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Help Get Chess Club to LAN!
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#1
57 Frags +

Hello all,

You may know me as Jack Zhu. Others know me as nick710. But I think everyone knows me as stultus, the protagonist of a classic story of underdog-gone-invite. I have painstakingly climbed the latter of ESEA from open, then to IM, then finally to invite, to achieve my dream goal of meeting renowned players "harbleu" and "YZ50," my idols. And my team has succeeded in netting a LAN spot so we can sangreen it up.

But one problem: We're dirt poor. I have toiled in school, putting in countless hours to tutor young kids about the lessons of love,so I have been unable to net a job. Triunderscore is currently learning how to feel emotions, kermit has been asking his mom for permission to go to LAN, sonmychest has disappeared off into the night, Tagg is playing some fucking random ass rabbit game on stream, and omar is omar.

Community, we turn to you to help us get to LAN.

But this is not some ordinary fundraiser; I am the one hosting it.

For every $50 dollars that is donated: 1 "signature stultus" story told
Benchmarks:
$100: I release my normalcool twitter to the public
$250: Bring a video camera and chronicle my adventures of attempting to "catch" a "fish" in a new "ocean" of "fishes"
$500: Act in character for LAN

Also, starting Nov 1 I will be streaming my adventures in Team Fortress 2 and League of Legends to help this fundraiser out

http://chessclub.chipin.com/help-chess-club-get-to-esea-lan

Hello all,

You may know me as Jack Zhu. Others know me as nick710. But I think everyone knows me as stultus, the protagonist of a classic story of underdog-gone-invite. I have painstakingly climbed the latter of ESEA from open, then to IM, then finally to invite, to achieve my dream goal of meeting renowned players "harbleu" and "YZ50," my idols. And my team has succeeded in netting a LAN spot so we can sangreen it up.

But one problem: We're dirt poor. I have toiled in school, putting in countless hours to tutor young kids about the lessons of love,so I have been unable to net a job. Triunderscore is currently learning how to feel emotions, kermit has been asking his mom for permission to go to LAN, sonmychest has disappeared off into the night, Tagg is playing some fucking random ass rabbit game on stream, and omar is omar.

Community, we turn to you to help us get to LAN.

But this is not some ordinary fundraiser; I am the one hosting it.

For every $50 dollars that is donated: 1 "signature stultus" story told
Benchmarks:
$100: I release my normalcool twitter to the public
$250: Bring a video camera and chronicle my adventures of attempting to "catch" a "fish" in a new "ocean" of "fishes"
$500: Act in character for LAN

Also, starting Nov 1 I will be streaming my adventures in Team Fortress 2 and League of Legends to help this fundraiser out

http://chessclub.chipin.com/help-chess-club-get-to-esea-lan
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#2
15 Frags +

If $1000 is raised will you wear a suit to lan?

If $1000 is raised will you wear a suit to lan?
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#3
17 Frags +

i may donate if s changes his name to sonmychess

i may donate if s changes his name to sonmychess
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#4
35 Frags +

Keep the chipin up after LAN. I'd be glad to donate a bit so it's not all out of pocket for you guys, but I won't put my money in until kermit shows up - I've already seen him waste $450 on a plane ticket.

Keep the chipin up after LAN. I'd be glad to donate a bit so it's not all out of pocket for you guys, but I won't put my money in until kermit shows up - I've already seen him waste $450 on a plane ticket.
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#5
-128 Frags +

lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!
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#6
7 Frags +
cru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

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[quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]
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#7
3 Frags +
cru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

at least you tried

[quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]at least you tried
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#8
47 Frags +
cru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

Grade A shit poster award goes to cru5, nice 5 in your name douche bag what are you 12? go take a seat in that dumpster over there i'll close the lid for you

[quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]


Grade A shit poster award goes to cru5, nice 5 in your name douche bag what are you 12? go take a seat in that dumpster over there i'll close the lid for you
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#9
13 Frags +
dfycru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

Grade A shit poster award goes to cru5, nice 5 in your name douche bag what are you 12? go take a seat in that dumpster over there i'll close the lid for you

rofl

[quote=dfy][quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]


Grade A shit poster award goes to cru5, nice 5 in your name douche bag what are you 12? go take a seat in that dumpster over there i'll close the lid for you[/quote]rofl
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#10
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cru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

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[quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]
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#11
5 Frags +
dfycru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!

Grade A shit poster award goes to cru5, nice 5 in your name douche bag what are you 12? go take a seat in that dumpster over there i'll close the lid for you

gg no re

[quote=dfy][quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]


Grade A shit poster award goes to cru5, nice 5 in your name douche bag what are you 12? go take a seat in that dumpster over there i'll close the lid for you[/quote]

gg no re
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#12
0 Frags +

how about chess?

how about chess?
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#13
-11 Frags +
cru5lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!!
[quote=cru5]lol what a joke

quick everyone give random people money to play video games!!!![/quote]
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#14
-3 Frags +

wo dfy
wo

wo dfy
wo
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#15
3 Frags +

shots fired

shots fired
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#16
-47 Frags +

how mad?

how mad?
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#17
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SteveCIf $1000 is raised will you wear a suit to lan?

If $2000 is raised will you wear your birthday suit to LAN?

[quote=SteveC]If $1000 is raised will you wear a suit to lan?[/quote]

If $2000 is raised will you wear your birthday suit to LAN?
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#18
6 Frags +

donating

Contribution to Help Chess Club get…Contribution to Help Chess Club get to ESEA LAN! by Chess Club (wangyu_an@hotmail.com)
$20.00Item price: $20.00Quantity: 1Item total $20.00
Total $20.00 USD

ilu tagg chan

donating

Contribution to Help Chess Club get…Contribution to Help Chess Club get to ESEA LAN! by Chess Club (wangyu_an@hotmail.com)
$20.00Item price: $20.00Quantity: 1Item total $20.00
Total $20.00 USD

ilu tagg chan
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#19
-5 Frags +

if $3000 is raised will you try to fuck every girl at lan

if $3000 is raised will you try to fuck every girl at lan
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#20
6 Frags +

if my dick is raised im gonna fuck you

if my dick is raised im gonna fuck you
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#21
17 Frags +

defy just sending those clowns back to the circus

defy just sending those clowns back to the circus
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#22
1 Frags +
justinKeep the chipin up after LAN. I'd be glad to donate a bit so it's not all out of pocket for you guys, but I won't put my money in until kermit shows up - I've already seen him waste $450 on a plane ticket.

This

[quote=justin]Keep the chipin up after LAN. I'd be glad to donate a bit so it's not all out of pocket for you guys, but I won't put my money in until kermit shows up - I've already seen him waste $450 on a plane ticket.[/quote]
This
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#23
-48 Frags +

games dead, 3 teams at lan...later nerds

games dead, 3 teams at lan...later nerds
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#24
16 Frags +

your ass still sore from that banana powah shoved up it?

your ass still sore from that banana powah shoved up it?
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#25
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If I pitch in $10 will you get a picture of you and harbleu and yz50 all hugging each other?

If I pitch in $10 will you get a picture of you and harbleu and yz50 all hugging each other?
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#26
18 Frags +

implying $10 is worth having to hug harbleu

implying $10 is worth having to hug harbleu
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#27
1 Frags +

gave $15, hope2cu@lan

cru5how mad?

idk, how mad ARE you?

gave $15, hope2cu@lan

[quote=cru5]how mad?[/quote]idk, how mad ARE you?
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#28
7 Frags +

cru5, the guy who calls people leagues above him bad, and then shit talks the game he plays. so not only is he a cunt, but he's an eggplant dick cunt

cru5, the guy who calls people leagues above him bad, and then shit talks the game he plays. so not only is he a cunt, but he's an eggplant dick cunt
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#29
7 Frags +

goddamn crus when did you turn into ametrine :<>

goddamn crus when did you turn into ametrine :<>
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#30
0 Frags +

is HRG giving you any funding?

is HRG giving you any funding?
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