TF2 Quotations thread

#31

m

2 Frags – +

i didnt lose

#32

pie_hero

17 Frags – +

"What's more important your health or your tf2 career" -pet to miku 2012

#33

leaky

3 Frags – +

"Confidence is key. Without it you choke. With it, you perform."

#34

milo

46 Frags – +

"lucky bitch" -b4nny

#35

Waldo

26 Frags – +

control the flank, control the universe

#36

aiera

-5 Frags – +

"I am working on a rollout aimbot"
-Phrakture

#37

Totles

60 Frags – +

"I was fuckin 3 pans deep on that fucker" - ghos7ayama

#38

Hellbent

Momentum Mod

-23 Frags – +

"Oh ya?! Nice fuckin dick!"
-Aurora getting a little too mad :}

#39

Merchant

43 Frags – +

"I mean, come on, everyone has tried it" -Ruwin talking about tucking your penis between your legs to see what you would look like as a girl-2013

#40

2sy_morphiend

32 Frags – +

rofl who the hell are these fools voting woot as the best demoman? At what point did smart play and good aim become overlooked in favor of random mouse flicking and laying stickies everywhere in between constant failed jumps on the enemy medic. Obviously a better teammate than destro or solid, who actually attempt to do damage rather than just cleanup garbage frags.

here is a fun game: download a woot demo or stv of his team and attempt to count the number of shots which are aimed. Place bets with friends in mumble over how many times he will stickyjump into the other team to make up for his lack of dming ability. I know it's tempting to spec sureshot carrying him but take the time to truly observe this demoman and try to decipher what exactly he is attempting to do for his team at any given time. and if you still think he is good go to steam, right click tf2, select "delete local content" and take up a mw2 gaming career.

"It was just me and the pizza, and I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it out alive." -Buick

http://i.imgur.com/d91dq7J.jpg

rofl who the hell are these fools voting woot as the best demoman? At what point did smart play and good aim become overlooked in favor of random mouse flicking and laying stickies everywhere in between constant failed jumps on the enemy medic. Obviously a better teammate than destro or solid, who actually attempt to do damage rather than just cleanup garbage frags.

here is a fun game: download a woot demo or stv of his team and attempt to count the number of shots which are aimed. Place bets with friends in mumble over how many times he will stickyjump into the other team to make up for his lack of dming ability. I know it's tempting to spec sureshot carrying him but take the time to truly observe this demoman and try to decipher what exactly he is attempting to do for his team at any given time. and if you still think he is good go to steam, right click tf2, select "delete local content" and take up a mw2 gaming career.

"It was just me and the pizza, and I wasn't sure if I was gonna make it out alive." -Buick

[IMG]http://i.imgur.com/d91dq7J.jpg[/IMG]

#41

universe

1 Frags – +

Tooni"just kill them" - zebbosai main calling for broder @ i49 vs iM (iirc)
"i cannot breefa dees ayeer" - mirelin
"i sense ow-ah-ra" - mirelin (aura)
"i am in matrix" - mirelin

I'm pretty sure zebbo's quote was also said before they held against an epsilon push into process last with full uber adv. Etf2l grand finals, the same season broder broke epsi's winning streak.

[quote=Tooni]"just kill them" - zebbosai main calling for broder @ i49 vs iM (iirc)
"i cannot breefa dees ayeer" - mirelin
"i sense ow-ah-ra" - mirelin (aura)
"i am in matrix" - mirelin[/quote]

I'm pretty sure zebbo's quote was also said before they held against an epsilon push into process last with full uber adv. Etf2l grand finals, the same season broder broke epsi's winning streak.

#42

Geknaiir

5 Frags – +

"I piss like a fountain"
-rr

#43

Dave_

14 Frags – +

"____ is fucking DESTROYED" - Ma3la S12

#44

m

11 Frags – +

hey mason i know it's difficult dealing with being a chronic loser but you don't have to take it out on my esea profile. you should be thanking me for putting you on a team that actually wins matches but unfortunately you've gone and fucked that up as well. good luck on the rest of your season(2 weeks). also if i actually wanted to play tf2 this season i would be on a team right now

#45

m

24 Frags – +

also "my mumble isnt working you guys need to install teamspeak to play or i guess ill just use ingame"

#46

Mangachu

55 Frags – +

<tehprez> dude nice stream i love it, just kidding your a fucking nerd that has no life and sits alone at the lunch table at school because nobody likes you you might as well kill yourself because the only thing your good at is tf2 and jacking off you little fag

:(

<tehprez> dude nice stream i love it, just kidding your a fucking nerd that has no life and sits alone at the lunch table at school because nobody likes you you might as well kill yourself because the only thing your good at is tf2 and jacking off you little fag

:(

#47

Vortex

14 Frags – +

"working on beating a hard one" - monkey suit

#48

Toastrz97

19 Frags – +

"What if you pull your nipples off so hard that you take off all your skin?"
"If I stroke my penis, will it feel better?"
"1 in 1 people have aspergers" -Mikee

"sticky traps are in tf2" -Clockwork after b4nny's 4k blind det against FLOW

"What if you pull your nipples off so hard that you take off all your skin?"
"If I stroke my penis, will it feel better?"
"1 in 1 people have aspergers" -Mikee

"sticky traps are in tf2" -Clockwork after b4nny's 4k blind det against FLOW

#49

Kip

49 Frags – +

"Both are fun and challenging in their own regards." - Harbleu, on the 6s vs. HL debate

"If you're still watching, just go eat a whole cake." - Sal during a very long and silly GPit cast.

"Be humble away from the mic, be truthful on it and don't be afraid to park the bus on top of somebody if it's deserved." - Kinch on shoutcasting

"MustardOverlord did less damage than Switzerland during WWII." - Hildreth on Monday's DRS vs AG match

"Both are fun and challenging in their own regards." - Harbleu, on the 6s vs. HL debate

"If you're still watching, just go eat a whole cake." - Sal during a very long and silly GPit cast.

"Be humble away from the mic, be truthful on it and don't be afraid to park the bus on top of somebody if it's deserved." - Kinch on shoutcasting

"MustardOverlord did less damage than Switzerland during WWII." - Hildreth on Monday's DRS vs AG match

#50

Dagger

cp_granary_pro

26 Frags – +

"does anyone play this game correctly?" -bl4nk on tf2

#51

saf

26 Frags – +

.

#52

vile

7 Frags – +

"minority down" -oen

#53

hooky

-13 Frags – +

#54

CondescendingCandlestick

26 Frags – +

"That's not the only time that kaidus has been putting bottles in places they don't belong today man," -Djc

#55

reece

14 Frags – +

.

#56

reselect

1 Frags – +

orzo's birds

#57

narf

34 Frags – +

" " - Dave__AC

#58

iridescentFUZZ

5 Frags – +

broder .mirelin : your son is autist

#59

nuze

-3 Frags – +

'So you think you're better than me now or what? Cos you're not'
'Why would I ragequit? I'm not a pussy ass bitch like you.'
'Are you stupid? Did you drop out of school to play this game or what?'
- Pablo

EDIT: Also, 'I've dominated stabbystabby, OK?'

'So you think you're better than me now or what? Cos you're not'
'Why would I ragequit? I'm not a pussy ass bitch like you.'
'Are you stupid? Did you drop out of school to play this game or what?'
- Pablo

EDIT: Also, 'I've dominated stabbystabby, OK?'

#60

tstm

9 Frags – +

This might be known to a few of the Aussies, but this is one a team got from some guy who was meant to trial:

Sadgasm: "Hey mate, sorry I wasnt able to trial I got arrested and have been in lockup up until this morning."

This might be known to a few of the Aussies, but this is one a team got from some guy who was meant to trial:

Sadgasm: "Hey mate, sorry I wasnt able to trial I got arrested and have been in lockup up until this morning."