one time in middle school i threw milk at a wall and it ended up having a security camera on it which i in the process broke as well as giving clear evidence it was me, that was a good move. then in high school i hooked up with this chick in the dining area in a grocery store which was empty and there was a camera up there and i ended up getting suspended, because apparently this was some sort of crime? i dont know but security cameras aint gucci
in 5th grade i wrote a list of steps on how to complete a quest in runescape to give to a friend and my teacher read it when i passed the note. got in trouble because part of the quest involved giving beer to a guard to make him too drunk to do his job. parents were called but they didnt really care since they knew it was just a game and i wasnt actually promoting the consumption of alcohol in elementary school or whatever the assumption was
I hope when I apply for jobs when I'm older that they don't see that I'm a convicted bystander of twitter cyber bullying.
In first grade I was sent to the principal's office along with a bunch of other kids for being in a recess fight club.
In second grade I was sent to the principal's office again for playing with toy cars on the slide. He confiscated all my Hot Wheels and then "lost" them.
In second grade I was sent to the principal's office again for playing with toy cars on the slide. He confiscated all my Hot Wheels and then "lost" them.
In 3rd grade I had to pee really bad, so I peed on a tree and the supervisor saw me and sent me to the principals office. She didn't really send me, she dragged me to the office. I got an ISS for a day and I was crying the whole time.
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when I was in the 2nd grade I made my own comic book series and sold copies for 50 cents to other kids, and one kid bought 4 in one day and then I got in trouble because his parents called the principal because he gave me his lunch money so all of my comics were confiscated and I had to give all of the money I made back.
In 7th grade, my math teacher wrote the wrong homework assignment on the board and I copied it down at the beginning of class. I went to the nurse's office for the second half of the class and she apparently changed the hw to the correct one. I went home, did the wrong problems for hw, come back to class the next day and get detention for it.
I PUNCHED A KID IN THE GUT FOR TELLING ME I PICKED MY NOSE WHEN I WAS ONLY RUBBING THE OUTSIDE.
I WAS IN 4TH GRADE
I WAS BADASS
I NEVER GOT IN TROUBLE
I WAS IN 4TH GRADE
I WAS BADASS
I NEVER GOT IN TROUBLE
ToasterDaggerToasterI called a girl a hooker and got a in school detentionthat's kinda mean to call a girl that :\
No I mean she called me gay so I called her hooker but being the gentleman that I am I did not tell the teacher she called me gay. This was in 7 grade.
ToasterThe terrible truth about america
Americans are fat, and incredibly bigoted. When they aren't eating burgers the size of American cars (which are bigger than other cars) they are coming up with more sweeping generalizations regarding other nations. Quite a bit of which is untrue.
Their ignorance.
A true gentleman
I got in trouble for punching someone that claimed to have taken 50 dollars from me as a joke (PRETTY FUNNY)
that's kinda mean to call a girl that :\[/quote]
No I mean she called me gay so I called her hooker but being the gentleman that I am I did not tell the teacher she called me gay. This was in 7 grade.[/quote]
[quote=Toaster]The terrible truth about america
Americans are fat, and incredibly bigoted. When they aren't eating burgers the size of American cars (which are bigger than other cars) they are coming up with more sweeping generalizations regarding other nations. Quite a bit of which is untrue.
Their ignorance. [/quote]
A true gentleman
I got in trouble for punching someone that claimed to have taken 50 dollars from me as a joke (PRETTY FUNNY)
The only time i have ever gotten suspended is in middle school. My friend was being very obscene and i told him blatantly i wouldn't give him a blowjob. I got suspended for "sexual harassment of another guy".
back in middle school my friends were taking notes, they both looked at eachother and the teacher gave them both ISS for "communicating somehow" this teacher also gave me ISS for rubbing a paper on a desk because i was too distracting
i had a rubber band once in 4th grade, and i planned to shoot it at my friend. this girl walked in front of me right before i did and it hit her in the eyeball, and then i just walked to my art class and pretended like nothing happened. since i pointed my finger like a gun, the principal tried to say i was a terrorist.
she was gone for a week and when she came back, she was wearing glasses, and she still has to.
she was gone for a week and when she came back, she was wearing glasses, and she still has to.
MangachuToasterDaggerToasterI called a girl a hooker and got a in school detentionthat's kinda mean to call a girl that :\
No I mean she called me gay so I called her hooker but being the gentleman that I am I did not tell the teacher she called me gay. This was in 7 grade.ToasterThe terrible truth about america
Americans are fat, and incredibly bigoted. When they aren't eating burgers the size of American cars (which are bigger than other cars) they are coming up with more sweeping generalizations regarding other nations. Quite a bit of which is untrue.
Their ignorance.
A true gentleman
I got in trouble for punching someone that claimed to have taken 50 dollars from me as a joke (PRETTY FUNNY)
Toaster
Do you ever make a funny, or real, post? I feel like you are very young by the stupid comments that you always make. Maybe it's about time for you to calm down and not be an ass to people.
that's kinda mean to call a girl that :\[/quote]
No I mean she called me gay so I called her hooker but being the gentleman that I am I did not tell the teacher she called me gay. This was in 7 grade.[/quote]
[quote=Toaster]The terrible truth about america
Americans are fat, and incredibly bigoted. When they aren't eating burgers the size of American cars (which are bigger than other cars) they are coming up with more sweeping generalizations regarding other nations. Quite a bit of which is untrue.
Their ignorance. [/quote]
A true gentleman
I got in trouble for punching someone that claimed to have taken 50 dollars from me as a joke (PRETTY FUNNY)[/quote]
Toaster
Do you ever make a funny, or real, post? I feel like you are very young by the stupid comments that you always make. Maybe it's about time for you to calm down and not be an ass to people.
Once I got suspended for 5 days for evidently "assaulting" the substitute teacher, in 5th grade, worst part was I just accidently bumped into her due to bad spacial perception.
In 6th grade I got a week of afterschool suspension for, I shit you not not, getting bullied, I legitemetely got bullied then called down to the main office for it and was given a week of afterschool suspension best part was I DIDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN TO ANYONE.
Another time in 6th grade a kid shoved me into the hallway then tripped me to the ground, I fought back and got ISS, he got nothing.
In 6th grade I got a week of afterschool suspension for, I shit you not not, getting bullied, I legitemetely got bullied then called down to the main office for it and was given a week of afterschool suspension best part was I DIDN'T EVEN COMPLAIN TO ANYONE.
Another time in 6th grade a kid shoved me into the hallway then tripped me to the ground, I fought back and got ISS, he got nothing.
I drew balls in a history textbook so a nuclear missile looked like a dick and got iss. I also got in trouble for taking shits in the bathroom reserved for special ed kids at my school but i even flushed and was clean I just didnt want people to walk in on me taking a shit damn. I also had to see a psychologist when I was in elementary school because I was rubbing my dick in class and my teacher caught me but it was just itchy I didnt even know what jacking off was at the time.
I once got suspended for two days for breaking an exit sign, two days before school was out.
In middle school (the 6th grade), I got sent to Disciplinary Alternative Education Program (D.A.E.P.), which is basically I.S.S. except it's in a separate building in cubicles and for a minimum of sixty days, for kicking a volleyball when we had a substitute gym teacher.
Also got sent to D.A.E.P. (the 8th grade) for being in the bleachers at a basketball game and yelling that the other team sucked.
When I was in the fifth grade we had a really lame music class and me and my buddy would always do dumb shit like play the recorder with our nose and shit. We'd get sent to the principal office pretty much daily. One time my buddy got in trouble and then I told him I'd see him in a bit, and then I got sent to the principal office for making fun of him.
In High school, I made my English teacher cry because I fell asleep in class and she thought I was just ignoring her.
I also got into trouble in the same class for reading (we had to read out loud) Shakespeare extremely obnoxiously and later got out of trouble by just saying it was just my enthusiasm for great literary works.
In middle school (the 6th grade), I got sent to Disciplinary Alternative Education Program (D.A.E.P.), which is basically I.S.S. except it's in a separate building in cubicles and for a minimum of sixty days, for kicking a volleyball when we had a substitute gym teacher.
Also got sent to D.A.E.P. (the 8th grade) for being in the bleachers at a basketball game and yelling that the other team sucked.
When I was in the fifth grade we had a really lame music class and me and my buddy would always do dumb shit like play the recorder with our nose and shit. We'd get sent to the principal office pretty much daily. One time my buddy got in trouble and then I told him I'd see him in a bit, and then I got sent to the principal office for making fun of him.
In High school, I made my English teacher cry because I fell asleep in class and she thought I was just ignoring her.
I also got into trouble in the same class for reading (we had to read out loud) Shakespeare extremely obnoxiously and later got out of trouble by just saying it was just my enthusiasm for great literary works.
Story from back when I lived in east yurop, the closest I got to getting suspended
In most schools there we have someone assigned to watch the classroom during recreation and clean the chalk boards. This kid (who hated me) came back to the room while I was cleaning around and accused me of stealing his pencil case (lol?) and wanted to punch me, so he started charging at me like an idiot. He probably forgot I was pretty good at martial arts at the time so I put him down in one move, after which I proceeded to tell the teacher that he attacked me and I had to defend myself (I almost broke his arm).
He got suspended
Also on a side note, grades 1-8 in Romania were hell and getting bullied every single day was a normal thing. Fights would arise from stupid stuff such as "I like that football club" and "Why are you seating at the same table with the girl I like?" (???) . Sadly, if you didn't stand up for yourself and reminded everyone you don't take shit from them, you became a target for abuse.
In most schools there we have someone assigned to watch the classroom during recreation and clean the chalk boards. This kid (who hated me) came back to the room while I was cleaning around and accused me of stealing his pencil case (lol?) and wanted to punch me, so he started charging at me like an idiot. He probably forgot I was pretty good at martial arts at the time so I put him down in one move, after which I proceeded to tell the teacher that he attacked me and I had to defend myself (I almost broke his arm).
He got suspended
Also on a side note, grades 1-8 in Romania were hell and getting bullied every single day was a normal thing. Fights would arise from stupid stuff such as "I like that football club" and "Why are you seating at the same table with the girl I like?" (???) . Sadly, if you didn't stand up for yourself and reminded everyone you don't take shit from them, you became a target for abuse.
In 7th grade, got caught fighting a kid while putting him in a headlock by my gym teacher. Everybody hated him, and he slapped my friend (girl) in the face. He got a two-day suspension and I got two detentions.
In 4th grade I microwaved a carrot for 6 minutes and had my microwave privileges taken away for the rest of the year :( lemme tell ya, the lunchroom smelled amazing.
My 3 yu-gi-oh god cards were stolen by a big player of the school playground. The kid thought I was going to tattle tale on him, so he tattle taled on me, telling the principle that I stole his cards and he took them back. In-school recess in the office for 2 weeks as my punishment; kid became the real king of the yard with double set of god cards. I never retrieved my cards back, ending my yu-gi-oh career.
alfaStory from back when I lived in east yurop, the closest I got to getting suspended
In most schools there we have someone assigned to watch the classroom during recreation and clean the chalk boards. This kid (who hated me) came back to the room while I was cleaning around and accused me of stealing his pencil case (lol?) and wanted to punch me, so he started charging at me like an idiot. He probably forgot I was pretty good at martial arts at the time so I put him down in one move, after which I proceeded to tell the teacher that he attacked me and I had to defend myself (I almost broke his arm).
He got suspended
Also on a side note, grades 1-8 in Romania were hell and getting bullied every single day was a normal thing. Fights would arise from stupid stuff such as "I like that football club" and "Why are you seating at the same table with the girl I like?" (???) . Sadly, if you didn't stand up for yourself and reminded everyone you don't take shit from them, you became a target for abuse.
Wait is "Grades 1-8 in Romania" a code word for a Maximum Security State Prison?
In most schools there we have someone assigned to watch the classroom during recreation and clean the chalk boards. This kid (who hated me) came back to the room while I was cleaning around and accused me of stealing his pencil case (lol?) and wanted to punch me, so he started charging at me like an idiot. He probably forgot I was pretty good at martial arts at the time so I put him down in one move, after which I proceeded to tell the teacher that he attacked me and I had to defend myself (I almost broke his arm).
He got suspended
Also on a side note, grades 1-8 in Romania were hell and getting bullied every single day was a normal thing. Fights would arise from stupid stuff such as "I like that football club" and "Why are you seating at the same table with the girl I like?" (???) . Sadly, if you didn't stand up for yourself and reminded everyone you don't take shit from them, you became a target for abuse.[/quote]
Wait is "Grades 1-8 in Romania" a code word for a Maximum Security State Prison?
flippersWait is "Grades 1-8 in Romania" a code word for a Maximum Security State Prison?
Pretty much, we also had really tall fences around the school which didn't allow us to leave unless one of the school security guards unlocked the gate door for you. The gate door would be open before 8 and after 2, any other time you would need a permission slip to get out.
Pretty much, we also had really tall fences around the school which didn't allow us to leave unless one of the school security guards unlocked the gate door for you. The gate door would be open before 8 and after 2, any other time you would need a permission slip to get out.
i whipped a kid with a belt in 5th grade. then a few years later, my little brother did the same thing at my old school BUT IN THE BATHROOM AND HE WAS IN 2ND GRADE BEATING UP 8TH GRADERS. I got a detention because some girl snitched. My little brother didnt get caught at all.
Thats the shit i dont like...
Thats the shit i dont like...
alfaHe probably forgot I was pretty good at martial arts at the time so I put him down in one move
Such a badass
Such a badass
long story short: school is bullshit.
you try and help and you get punished for being part of the problem
you dont do anything and you get punished for not doing anything.
on a side-note i was discussing gerbiling with some friends in chemistry once and our teacher heard us and she said "you guys shouldn't do that its bad for you're health."
I got pretty embarrassed and didnt speak for the rest of the class.
you try and help and you get punished for being part of the problem
you dont do anything and you get punished for not doing anything.
on a side-note i was discussing gerbiling with some friends in chemistry once and our teacher heard us and she said "you guys shouldn't do that its bad for you're health."
I got pretty embarrassed and didnt speak for the rest of the class.