that i agree dude and i feel sorry too

the school system is so fucked up. i mean why would they track and follow what you do outside of school. thats an invasion of privacy and why should they only keep track of whats going on in facebook, twitter, etc and not all social platforms? they probably wont give a fuck what happens to students outside of those things:

"wah wah mr.smith, matt made a racist remark on my esea page"

another thing i would like mention is that 90% of comments on the internet is ironic. how can you tell if a guy is actually cyberbullying or if hes kidding around blabbering gay bs because really, thats how guy friends talk to each other too.

fixd

Suspended for signing my own forms. I guess I can understand that normally, but the school knows i live by myself. blah.

In hindsight, I probably should not have signed my own name. I am not a smart person.

i got suspended for tossing my friends gum pack back at him, which my principal justified with "he coulda pressed charges for assault". I probably wouldn't have gotten suspended if I didn't cuss out that hoe

got saturday school for throwing a packet of crackers at my friend

got a week of detention for kicking (tapping more like) a trash can

Although that is extremely absurd and you didn't deserve half of those punishments, I think you need to calm down :S

i used to get jumped a lot in 3rd grade by these older white kids, one day they decided to write swears on the schools walls and said i did it. it was mad stupid because i couldn't even read or write and they believed the older white kids lol.

I got in school suspension for calling someone a slut on the bus after they chided me endlessly about me being a terrorist (I'm Pakistani). When I went to the principal's office the next day he said he would've done the same thing but he had to punish me because of protocol.

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The day it happened I had skipped a class to finish homework I didn't do the night before. When they brought me into the office, I thought it was about that. In my head I was trying to make make a form of an excuse, and when they came to me saying "how morally wrong and how bad I was at being an ethical human being for disabling your friend's iphone"

I was laughing so hard internally, while attempting to keep a straight face in the office. In the office it was the Principle, Vice Principle, and the college counselor. All of them just for disabling an iphone. They were saying how I could have had access to a bank account, credit card information (?!), personal emails and texts, if I had guessed the correct passcode.

Fun times.

in kindergarten a fellow student looked sad so I patted him on the back and then he punched me in the nose and i got in trouble for "slapping" him :(

During the eighth grade, I was doing in-school suspension for some reason that I will never remember. At some point, someone threw up. Janitor gets called, he starts cleaning it up, etc. While that is happening, the kid in front of me is getting a little annoying. I was kinda friends with him, but he was still annoying lol. Eventually, I said something like "shut up before I smack your bald head" to the kid in front of me (he had a shaved head, he wasn't a cancer patient or anything l0l). It wasn't a malevolent statement, because we were joking with each other for a while.

Welp, after I said that, janitor turns around and said "I heard what you said" and walks out.

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Janitor walks back in with principal, points at me, and says "He called me fat and bald."

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I get suspended for five days.

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I lost almost all my recess in 6th grade for writing ebay sucks on a laptop in microsoft word, idk why i did it but it wasn't worth.

People have recess in middle school? Wtf

Where I went to school 6th year was the last year you had recess. Then you went to a different school or a different part of your school for years 7 and 8, then you went to highschool for 9-12.

Put a dude's bag in the urinal, got a Saturday detention.

interesting word choice by someone complaining of demoralizing and stereotyping activity

yeah how dare they give you detention for doing that. do you not understand what this thread is

Got a 3 hour saturday morning detention for 'doing the incorrect homework'. Now, I was one of 4 people (out of a class of 30) to actually do the homework for this IT class. I had loads of random bits of old homework/notes from previous lessons and other classes. Teacher walks past my desk, sees some random 2 month old piece of work I had done for the IT class and asks me why I done the wrong homework. Doesn't let me say a word. When I try and explain myself, I get told to get my arse to the headmasters office for having 'attitude problems'. Start explaining myself to the headmaster, only to have the IT teacher come running in and saying I should get a headmasters detention (3 hour saturday morning bullshit). So that's what I got.
EDIT:
Oh and none of the other 26 people that didn't even do the homework got any form of detention. They were just told to get it done for the next lesson.

A month later, said IT teacher is 'asked to leave' the school (he got his arse fired for being a useless POS teacher). He had graded my GCSE coursework at 90%. After he got fired, it was re-marked by our new IT teacher. Mark dropped to 40%. Was told I wasn't good enough to do the IT GCSE. Don't have an IT GCSE now because that first IT teacher was a retard. :|

crazy

I called a girl a hooker and got a in school detention

that's kinda mean to call a girl that :\

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No I mean she called me gay so I called her hooker but being the gentleman that I am I did not tell the teacher she called me gay. This was in 7 grade.

One time in fourth grade some kid couldn't find his pencil because another kid stole it. Upon hearing about this tragedy, our teacher wouldn't let us go to recess until someone handed over the stolen goods so we all sat in the classroom eyeing the door. Now, I didn't think it was cool to force everyone to waste their recess time because some idiot wouldn't turn himself in so I told the teacher I took the pencil. Once she heard that, she let everyone go to recess and I had to stay back and have a talk. She kept asking why I stole the pencil and the only answer I had was "I don't know..." I must have given it away somehow because she finally asked why I said I had taken the kids pencil when I really didn't. I then explained that I thought it was stupid that all these people had to suffer as a group for something one individual did. I don't remember what happened after that but I don't think we ever figured out who actually stole the pencil.

so.. this year?

i think i got iss for telling somebody id go columbine on them if they didnt stop taking my chocolate milk but idk 1st grade was a hard year man

I am in grade 9

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When I was in HS in the late 90's, I ended getting ISS a lot and most of them were for legitimate reasons but sense he was an intermediate principle we got away with a lot too. The correct suspensions were stupid things like getting in fights with my best friend, skipping school, forging papers to give a fake address/number to parents so I could skip school without getting caught, powerslaming someone to the hood of our football coaches car (Damn, I wasn't a good kid, since there still is worse) But the longest ISS that I received was for 5 days for the dumbest thing.

I should start with this was a few weeks after Columbine, my neighbor and I were talking on the bus ride home about paintball guns (which was just starting to really come into the mainstream)
An ex-girlfriend overheard the convo and assumed we were talking about real guns and told the principle. He then called the cops, and I later found out that they got a search warrant and searched our whole house. When I was called down to the principle office there was 3-4 cops waiting and they started to interrogate me. After a few hours of explaining my story and nothing showing up at my house, (Other than the paintball gun that I was talking about) they still had to interrogate the kid I was talking to separately to prove that I was telling the truth. They then finally released me, but told the principle that I shouldn't go to classes so they can "keep a eye on me" Ended up with 5 days in a separate room with a teacher + cop to watch me. This story is exactly why I went with pre-law and wanted to go to law school. To bad by the time I was in undergrad the lawyer field was EXTREMELY over saturated.