Channel the sexual energy into your ubers to empower your teammates.
It will almost definitely work.
Channel the sexual energy into your ubers to empower your teammates.
It will almost definitely work.
What do you usually do before matches? It's probably best to try to emulate your pre-game ritual as much as possible.
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What do you usually do before matches? It's probably best to try to emulate your pre-game ritual as much as possible.
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This is the worst shit. Cut it the fuck out.
This is the worst shit. Cut it the fuck out.
I think you should j/o during lan
I think you should j/o during lan
it tires the mouse hand
have someone do it for you instead
it tires the mouse hand
have someone do it for you instead
For a lot of athletes, sex before games increases their performance. You should look into it, stultus.
For a lot of athletes, sex before games increases their performance. You should look into it, stultus.
thetilemakerFor a lot of athletes, sex before games increases their performance. You should look into it, stultus.
I don't think that's a possibility
[quote=thetilemaker]For a lot of athletes, sex before games increases their performance. You should look into it, stultus.[/quote]
I don't think that's a possibility
stultusthetilemakerFor a lot of athletes, sex before games increases their performance. You should look into it, stultus.
I don't think that's a possibility
Not with that attitude
[quote=stultus][quote=thetilemaker]For a lot of athletes, sex before games increases their performance. You should look into it, stultus.[/quote]
I don't think that's a possibility[/quote]
Not with that attitude
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2175783/The-raunchiest-Olympics-Record-150-000-condoms-handed-athletes-London-Games--thats-15-EACH.html
lan = Olympics
I know J/O to mean Jamaican Overproof by Wray and Nephew
http://www.ministryofrum.com/graphics/wrayoverproof.jpg
62.8 almost 63% alcohol.
Just stick to what your good at and post another fake story about you with some "girls" that's supposed to be funny that I wont + frag cause I don't find it funny.
btw don't drink wray and nephew. stick to your apple juice, you will shit your pants.
I know J/O to mean Jamaican Overproof by Wray and Nephew
[img]http://www.ministryofrum.com/graphics/wrayoverproof.jpg[/img]62.8 almost 63% alcohol.
Just stick to what your good at and post another fake story about you with some "girls" that's supposed to be funny that I wont + frag cause I don't find it funny.
btw don't drink wray and nephew. stick to your apple juice, you will shit your pants.
jesus fucking christ the amount i hate you is physically tangible
jesus fucking christ the amount i hate you is physically tangible
It's important to pop an uber on yourself before the big game. It's a part of warming up, just like groin stretches and kegels.
It's important to pop an uber on yourself before the big game. It's a part of warming up, just like groin stretches and kegels.
Only yes if you can get a sexy lady to give you a hand job.
Only yes if you can get a sexy lady to give you a hand job.