Have you ever noticed that when you're merely sexually attracted to a woman and you masturbate while thinking of her, you feel relieved once the deed is done, but when you truly love someone the feelings don't go away after you're finished? I really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September, but whenever I see that black box of sadness I'm reminded of my unrequited love. I know its weird to get this attached someone I've only spent an hour and 15 minutes with total in real life, but who's heart wouldn't be broken if they were cancelled on to go see some shitty christian country rock artist? Maybe this girl is just too happy to be with me. The only two girls that have ever truly liked me as a person after really getting to know me are this one girl that started talking to me right after her parents got divorced and another one that started talking to me right after her mom died. I don't want to this but I believe I have to. I'm going to have sex with her mother and tear her family apart. If her mother is too faithful then I may have to murder her. Its going to be hard looking in the eyes of the woman I love's mother as she lays there dying, bleeding out from a well-aimed meatshot, but I'll make sure that I'll never have to see those same inconsolable tears run down her daughter's precious face.
"black box of sadness"
is this a jab at how shit of an unlock the black box is
is this a jab at how shit of an unlock the black box is
i see an opportunity for the next stultus to rise and take the legacy
capnfapnI really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in September
how is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.
how is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.
thinking about how cool it would be if you showed this tot he girl and her mom at the same time
dflame makes me want to hang myself and myself wants to make myself hang myself
miwocapnfapnI really love this girl i bought a mini-fridge from back in Septemberhow is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.
its pretty nice fridge! The only problem is that the compartments on the door arent designed very well and if you arent careful stuff can fall out. its not a tiny little cube minifridge like one that would want to put under your desk though. Its more like the ones you see in hotels.
how is the fridge? I'm thinking of getting one to keep my drinks cold desk-side while I'm playing tf2.[/quote]
its pretty nice fridge! The only problem is that the compartments on the door arent designed very well and if you arent careful stuff can fall out. its not a tiny little cube minifridge like one that would want to put under your desk though. Its more like the ones you see in hotels.
tfw only a select few will know the joys of staying noided
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