ez this guy
Strangest person you've met in TF2
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This guy now defenitly http://www.twitch.tv/zacknic
This guy now defenitly http://www.twitch.tv/zacknic
Way back on a pub a couple of scouts with matching loadouts in different colors was playing on my team.
It was a cp_badlands pub and they kept doing competitive callouts to each other in these cutesy anime-voices, ending each callout with "desu." Like, "Solly on spire desu" and "Medic down desu." One dude and one girl.
Sometimes a southern drawl accent would slip through their anime voices which was extra weird since it was on a Swedish server. They kept it up forever.
Way back on a pub a couple of scouts with matching loadouts in different colors was playing on my team.
It was a cp_badlands pub and they kept doing competitive callouts to each other in these cutesy anime-voices, ending each callout with "desu." Like, "Solly on spire desu" and "Medic down desu." One dude and one girl.
Sometimes a southern drawl accent would slip through their anime voices which was extra weird since it was on a Swedish server. They kept it up forever.
It was a cp_badlands pub and they kept doing competitive callouts to each other in these cutesy anime-voices, ending each callout with "desu." Like, "Solly on spire desu" and "Medic down desu." One dude and one girl.
Sometimes a southern drawl accent would slip through their anime voices which was extra weird since it was on a Swedish server. They kept it up forever.
Benroads5:05 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: Hello there. We met before last night on the hightower server. You know i want to talk to you about something and well i want to thank you as well if you dont mind.
5:05 PM - Benroads: er alright whats up?
5:07 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: i will be honest, this week have been...well..crazy.. the team i was in, cowarded out of Highlander, college is being a stress and well..I am gonna say, i was thinking was i even worth playing as a solly, but the way you played last night boosted my spirits. In a way it given me a Mind reburst. So in a way i want to thank you. And by that means
I'm fairly sure I was playing shotgun jumper in a Hightower pub when I "met" this guy.
So i am considered strange eh?
[quote=Benroads]5:05 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: Hello there. We met before last night on the hightower server. You know i want to talk to you about something and well i want to thank you as well if you dont mind.
5:05 PM - Benroads: er alright whats up?
5:07 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: i will be honest, this week have been...well..crazy.. the team i was in, cowarded out of Highlander, college is being a stress and well..I am gonna say, i was thinking was i even worth playing as a solly, but the way you played last night boosted my spirits. In a way it given me a Mind reburst. So in a way i want to thank you. And by that means
I'm fairly sure I was playing shotgun jumper in a Hightower pub when I "met" this guy.[/quote]
So i am considered strange eh?
5:05 PM - Benroads: er alright whats up?
5:07 PM - Sozo-Teki ™: i will be honest, this week have been...well..crazy.. the team i was in, cowarded out of Highlander, college is being a stress and well..I am gonna say, i was thinking was i even worth playing as a solly, but the way you played last night boosted my spirits. In a way it given me a Mind reburst. So in a way i want to thank you. And by that means
I'm fairly sure I was playing shotgun jumper in a Hightower pub when I "met" this guy.[/quote]
So i am considered strange eh?
explosion sauce. he's an alcoholic, lives with his parents, doesn't have a job, and he's actually cried in mumble because he lost to someone in mge. like he actually has some problems he should see a therapist about.
explosion sauce. he's an alcoholic, lives with his parents, doesn't have a job, and he's actually cried in mumble because he lost to someone in mge. like he actually has some problems he should see a therapist about.
msakura/dan/alittlegirl
those all sound like anime characters
[quote=m]sakura/dan/alittlegirl[/quote]
those all sound like anime characters
those all sound like anime characters
thmpsnmsakura/dan/alittlegirl
those all sound like anime characters
close nuff
ploxo was really unnerving to talk to
i mean he reached for my badge when i gave him a fake name who does that
[quote=thmpsn][quote=m]sakura/dan/alittlegirl[/quote]
those all sound like anime characters[/quote]
close nuff
ploxo was really unnerving to talk to
i mean he reached for my badge when i gave him a fake name who does that
those all sound like anime characters[/quote]
close nuff
ploxo was really unnerving to talk to
i mean he reached for my badge when i gave him a fake name who does that
icTusscrewb is really strange.
"oh shit guys I think I accidentally wore my cum socks today"
literally a direct quote
[quote=icTus]screwb is really strange.[/quote]
"oh shit guys I think I accidentally wore my cum socks today"
literally a direct quote
"oh shit guys I think I accidentally wore my cum socks today"
literally a direct quote
TastyPantsTL;DR Guy we tried out would roleplay as the engineer/
Sounds like this story ;_; http://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png
[quote=TastyPants]
TL;DR Guy we tried out would roleplay as the engineer/[/quote]
Sounds like this story ;_; http://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png[/img]
TL;DR Guy we tried out would roleplay as the engineer/[/quote]
Sounds like this story ;_; http://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png
[img]http://i.imgur.com/MkUleYM.png[/img]
CasualReally? No one has even mentioned Polk?
He'd set alarms through the day as a kid for dedicated times to "boost his stats" in TFC, bribing other players to not play at the same as him in order to achieve maximum stat BOOSTAGE.
The Hawaiian enigma spends countless hours in the "LazyTown" pub community, a past time of eternal endearment that will never grow old, even beyond his Platinum victories. His most familiar pre-game peptalk was to "Play gay" and I'm almost positive he has a subwoofer fetish, having posted hundreds of different subwoofer demos and reviews on his youtube channel since 2006.
Also, I once saw him streaming Minecraft @ 4 in the morning with the most bazaar mouse movement, as if he had never played an fps, while he was listening to a cover of Gangnam Style.
Definitely one of the strangest, but undoubtedly coolest people I've met in the game.
Classic polk.
polk: Dude, look at this gamer girl, you should add her on steam brah.
Stop trying to set me up polk.
[quote=Casual]Really? No one has even mentioned Polk?
He'd set alarms through the day as a kid for dedicated times to "boost his stats" in TFC, bribing other players to not play at the same as him in order to achieve maximum stat BOOSTAGE.
The Hawaiian enigma spends countless hours in the "LazyTown" pub community, a past time of eternal endearment that will never grow old, even beyond his Platinum victories. His most familiar pre-game peptalk was to "Play gay" and I'm almost positive he has a subwoofer fetish, having posted hundreds of different subwoofer demos and reviews on his youtube channel since 2006.
Also, I once saw him streaming Minecraft @ 4 in the morning with the most bazaar mouse movement, as if he had never played an fps, while he was listening to a cover of Gangnam Style.
Definitely one of the strangest, but undoubtedly coolest people I've met in the game.[/quote]
Classic polk.
polk: Dude, look at this gamer girl, you should add her on steam brah.
Stop trying to set me up polk.
He'd set alarms through the day as a kid for dedicated times to "boost his stats" in TFC, bribing other players to not play at the same as him in order to achieve maximum stat BOOSTAGE.
The Hawaiian enigma spends countless hours in the "LazyTown" pub community, a past time of eternal endearment that will never grow old, even beyond his Platinum victories. His most familiar pre-game peptalk was to "Play gay" and I'm almost positive he has a subwoofer fetish, having posted hundreds of different subwoofer demos and reviews on his youtube channel since 2006.
Also, I once saw him streaming Minecraft @ 4 in the morning with the most bazaar mouse movement, as if he had never played an fps, while he was listening to a cover of Gangnam Style.
Definitely one of the strangest, but undoubtedly coolest people I've met in the game.[/quote]
Classic polk.
polk: Dude, look at this gamer girl, you should add her on steam brah.
Stop trying to set me up polk.
toilethumor
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only
toilethumor
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only
beaslyLemonpulp
+1
FanofAngelsdromOn everyone's behalf:Dude I was fan boying so bad with shroud when I was behind him.
Fanboys.
dude I think everyone was fanboying him when he made that cz play on cache. I'm so glad I was standing behind him when that happened.
[quote=beasly]Lemonpulp[/quote]
+1
[quote=FanofAngels][quote=drom]On everyone's behalf:
Fanboys.[/quote]
Dude I was fan boying so bad with shroud when I was behind him.[/quote]
dude I think everyone was fanboying him when he made that cz play on cache. I'm so glad I was standing behind him when that happened.
+1
[quote=FanofAngels][quote=drom]On everyone's behalf:
Fanboys.[/quote]
Dude I was fan boying so bad with shroud when I was behind him.[/quote]
dude I think everyone was fanboying him when he made that cz play on cache. I'm so glad I was standing behind him when that happened.
Mr. Green, so I was lobbying on Friday and my team consisted of this guy named "anal papaya" and all green would do is say papaya in weird tones and make sexual references to papayas. Fucking weird dude. Added him later and we talk every day since then
Mr. Green, so I was lobbying on Friday and my team consisted of this guy named "anal papaya" and all green would do is say papaya in weird tones and make sexual references to papayas. Fucking weird dude. Added him later and we talk every day since then
downpourtoilethumor
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only
[9:10.00pm] protato do u still play
[9:12.19pm] toilethumor no
[9:12.35pm] toilethumor ive graduated from looney toons fps
[9:12.41pm] toilethumor and now im playing Esports Party game
[quote=downpour]toilethumor
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only[/quote]
[9:10.00pm] protato do u still play
[9:12.19pm] toilethumor no
[9:12.35pm] toilethumor ive graduated from looney toons fps
[9:12.41pm] toilethumor and now im playing Esports Party game
on smashladder.com
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only[/quote]
[9:10.00pm] protato do u still play
[9:12.19pm] toilethumor no
[9:12.35pm] toilethumor ive graduated from looney toons fps
[9:12.41pm] toilethumor and now im playing Esports Party game
on smashladder.com
vanillaThis guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vde7Dw2AL9A&list=UUt23BsH3MQyg5hoTHQemx_w&index=2
Mostly because I think he ACTUALLY believes he is the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived...
I am the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived, by the way. The South Koreans call me (loosely translated): "Bestowed gifts of supreme above, Suavepebble -- the new lord, the new way -- may his genius in aiming match the flowing breeze eternally. Three suns triumph over all the evil islands of the treacherous past -- lag be damned -- Lag below beauty. Lag is bellowing toward us all, the specter of death itself he shall surpass. He is the shining example from the west, we bow humbly at his feet -- sweet man, sweet-sweet man. Friggin guy good and also apple car stain."
Hahahahaha. Vanilla is STILL mad at me for this: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=131196410
Let it go, man! Yeesh!
p.s. -- I'll second Jening, which was a great call seeing as he hasn't played in years. He was a good weird, though... I miss that guy.
check out my twitch.tv if you want to see the greatest sniper of all-time complain about how the stream lags his game and makes him not the best sniper of all-time! www.twitch.tv/suavepeb
I love you all.
[quote=vanilla]This guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vde7Dw2AL9A&list=UUt23BsH3MQyg5hoTHQemx_w&index=2
Mostly because I think he ACTUALLY believes he is the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived...
[quote]I am the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived, by the way. The South Koreans call me (loosely translated): "Bestowed gifts of supreme above, Suavepebble -- the new lord, the new way -- may his genius in aiming match the flowing breeze eternally. Three suns triumph over all the evil islands of the treacherous past -- lag be damned -- Lag below beauty. Lag is bellowing toward us all, the specter of death itself he shall surpass. He is the shining example from the west, we bow humbly at his feet -- sweet man, sweet-sweet man. Friggin guy good and also apple car stain."[/quote][/quote]
Hahahahaha. Vanilla is STILL mad at me for this: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=131196410
Let it go, man! Yeesh!
p.s. -- I'll second Jening, which was a great call seeing as he hasn't played in years. He was a good weird, though... I miss that guy.
check out my twitch.tv if you want to see the greatest sniper of all-time complain about how the stream lags his game and makes him not the best sniper of all-time! www.twitch.tv/suavepeb
I love you all.
Mostly because I think he ACTUALLY believes he is the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived...
[quote]I am the greatest TF2 sniper that has ever lived, by the way. The South Koreans call me (loosely translated): "Bestowed gifts of supreme above, Suavepebble -- the new lord, the new way -- may his genius in aiming match the flowing breeze eternally. Three suns triumph over all the evil islands of the treacherous past -- lag be damned -- Lag below beauty. Lag is bellowing toward us all, the specter of death itself he shall surpass. He is the shining example from the west, we bow humbly at his feet -- sweet man, sweet-sweet man. Friggin guy good and also apple car stain."[/quote][/quote]
Hahahahaha. Vanilla is STILL mad at me for this: http://steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=131196410
Let it go, man! Yeesh!
p.s. -- I'll second Jening, which was a great call seeing as he hasn't played in years. He was a good weird, though... I miss that guy.
check out my twitch.tv if you want to see the greatest sniper of all-time complain about how the stream lags his game and makes him not the best sniper of all-time! www.twitch.tv/suavepeb
I love you all.
downpourtoilethumor
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only
Toilethumor came to one of London's bbqs and he was a super funny guy.
[quote=downpour]toilethumor
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only[/quote]
Toilethumor came to one of London's bbqs and he was a super funny guy.
no one will ever be as entertaining as the one and only[/quote]
Toilethumor came to one of London's bbqs and he was a super funny guy.
ComangliabootsSometimes a southern drawl accent would slip through their anime voices which was extra weird since it was on a Swedish server. They kept it up forever.
An explanation for this would be that the American Southern Accent is based off the British Accent (mostly that of the Scots-Irish), you probably heard someone from the UK most likely.
Maybe. They may have had 150+ ping but I dont remember.
[quote=Comanglia][quote=boots]Sometimes a southern drawl accent would slip through their anime voices which was extra weird since it was on a Swedish server. They kept it up forever.[/quote]
An explanation for this would be that the American Southern Accent is based off the British Accent (mostly that of the Scots-Irish), you probably heard someone from the UK most likely.[/quote]
Maybe. They may have had 150+ ping but I dont remember.
An explanation for this would be that the American Southern Accent is based off the British Accent (mostly that of the Scots-Irish), you probably heard someone from the UK most likely.[/quote]
Maybe. They may have had 150+ ping but I dont remember.
tri_That jaguar guy who made the 1 hr mge analysis video or something there was a big thread about it.
After the ESEA fiasco he compared it to "if i went to a rap concert and the performer pulled out a uzi and started shooting people in the crowd, would i feel safe going back to see that performer in concert" this is literally the analogy he chose to present to me.
Ok feel free to minus frag this into the ground or w/e I do not give a fuck. Even if you were some kind of magical double-invite deity, Tri, you're being a cunt and I'm not going to just sit here while you spout complete bullshit about me. And if that's really what you remember in your head then you're easily the strangest person in TF2. I'm going to address the points as briefly as possible.
I made that video a) to test a pen tool on my stream, one that lets you draw on the screen for 'analysis' type stuff and most importantly b) to help a very new player grasp some super basic concepts that he struggled with. It succeeded on both of these fronts. It was never meant to be a quality product and was just meant for one person to watch. Big thanks to capnfapn for trying his hardest to humiliate me in that retarded thread. I'm glad everyone had their fun. It showed me who my real friends were.
Quite some time ago, and well before the event above, when ESEA was melting down and tons of people were leaving for CEVO you added me on steam since I was a captain of a roster that would have been moved up into IM. Pretty much everyone on my team decided, at least at the time, that they were not interested in playing ESEA anymore and that we were going to be disbanding the team. Without directly saying it, you all but begged me to stay and keep playing in ESEA and asked me my opinion on the whole scandal and its various parts. From being untrustworthy and dishonest as a business to being downright criminal I am not OK with what ESEA did nor how they handled the events that followed the initial scandal. I told you I do not have trust in this company and I'm not giving them another dollar of my money unless there's literally no other place to play - maybe not even then.
ESEA's initial crime was secretly incorporating a bitcoin miner into their client software that would overtax and ruin people's hardware who were running the client and in the process generating value (more or less stealing money and accidentally frying people's computers in the process). At the time one of the arguments that the pro-ESEA people had was that -- Hey, only CS kids got hurt since they're the ones who leave the client running all day and all the time -- none of the TF2 people were affected since we barely ever use the client -- just for matches. And I said, (I paraphrase all of this now) - Ok let me make a shitty analogy for you.. it's a bit of a stretch but you can see how it can relate. If you were at a concert and during the show the singer pulled out a gun and just fired some shots randomly into the crowd injuring/killing some people, would you, as one of the fans at that show, say "Oh yeah the show was good -- I think the performers were great, I mean I wasn't one of the people who got shot, so who cares about that?-- everything was terrific". Wouldn't you be a apalled at the actions of the band? My half-assed analogy assumes that you are not death metal fan cartoon character at a DethKlok show.
[quote=tri_]That jaguar guy who made the 1 hr mge analysis video or something there was a big thread about it.
After the ESEA fiasco he compared it to "if i went to a rap concert and the performer pulled out a uzi and started shooting people in the crowd, would i feel safe going back to see that performer in concert" this is literally the analogy he chose to present to me.[/quote]
Ok feel free to minus frag this into the ground or w/e I do not give a fuck. Even if you were some kind of magical double-invite deity, Tri, you're being a cunt and I'm not going to just sit here while you spout complete bullshit about me. And if that's really what you remember in your head then you're easily the strangest person in TF2. I'm going to address the points as briefly as possible.
I made that video a) to test a pen tool on my stream, one that lets you draw on the screen for 'analysis' type stuff and most importantly b) to help a very new player grasp some super basic concepts that he struggled with. It succeeded on both of these fronts. It was never meant to be a quality product and was just meant for one person to watch. Big thanks to capnfapn for trying his hardest to humiliate me in that retarded thread. I'm glad everyone had their fun. It showed me who my real friends were.
Quite some time ago, and well before the event above, when ESEA was melting down and tons of people were leaving for CEVO you added me on steam since I was a captain of a roster that would have been moved up into IM. Pretty much everyone on my team decided, at least at the time, that they were not interested in playing ESEA anymore and that we were going to be disbanding the team. Without directly saying it, you all but begged me to stay and keep playing in ESEA and asked me my opinion on the whole scandal and its various parts. From being untrustworthy and dishonest as a business to being downright criminal I am not OK with what ESEA did nor how they handled the events that followed the initial scandal. I told you I do not have trust in this company and I'm not giving them another dollar of my money unless there's literally no other place to play - maybe not even then.
ESEA's initial crime was secretly incorporating a bitcoin miner into their client software that would overtax and ruin people's hardware who were running the client and in the process generating value (more or less stealing money and accidentally frying people's computers in the process). At the time one of the arguments that the pro-ESEA people had was that -- Hey, only CS kids got hurt since they're the ones who leave the client running all day and all the time -- none of the TF2 people were affected since we barely ever use the client -- just for matches. And I said, (I paraphrase all of this now) - Ok let me make a shitty analogy for you.. it's a bit of a stretch but you can see how it can relate. If you were at a concert and during the show the singer pulled out a gun and just fired some shots randomly into the crowd injuring/killing some people, would you, as one of the fans at that show, say "Oh yeah the show was good -- I think the performers were great, I mean I wasn't one of the people who got shot, so who cares about that?-- everything was terrific". Wouldn't you be a apalled at the actions of the band? My half-assed analogy assumes that you are not death metal fan cartoon character at a DethKlok show.
After the ESEA fiasco he compared it to "if i went to a rap concert and the performer pulled out a uzi and started shooting people in the crowd, would i feel safe going back to see that performer in concert" this is literally the analogy he chose to present to me.[/quote]
Ok feel free to minus frag this into the ground or w/e I do not give a fuck. Even if you were some kind of magical double-invite deity, Tri, you're being a cunt and I'm not going to just sit here while you spout complete bullshit about me. And if that's really what you remember in your head then you're easily the strangest person in TF2. I'm going to address the points as briefly as possible.
I made that video a) to test a pen tool on my stream, one that lets you draw on the screen for 'analysis' type stuff and most importantly b) to help a very new player grasp some super basic concepts that he struggled with. It succeeded on both of these fronts. It was never meant to be a quality product and was just meant for one person to watch. Big thanks to capnfapn for trying his hardest to humiliate me in that retarded thread. I'm glad everyone had their fun. It showed me who my real friends were.
Quite some time ago, and well before the event above, when ESEA was melting down and tons of people were leaving for CEVO you added me on steam since I was a captain of a roster that would have been moved up into IM. Pretty much everyone on my team decided, at least at the time, that they were not interested in playing ESEA anymore and that we were going to be disbanding the team. Without directly saying it, you all but begged me to stay and keep playing in ESEA and asked me my opinion on the whole scandal and its various parts. From being untrustworthy and dishonest as a business to being downright criminal I am not OK with what ESEA did nor how they handled the events that followed the initial scandal. I told you I do not have trust in this company and I'm not giving them another dollar of my money unless there's literally no other place to play - maybe not even then.
ESEA's initial crime was secretly incorporating a bitcoin miner into their client software that would overtax and ruin people's hardware who were running the client and in the process generating value (more or less stealing money and accidentally frying people's computers in the process). At the time one of the arguments that the pro-ESEA people had was that -- Hey, only CS kids got hurt since they're the ones who leave the client running all day and all the time -- none of the TF2 people were affected since we barely ever use the client -- just for matches. And I said, (I paraphrase all of this now) - Ok let me make a shitty analogy for you.. it's a bit of a stretch but you can see how it can relate. If you were at a concert and during the show the singer pulled out a gun and just fired some shots randomly into the crowd injuring/killing some people, would you, as one of the fans at that show, say "Oh yeah the show was good -- I think the performers were great, I mean I wasn't one of the people who got shot, so who cares about that?-- everything was terrific". Wouldn't you be a apalled at the actions of the band? My half-assed analogy assumes that you are not death metal fan cartoon character at a DethKlok show.
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