need one by tomorrow and I was wondering if anyone had any good ones
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Mine was "years from now you're going to look back at this and remember how much I hated you"
not sure if that counts as good though
Mine was "years from now you're going to look back at this and remember how much I hated you"
not sure if that counts as good though
not sure if that counts as good though
free quotes courtesy of miss georgina martin
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free quotes courtesy of miss georgina martin
free quotes courtesy of miss georgina martin
"I can still taste the gunpowder they put in the food!"
"I can still taste the gunpowder they put in the food!"
wint ?@dril 4 Sep
i finally worked up enough courage to cry in front of the pregnant woman who frequents my gym
wint ?@dril 4 Sep
i finally worked up enough courage to cry in front of the pregnant woman who frequents my gym
i finally worked up enough courage to cry in front of the pregnant woman who frequents my gym
You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire
You Think I Ain't Worth A Dollar, But I Feel Like A Millionaire
One of my friends used this one from LotR: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I thought it was pretty good.
One of my friends used this one from LotR: I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.
I thought it was pretty good.
I thought it was pretty good.
Sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches then fall to their deaths.
Sometimes sloths grab their own arms thinking they're tree branches then fall to their deaths.
im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole
im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole
shrtcontrol the flank
Im actually dying pls send help
"I ate all the pi. Good luck in math next year."
Edit: OMG COLE
[quote=shrt]control the flank[/quote]
Im actually dying pls send help
"I ate all the pi. Good luck in math next year."
Edit: OMG COLE
Im actually dying pls send help
"I ate all the pi. Good luck in math next year."
Edit: OMG COLE
It's about how big you are, it's about how you wiggle your worm.
It's about how big you are, it's about how you wiggle your worm.
alec_im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.
[quote=alec_]im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole[/quote]
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.
pine_beetleIt's about how long it is, it's about how you wiggle your worm.
That's not a complete sentence YSQKDJJWSJHFUSBXLpalz
[quote=pine_beetle]It's about how long it is, it's about how you wiggle your worm.[/quote]
That's not a complete sentence YSQKDJJWSJHFUSBXLpalz
That's not a complete sentence YSQKDJJWSJHFUSBXLpalz
Colealec_im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.
please keep going
[quote=Cole][quote=alec_]im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole[/quote]
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.[/quote]
please keep going
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.[/quote]
please keep going
Alrighty!
In 1992 five cows were killed in drive by shootings in Clay County, Missouri.
Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell.
4 people are killed a year by randomly falling vending machines.
A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.
Porcupines masturbate.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
And that's about all I got. Gonna make more of these into binds soonish.
Alrighty!
In 1992 five cows were killed in drive by shootings in Clay County, Missouri.
Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell.
4 people are killed a year by randomly falling vending machines.
A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.
Porcupines masturbate.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
And that's about all I got. Gonna make more of these into binds soonish.
In 1992 five cows were killed in drive by shootings in Clay County, Missouri.
Among older men, vanilla is the most erotic smell.
4 people are killed a year by randomly falling vending machines.
A pig's orgasm lasts for half an hour.
Porcupines masturbate.
It is physically impossible for a pig to look up at the sky.
Rubber bands last longer when refrigerated.
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
And that's about all I got. Gonna make more of these into binds soonish.
Colealec_im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.
more silly facts. i think we might need a new thread for silly facts.
[quote=Cole][quote=alec_]im using the sloth one holy shit im dying in my chair thank you cole[/quote]
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.[/quote]
more silly facts. i think we might need a new thread for silly facts.
Glad I could help! =D
I got some other silly facts if you need others.[/quote]
more silly facts. i think we might need a new thread for silly facts.
If you want a smart quote, look in here: http://classics.mit.edu/Tzu/artwar.html
For anything else, there's Ggglygy.
If you want a smart quote, look in here: http://classics.mit.edu/Tzu/artwar.html
For anything else, there's Ggglygy.
For anything else, there's Ggglygy.
Which came first, ranch, or cool ranch?
~Andrew Jackson
Which came first, ranch, or cool ranch?
~Andrew Jackson
~Andrew Jackson
brahhttp://i.imgur.com/fJQpWko.jpg
they guy two to his left just asks where the toilet is, and then thanks his friends and says goodbye. What? he didn't even use hiragana,it's all in romaji
[quote=brah]http://i.imgur.com/fJQpWko.jpg[/quote]
they guy two to his left just asks where the toilet is, and then thanks his friends and says goodbye. What? he didn't even use hiragana,it's all in romaji
they guy two to his left just asks where the toilet is, and then thanks his friends and says goodbye. What? he didn't even use hiragana,it's all in romaji
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