn't think people really believed it.

my name but not my name

i used to pub with some friends and we would name each ourselves [x animal] with a(n) [x instrument], i was cat with a flute. it eventually shortened into catwif as i spent more time online and needed a proper alias.

non hard r version of my first name

Used to go by "Bandicoot" because crash bandicoot on ps1 was my favorite game. People kept thinking I was a furry once I started playing tf2. I really like music and kept changing my steam name to the name of a song (+.mp3) or lyrics. Eventually just kept the ".mp3". Decided "flac" was easier to be called than "mp3". Im not really an audiophile by any stretch, and my winrate isnt "lossless", but here we are...

too many people go by as KJ, so I anglicized my first name, thought the oxymoron was funny

i thought sulfur was a cool word but wanted the ye olde version

I got my name from this vid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wn1gyKN2uG4

I like ducks

i didnt want "awezombie13" to be my username forever and wanted a more professional player sounding name, and since im creative AS FUCK!!! cre-8 was born.

when i was like 10, i went to a show and was super impressed by this guy who played the saxophone to the point of making it my alias, it kinda just stuck after that

My 2nd oldest brother used to go by "The-Small-Cheese", My Older brother whos closer to my age went by "the-tiny-cheese" at one point though he doesn't use that alias any more. I went with "Themicrocheeze" since I am the youngest of 4 siblings.

when I was in the 5th grade I thought Ed's love for buttered toast in Ed Edd n' Eddy was the funniest thing so I fiddled around with 'toast' as a username and ended up with an 'rz' at the end

I want to be the first bunny cop to join ZPD

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperate_coniferous_forest

My dog's name was Lemmy. Back in 2010, my previous alias of Luigi789 was taken in Minecraft, so was Lemmy, so I picked Lemmypemmy. That then eventually shortened into Lemmy

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Dont tell them what cookiejake's name is

I want Lemmypemmy back

nickname I was given as an alternative to a similar nickname I had which was a slightly racist inside joke I made when I was 14

https://autotraderau-res.cloudinary.com/image/upload/t_gl/v1/glasses/BdDMLVkR.jpg

My brother, I thought I was the only one

Maybe sometime, Buddy

I was born the year of the tiger and made my steam account when I was 11 so spelt it like a mong.

i was tired of my old alias so i named myself after a dwarf planet and it kinda stuck

ur still a mong bro

exhale

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